I knew He Was Broke when....

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mosaiksoul said:
-When I shared with him my story (which I thought was funny btw) of how the unemployment officer tried to get me apply for a job stacking tires for $4.25 per hour and he hollered out, "Shhhheeat...$4.25 per hour?! I'll take it!" with glee in his eyes.
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BlackHairDiva said:
I knew He Was Broke when....

I asked what he majored in and he responded ," oh... Ya know..... I studied so many different things , so many different fields. I don't like to categorize myself I'm more of a spiritual free spirit, I go with the flow and I adapt to my environment:look:."


I understood that what he meant is "I went to school, finished nothing, I get whatever job i can get and hustle my way to get buy:yawn:."
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The "free spirit" types are usually the ones most full of ****!
 
He asked what I wanted for my birthday. I mentioned a certain book. On my birthday, he brought me that book. From the library. :rolleyes:
 
Said he couldn't afford to buy me a hamburger so I bought it for myself, then he got angry because I didn't offer to split it with him. :perplexed

Of course I don't know if this was because he was broke or cheap because days earlier he was hooking himself up with some computer speaker equipment at Circuit City. :rolleyes: Needless to say that relationship was very short lived.
 
First a little background. When you go to a Nevada casino all drinks are free. However, by law, at California casinos you have to pay for your drink.

So we are at one of the Cali casinos. The waitress comes by to take our drink order, he orders a top-shelf drink and a bottled water and I order my drink. When the waitress returns with our drinks she says that will be $20. He said, "They're not free!" and then he cancelled the order. I grabbed my drink, paid for it and enjoyed it right in front of him. He didn't say anything, but he looked a little P***ed that I didn't buy his drink.
 
I knew he was broke when we went on a date to pay his bills. He pulled up to the Benagin's restaurant and I thought he was getting ready to feed me, then he asked for $100 to pay his bills. I didn't notice the pay day loan office tucked away next to the eating establishment. Dupped. He never paid me back either.
 
When he asked the cashier for MYYYY .45 cents change after I had already said for her to keep it. This is after I bought my own food and he bought his. I said "wow u went hard for that change I left". He goes "yeah times are hard for u to be leavin change like that"....:nono: :nono: :nono:
 
Oh yeah...same dude as above...

We had come to the conclusion that we would split the Staten Island $10 toll. He gave me a $5, which I pocketed and took out my $20 to pay. He then proceeded to ask for his $5 back because it "was his last"
 
We were chillin in Atlantic Station and he asked if I wanted to grab something to eat and I said "yes". Then we went into Publix inside Atlantic Station and he said he was craving some crablegs and I'm like, "cool". I'm thinking we're gonna head out to a seafood place but naw...he proceeds to buy the crab legs from Publix...has them steam them there, and takes them outside of Publix and proceeds to crack open and eat them in the middle of Atlantic Station!

This may not qualify as broke but it sure qualified as ghetto :nono:

Needless to say I left him there cracking open his crablegs right there at the table in front of Publix. I was SO embarassed. :nono:
 
He told me he had a surprise gift for me for my birthday. He came over and gave me my gift...I proceeded to open it and it was a Coach purse. A "faux" Coach purse. It didn't even really look like a "good" fake Coach, just a regular fake. I don't even like most Coach bags :ohwell:

(Lord forgive me for doing this but) I acted all surprised that he would buy me a Coach purse and said that the gift was nice but I couldn't accept it because it was "too expensive of a gift"...? (Had to think of something to say...I knew I wasn't going to have any use for it/didn't wanna keep it.)

And to top it all off, he replied with, "Oh that's ok..it wasn't that expensive. My mom got it from her recent trip to New York." :blush:

Again, this may not qualify as broke, but this one sure qualifies as cheap...and a lack of common sense.
 
Ok last one:

We went out to eat at Fox Sports Grill and ordered about $15 worth of food (total). I offered to pay for the appetizer (knowing that of course he was going to decline) but actually he eagerly accepted.

I mean, the appetizer was like $5 :nono:
 
zzirvingj said:
Ok last one:

We went out to eat at Fox Sports Grill and ordered about $15 worth of food (total). I offered to pay for the appetizer (knowing that of course he was going to decline) but actually he eagerly accepted.

I mean, the appetizer was like $5 :nono:
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:lachen:He's just sick with it!
 
...when we went to a chinese carry out to order his food and then rode to a real restaurant to sit in and eat it. :rolleyes:
 
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JewelleNY said:
I knew tons of cheapos! :look::nono::lol:

When he found boxes of cheap dollar store lotions and body wash on the corner and kept them for himself. He broke out in a rash from that junk :nono:

When he wrapped my Valentine Day/B-day book in newspaper :ohwell:

When he asked me to pay his gas and tolls to come see me :wallbash:

When he got us a hotel room (for privacy) and it was a pay by the hour :blush::wallbash: There were street women in the halls :nono:

Giving me a rose his patient had given him earlier for V'day, I put 2 and 2 together :perplexed

Would buy a plate of food to share saying he wasn't that hungry but then eating 90% of the plate :nono:

I am done for now :wallbash:
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Pay by the hour???? Oh hellll no....
 
When he told me that girls who expect men to pay for dates are freeloaders and he has to get to know me to treat.
 
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