I Knew He Just Wasn't That Into Me When He (fill In The Blanks).

back in college many moons ago......I knew he wasn't that in to me when I received a call from someone saying my boyfriend at the time was screwing my roomate.....hmmm, how that I miss that....first taste of being played!

I knew he wasn't that in to me when got to dinner and he said he forgot his wallet....I paid for my food and left him there.

:blush: No you didn't! I almost left an ex at the gas station because he didn't want to pump my gas. That's how hurt and mad i was.

How could you not pump your girls gas when you riding with HER.
 
Erm, what?:perplexed


Crazy isn’t it? I told him I was coming over but I didn’t give him a time. When I got to his house I saw him and the girl through the window. He got up and I thought he was coming to open the door, before I knew it, I see him running out of the garage with a water hose spraying us as we stood on the porch. We were soaked hair and all. Then he went into the house and got us towels, my bff was trying to fight him b/c she was an innocent bystander and he ruined her twists. I was so embarrassed, he made the girl leave as if that was any consolation to me standing in his yard wet.
 
Here goes keep in mind it's years worst of stuff.

everybody wants to spend time with me so I have to divide my time. I got to spend time with Mamma, daddy, pookie and them and than I will have time for you.

Lied and said he was going on a business trip to Cuba.:look: But really went on an exotic romantic vacation with his girlfriend and her daugther.

You call, text message and get a call back the next day saying I was tired and went to bed early.:nono:

Says I am trying to get a job in New York that's why I keep making trips up there despite being unemployed and too broke to take me out for dinner. :perplexed
 
when he would always compare me to "much prettier" sister

when he cheated with no remorse

when he couldn't follow through on his promises

when he expected me to give up my education just to be with him

yeah I was young and dumb!!
 
-When he stood me up...twice:blush:
-When he saw my friend at the club tried to holla at her and pretended he didn't remember who I was:lachen::lachen::lachen:
 
yoooooooooooooooooooo---wtfffffff--ur kidding

hose me down---omg--they would have to lock me up causeeeeeeee


when I caught a girl at his house and he ran out of the garage and hosed me and my bff down w/water :perplexed
 
-when he would call me the day he wanted to meet up and attempt to make plans for...the evening.

-when he got upset and kicked me out because i wouldn't have sex with him.

-when he told everyone I HAD had sex with him and didn't. Then when confronted tried to be like "well, you have to admit...you did look at my dick..."

-when he asked me to insure that I didn't mention us sleeping together to anyone at the office because his girlfriend worked with us too. (LULZ!)

It's funny, but only one of these was a "boyfriend", the other's were *** buddies who thought I was taking things seriously. Men are LULZY, so quick to think you want more from them then you do.
 
When he sent a "send to many" i love you girl message to me and my friend

When he told me that all black girls are good for is sex....now this pissed me the **** off:hardslap:....he was another hater of his own damn race, talking bout he would die to have a Latina...shizzz I was so blind
 
- he said he had violated parole so he would be in jail for six months and I saw him downtown two weeks later.
- when he said he was on his way and never showed up.
- after we did the do he called and talked to his girlfriend all night (okay maybe I deserved this one)





Oh, heeeell no!

he told me he had an Incest fantasy :?



-when he would call me the day he wanted to meet up and attempt to make plans for...the evening.



-when he got upset and kicked me out because i wouldn't have sex with him.



-when he told everyone I HAD had sex with him and didn't. Then when confronted tried to be like "well, you have to admit...you did look at my dick..."



-when he asked me to insure that I didn't mention us sleeping together to anyone at the office because his girlfriend worked with us too. (LULZ!)



It's funny, but only one of these was a "boyfriend", the other's were *** buddies who thought I was taking things seriously. Men are LULZY, so quick to think you want more from them then you do.





I am now so convinced that negroids are crazy. I am so happy to hear that it just wasn't me!
 
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I knew he wasn't that into me anymore when I kicked him out of my apartment, and came home one day after work to meet my front door slightly ajar and my apartment EMPTY. :lachen: I can laugh about it now because it was years ago, but I was so PISSED then.
 
When I got him a ticket home to see his family for Christmas and he got me a pen( I must mention that he had just gotten a 3k bonus check before we left)

When he finally convinced me to date him and he couldn't pay for my $3 chai tea :perplexed.

When he began to talk about my God in MY car then got angry because I wanted to go study so I could graduate. He had to go after that.

Only called to make plans a day before or the day of. Then I move a thousand mile away and he still wants to make plans the day before. I told him if he can find me, he can fly where I am.

After sex the first time, took off the condom and came on my back. I was livid.

Said he wanted to marry me, but wouldn't let me meet his family. Then when I dump him and move away. He shows up at my mom's house 4 years later.

Would rather watch porn then spend time with me.

Made me walk to the bus top after midnight when I got off, because he wanted to go sing karaoke. Even the bus driver said I shouldn't be out there.

And people wonder why I'm happy being single.
 
Doesn't call
Only want to see me late at night
Doesn't take me anywhere
Says he coming and then send a text two days later talking about he was rushed to the emergency room...Whatever
Again, can't call or text me but spend the entire time doing both while I'm over
Never wants to spend time with me.
Only wants to talk about sex


Love this thread, by the way. It's making me feel much better. Luckily, I believe in dating(not sexing) several people at once until one decides to become exclusive with me.
 
When I got him a ticket home to see his family for Christmas and he got me a pen( I must mention that he had just gotten a 3k bonus check before we left)

When he finally convinced me to date him and he couldn't pay for my $3 chai tea :perplexed.

When he began to talk about my God in MY car then got angry because I wanted to go study so I could graduate. He had to go after that.

Only called to make plans a day before or the day of. Then I move a thousand mile away and he still wants to make plans the day before. I told him if he can find me, he can fly where I am.

After sex the first time, took off the condom and came on my back. I was livid.

Said he wanted to marry me, but wouldn't let me meet his family. Then when I dump him and move away. He shows up at my mom's house 4 years later.

Would rather watch porn then spend time with me.

Made me walk to the bus top after midnight when I got off, because he wanted to go sing karaoke. Even the bus driver said I shouldn't be out there.

And people wonder why I'm happy being single.

At least he's not always asking if he can put the mayo in your face...:nono:
 
this thread is funny & sad at the same time... i only hope some young (and not so young) ladies can take heed and prevent some unneccessary hurt & embarrassment etc....
 
Here's another. He took me to his college apartment to hang out. I know I'm naive.
He opened the door and it was a small studio apartment with a HUGE king size bed, a TV, a stack of homemade video tapes, and a video camera.

I made up an excuse and left.
 
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1. When he opened his wallet to pay for something and his ex's pic was still in there.

2. When he constantly talked about how successful and beautiful his exes were. and how they could cook.
 
When we did the do and the next morning he didn't want to wake up to walk me to the bus stop because he had "a sleeping condition". Boy Bye!!
 
:blush: No you didn't! I almost left an ex at the gas station because he didn't want to pump my gas. That's how hurt and mad i was.

How could you not pump your girls gas when you riding with HER.

yes I did girl. What a jerk....later I found out he had a girlfriend...***
 
:blush: Well dang.

:lachen::lachen::lachen:

Please explain....

I was very very young.

My gaydar had already went off prior. I am into bikes and was a member of a bike club and I met him on a bike and when I asked about his club, he mumbled the name of the one that is all "dudes":rolleyes:. But I didn't have anything else to do and he wanted to go to the movies. I said why not, its not a "date" and it gets me out the house LAWD WHY!!

First off, he said he had to tell me about his job, by showing me a pic. When he got in my car (why I picked him up I dunno) he showed me his "monster". He said he was a stripper. A little throw up come in my thoat. I don't know much about skripping, but all the males skripped I KNOW are GAY GAY GAY! So he was already dead to me in that respect. That killed it.

We got to the movies he wanted to see this movie about a pregnant chick. I was like WTF? But I said whatever because it was late and I will fall asleep in the movies. And I did just that. And I woke up each time he started laughing. (What dudes wants to see a chick flick and thinks its funny? :lachen:

When it was over, he had all these calls on his phone coming in from his bro talking about he bout to get jumped at the club. So he asked me to take him. I said which one? he said I'll tell you when we get close, just drive downtown. We get to Saratoga Street (which is near a better known, Hetero club) and he like turn up here. I turned and it was all these people that clearly were not, uh, "straight as an arrow." I asked him, "you going to Club Bunz?" He said, "yeah, I'm going in to help my brother."

Yall, this fool SKIPPED out my car down to the club. I hit the gas my jumped forward and skidded back home.

But get this-- this fool had the nerve to call me the next day and later left texts asking me what was up and why he hadn't heard from me. He was still trying to call me months later!!

Needless to say, that was a first and last time I was ever near Club Bunz!:yep::yep:
 
When I got him a ticket home to see his family for Christmas and he got me a pen( I must mention that he had just gotten a 3k bonus check before we left)

When he finally convinced me to date him and he couldn't pay for my $3 chai tea :perplexed.

When he began to talk about my God in MY car then got angry because I wanted to go study so I could graduate. He had to go after that.

Only called to make plans a day before or the day of. Then I move a thousand mile away and he still wants to make plans the day before. I told him if he can find me, he can fly where I am.

After sex the first time, took off the condom and came on my back. I was livid.

Said he wanted to marry me, but wouldn't let me meet his family. Then when I dump him and move away. He shows up at my mom's house 4 years later.

Would rather watch porn then spend time with me.

Made me walk to the bus top after midnight when I got off, because he wanted to go sing karaoke. Even the bus driver said I shouldn't be out there.

And people wonder why I'm happy being single.

:nono::nono::nono: I would have wiped it off and threw it in his eye.
 
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