Everything was cool until he____(fill in the blank)

[curlicarib]

He said I would hate to go to Heaven and not see you there

Lol!!!! WTF!!!

 

[julzinha]

Lol!!!! WTF!!!

That is what me and my friends said. That was a light bulb moment for me

 

[natural2008]

He said I would hate to go to Heaven and not see you there

I hope you deleted his number and changed yours. He sounds like he had some evil plans in store for you both .

 

[Choclatcotton]

I saw his male member and it was almost down to his knees (and he is tall) and it was as thick as my lower arm.

When he told me not to be scared when he took it out i was laughing inside thinking what a pompous aarrse. He claimed most girls were scared of it. I was like, really now?

When I saw it i jumped up, grabbed my purse and sprinted out of there. Ran right into his dad coming from church. Dad was like "young gal what are you doing here!" Then he started berating his son for not going to church and asked him why I was so scared. What did he do to me.

I continued running and decided to hold on to my v card a lil bit longer...

SOUNDS like a medical condition lol

 

[FearlessNik]

He said I would hate to go to Heaven and not see you there

Best. One. Ever!!!

Ok, maybe it's after the guy who had his dead Granny's dress.

 

[Babysaffy]

^ that one there is terrifying!

Bumping

 

[alex114]

Bumping! I read this whole thread in one night, I know y'all have more stories!!!!

 

[levette]

Opened his big mouth and spoke ignorance

 

[4bslbound]

Best. Thread. Ever

 

[Ivonnovi]

Till we were driving down the street, and while he was driving he picked a nugget from his nose and began rolling it into a little bitty ball ....totally caught up in navigating and unaware of his behavior.
.......we were on our way home from dinner......
We were on his side of town and he wanted to know if I would come up for drinks. Um, NO!!!! .... this was my first and last time riding with him; it was also our last date.
Nice guy but I can't get past the nastiness!

 

[VivaMac]

he picked a nugget from his nose and began rolling it into a little bitty ball ....totally caught up in navigating and unaware of his behavior.
.......we were on our way home from dinner......

Ewww!

 

[DarkJoy]

...until he said he'd been studying cults and decided he would start one. He was working on some new religion and was working on luring in rich white women... to get them to donate, start a compound and be supported by their "faith."

I watch The Path and totally think of him

 

[BEAUTYU2U]

...until he said he'd been studying cults and decided he would start one. He was working on some new religion and was working on luring in rich white women... to get them to donate, start a compound and be supported by their "faith."

I watch The Path and totally think of him

Aren't most BM starting the same cult?

 

[DarkJoy]

Aren't most BM starting the same cult?

cold blooded but true!
this was a white dude tho...

 

[giigii613]

until I saw a Christmas card in his car congratulating him and his family on the new baby.

 

[LovinLea]

until he smiled.

 

[Ganjababy]

You win.

until I saw a Christmas card in his car congratulating him and his family on the new baby. View attachment 394263

 

[giigii613]

You win.

If by win you mean win a dud. Lol girl truth is stranger than fiction. I couldn't believe that happened or the flimsy excuse he tried to give me for it being there, sr. we have been dating for almost two months you were talking about planning a trip to Spain for you and I over the summer. I can't with dudes. I truly can...not.

 

[Dalisha]

This was many years ago... but when he Whipped out a small penis... What a disappointment... all that height and no length where it counts....

 

[hot_pepper96]

told me he had to be home before dark because he had on an akle braclet! blush:

Nah! Shut up!

 

[LivingInPeace]

I don't know if I posted this before. This guy was really nice and good looking. He was on the basketball team so he was in great shape. Anyway, we get to the first kiss phase and he kisses me with his mouth wide open. It's hard to describe because it's so odd. But picture someone coming in for a kiss with their mouth wide open and their tongue moving around.
At first, I thought he was kidding...but, alas.

 

[LostInAdream]

I don't know if I posted this before. This guy was really nice and good looking. He was on the basketball team so he was in great shape. Anyway, we get to the first kiss phase and he kisses me with his mouth wide open. It's hard to describe because it's so odd. But picture someone coming in for a kiss with their mouth wide open and their tongue moving around.
At first, I thought he was kidding...but, alas.

 

[hot_pepper96]

.......told me he wanted to breed me

Say what?!

 

[hot_pepper96]

I know, right?! Girl, he had even admitted to being part of a forum with people who had interests just like him.

 

[shespoison]

Until he told me his fantasy was for his future wife to sh*t in his mouth.

 

[hot_pepper96]

Until he told me his fantasy was for his future wife to sh*t in his mouth.

WTH?! All these people are just roaming around unsupervised y'all! Smh

 

[shespoison]

WTH?! All these people are just roaming around unsupervised y'all! Smh

He is insane. I tired to stay cool with him but he kept asking to eat my groceries. I ended up blocking him everywhere.

 

[DarkJoy]

Until he told me his fantasy was for his future wife to sh*t in his mouth.

 

[BEAUTYU2U]

He is insane. I tired to stay cool with him but he kept asking to eat my groceries. I ended up blocking him everywhere.

He wanted to eat your groceries? Girl you were on the path to be fiancee material and you let that good man go!

 

[SurferBabe]

An oldie but goodie...

Until he told me he was gender-fluid and that he used to do drag in college for extra money. He then admitted to fantasizing about a mutual male friend of ours. All of this on our first hangout that he considered a date and I didn't. Not my thing so I ghosted him. Two years later and he still manages to find me and tell me that he believes I am the one. Nah son.