Everything was cool until he____(fill in the blank)

justNikki said:
I went out on more than a few dates before I got married and at least half of them were knuckleheads. Here's my contribution to the he ruined it thread....

Everthing was fine until he....

asked me if he could park his Lexxus at my house for a few days.
told my girlfriend that he she was looking sexy in those jeans.
got a nipple ring.
spit in my sugarbox...this ain't no porn video.
told he he doesn't do oral sex.
said he wanted us to date exclusively within 72 hours of meeting him.
smiled on the first date and I realized he was missing half of his top teeth on one side.
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:lachen::lachen::lachen:
Did you continue???

The no to oral action is a NEXT call for me too.


Everything was cool until he...(multiple guys):
Got another girl pregnant
Pulled out a penus the size of a small paperclip
Told me that he had sex with at least a 100 women:nono::nono::nono:
 
azucar said:
Til we dated for two years and he revealed that he had a 3 year old son. I thought it was lie at first because there were never any pictures or signs of a child.
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Okay this happened to me when I was about 16, I'd been seeing this guy for a while, he was supposed to be like 19 right:rolleyes:........so I call him one day and a little girl answers the phone and says my daddy is not home may I take a message.......now I don't know about you guys but I was like what hell, may you take a message! I was thinking damn she sound as old as I do, how the hell old is his arse.........I never called him again, for some reason I got scared and didn't want to know the answers to my questions.
 
socurlyqt said:
ok...these stories are hilarious. im adding

Everything was cool until he

* Grabbed my face with two hands (I thought he was going to kiss me) and he turns my head and LICKS my face!!! From the side of my chin all the way to the side of my forehead. ugh. ugh. ugh

*Found out he was dating the me and another girl in my dorm.

*Wanted me to have phone sex with him-ON OUR FIRST PHONE CALL!!


i really dont know what men even think about these days
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That sounds like a scene right from Dave Chapelle..........and it has me in tears with a headache........this thread is so funny

Okay I have one more, it's not as funny but still pissess me off

Everything was cool until he tells me he just got out of jail the day before he met me, which mind you was about 6 months later.............??????????????Urgghhhhh maybe it was all the comments I made about not liking criminals?????? But once he told me that, it made a bunch of other things he'd said not make sense at all!
 
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bimbabe said:
:lachen::lachen::lachen:
Did you continue???


The no to oral action is a NEXT call for me too.


Everything was cool until he...(multiple guys):
Got another girl pregnant
Pulled out a penus the size of a small paperclip
Told me that he had sex with at least a 100 women:nono::nono::nono:
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Hell naw! We have enough trouble keeping the kitty free of bad bacteria. That called for an immediate wash. Spit! Yuck!
 
qtslim83 said:
(The only White guy I've dated)

....during an argument at dinner he took a paper straw wrapper he was playing with and threatened to hang me w/ it. Can we say "Check, please?!!" :nono:
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Uh....Um....How could he think that was funny?!

NANA said:
showed me his rotten wisdom tooth...........still in his mouth ( WTF........)

took his shoes off around me and the result was an unpleasant, stomach upsetting smell.......then he acts as if something is wrong with me......I'm like dude, do you not smell your feet!
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Are these the same guy? Damn! The bolded had me :lachen:

likewtr4chklit said:
---He cornered me in the staff bathroom and insisted that I help him jack off. Then when I refused he proceeded to handle it himself and almost got man juice on my work pants.
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And you didn't kill him? I would have been in prison.
 
weaveologist said:
Everything was cool until he---

- Tried to ride on the side of me cursing me out as I walked to the bus stop but had to ride with the door open as he cursed me because his window didn't roll down.
- Told me that he didn't work because he was focused on his music career.
- Pulled down his pants and his **** was so little that I then felt like a lesbian.
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:lachen::lachen::lachen:

Laawd I'm all up and through this thread like :lachen::perplexed:nono::blush::rolleyes: :wallbash:
 
until he picked me up for our first (and last) date and his truck floor was covered with soda cans, paper, and lint (and it smelled bad too)

then at the end of the night asked if I would jack him off

for another dude

until he told me he had a felony assualt record for beating up some dude in the club
 
- told me he used to hit his ex-wife because she expected him to :ohwell:

- after spending half an hour together having coffee (it wasn't even a date) put a letter through my front door detailing his plans for our future together :nono:.

- while we are in the middle of 'the act' whispers in my ear 'my girlfriend is pregnant'.

- told me that no 1 woman in the world can satisfy him, he needs to have several.

- told me he wanted to 'impregnate' me.

- told me that EVERY woman wants him.....


I need to put in this disclaimer - Different men
 
Oh my stars!!!!
This thread has me crying!!!
I'm so glad no one's at work today cause i'm lol every other second!!
Too many funny ones to quote!!
 
justNikki said:
I went out on more than a few dates before I got married and at least half of them were knuckleheads. Here's my contribution to the he ruined it thread....

Everthing was fine until he....

asked me if he could park his Lexxus at my house for a few days.
told my girlfriend that he she was looking sexy in those jeans.
got a nipple ring.
spit in my sugarbox...this ain't no porn video.
told he he doesn't do oral sex.
said he wanted us to date exclusively within 72 hours of meeting him.
smiled on the first date and I realized he was missing half of his top teeth on one side.
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can we say repossession:look:
 
We finally kissed and he kissed me so hard, I felt assaulted. Like serious I wanted to cry, they hurt so bad. Then he had the nerve to try to get some. :nono: Q
 
ThatJerseyGirl said:
I AM OFFICIALLY DONE !!!!!!!!!:lachen::lachen::lachen::lachen::lachen::lachen:


OMG .... he HAD to know he smelt like a seafoo d market...i'm laffin as i'm typin this......gurlllllllll...u got me f____d up off of this one.....i'm hollerin!!!!
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yeah his a s s smelled it. I was like...uhhh I gotta go to work in the morning :cowgirl::roadrunner: that smell was stuck in my nose all the way home. I'm getting sick just thinking about it.
 
FLAME said:
-(ex-fiancé)..After lamenting about his insecure wife , begged me to give him a BJ..second wrong?--> it was EASTER Sunday!!

-During a very tame make-out session, dude leans over and softly whispers in my ear that he just "came" ...ummm, we're both FULLY dressed..ewwww

-Getting ready for a girls night out, dude swings by..sees that I'm heading out and beggs, I mean close to ***in tears..for me to ride with him to a motel so he can get in a quickie.

-Wanted to know if I had a problem with him having 4 kids by 4 different women..on top of that, confessed that he hadn't seen any of them in over 2 years.

-Dinner was going great until he randomly asked if I'm "into being choked"?!?
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:eek: :eek: :eek:

:cowgirl::cowgirl::cowgirl:
 
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