I have a bit of internet access.
It was raining in Jamaica, but we went off the boat anyway.
All 3 of the youngest couples that came with his family met online! We met on okcupid, his cousin/bf met on tinder and his bros bff/wife met on okcupid! They've been married for months. The tinder couple are religious...me and SO don't think they have sex lol.
I'm having a good time! I'll tell y'all about SO later
SO drank a lot the first night. So I'm kinda upset at his behavior at dinner the first night...we get back to the room and he's "babe are you mad?". Duh *****. Stfu and go to sleep. But noooo he always wants to talk about everything (I do love this about him tho). So we talk. There was 1 specific thing that he did at dinner the first night (that I didn't mention here) that really pissed me off and the bulk of the conversation was about this.
(Omg and his mom!!!
she got trashed the first night, too.) So me and SO aren't really on great terms, but we get to a point where I don't want to shoot his face off. He wants to go to his moms room for a while (cuz there's a mini party in here....that's where all the fam is right now) for an hour (specific agreement) and go to the hot tub with me after. I was just gonna chill in our room until he came back.
About 20mins into his departure, I'm chillin in the room, cooling off. Why does his drunk mom call me and basically summons me to the room with them cuz "it's the first night, you should come out!
" ?! Y'all. I'm pisssssssed. I find out later that SO was in the bathroom when his mom called me (so he was unawares) and he had left her room right after she called me, to come and tell me not to go. And I got his text as soon as I entered his moms room. Sigh. I also later found out that he told his mom (and whoever was in the room) I was mad at him. That's why she called me. And that he tried to stop her from calling me.
I get to his moms room yaaay it's a party -_- SO comes back minutes after I enter. So we're there, mingling, I'm doing my best lol. Me and SO have a small chat and agree to stay for 20mins then leave and go to the hot tub. Cool. He's being extremely attentive to me the whole time
and he keeps asking me "what time is it? Ok, xx more minutes
" rubbing my leg and ish. I'm just thinking ***** shuduuuuup the head agreement is DUNZO (before the cruise he said we should christen the room with me giving him head. HAAAAAA!! how much can I laff?). So I'm just in a pissy mood, right? Ok, so it's our agreed upon time to go, so we head out. On the walk to our room, I say I don't feel like going to the hot tub anymore
I admit, this wasn't a good idea on my part, and I didn't hold up the agreement, even tho SO made sure to leave on time yea yea, but I was upset. SO isn't outwardly mad, but is confused cuz he thought we were on the path to smiles
so. We get back to our room. We talk a bit. I cool down. He's restless and asks if he can go out with the fam. Sure babe.
So I'm chillin in the room. And guess what?! His crazy drunk mom knocks on my door and basically drags me out to the festivities!!! Omfg. "I want all my children out tonight
" I don't even remember SOs lame excuse for not tackling his mom to the ground before she knocked on my door
I must've blocked it out. I was beyond pissed off, i was about to get off the boat lol.
So we're at this show with the fam. His mom is drunk. SOs bro was mad that she was that drunk....
it was funny. He yelled and walked away. His wife was like awww he's mad now
Yall. His mom pulled me to the side and basically apologized for SOs behavior and told me not to be mad at him and that it's her fault he's like this
and some other things I won't share.
I told SO what she said, and he was mad lol and said he's gonna talk to her about it after the cruise. I told him to stop telling his mom when we argue. So that was night 1.
The next day, he starts drinking in the morning (this was his plan before the cruise). At dinner, he was just sitting there not doing anything and he bites tf out of his lip! The ish was bleeding profusely into the cloth napkin
However, he didn't do the thing that really annoyed me. His behavior was actually really good the 2nd day! Despite him being much drunker lol. We had a nice night. I scratched his arm up reallllly good... like 8 deep, bleeding scratches on his bicep
....which a few people asked about the next day. I said we were wrestling
I'm sure no one believed me
(And his mom really didn't drink much for the rest of the cruise, so she wasn't a problem anymore. She acted embarrassed around me
)
He finally threw everything up the next day and was incapacitated until the afternoon. Which greatly pleased me lol. He didn't drink much for the rest of the cruise either lol. And we were good the rest of the time.
How does a super religious person even join/download Tinder? Guess everyone needs love.
