Everything was cool until he____(fill in the blank)

[Vinyl]

- Told me he was only pretending to cry over the phone
- Told me he lied about not having his driver's license (which also made about 5 things he said no longer make sense but I didn't bring those up... it was too confusing already. )

Umm okay... of all the things to lie about. erplexed

 

[socurlyqt]

ok...these stories are hilarious. im adding

Everything was cool until he

* Grabbed my face with two hands (I thought he was going to kiss me) and he turns my head and LICKS my face!!! From the side of my chin all the way to the side of my forehead. ugh. ugh. ugh

*Found out he was dating the me and another girl in my dorm.

*Wanted me to have phone sex with him-ON OUR FIRST PHONE CALL!!


i really dont know what men even think about these days

 

[Lenee925]

How can I forget...

he wanted to go down south...I told him aunt flo was in town...he still wanted to go down south erplexed

no friggin way...

 

[sexyeyes3616]

How can I forget...

he wanted to go down south...I told him aunt flo was in town...he still wanted to go down south erplexed

eww

 

[sexyeyes3616]

- Til we took a shower twice and I still smelled his butt...

Oh my! Wow

 

[sexyeyes3616]

... I walked into his place and had to pause and regulate my breathing otherwise I would've thrown up because it smelled, literally, like hot garbage and body funk on top of it being really humid that day. Roaches were everywhere and when I left I felt like I had a sticky film all over me. I rushed home for a shower never to return again.

HOW DARE HE ASK ME TO COME OVER!!!!!!!!


Sad but true story...

That is so disgusting.

 

[sexyeyes3616]

Wow..how could I forget...Everything was cool until he moaned louder than me during relations

 

[sexyeyes3616]

Until he told me he wanted to have a 3some with a tranny so we can have the best of both worlds....


Til he stuck his finger in a forbidden place without asking

Til he said he was going to wash up before sex and walked out closing the door. I walked out a minute later to see he was spraying his meat with water he used to iron his clothes.

Til he broke up with me, got back with me, I dumped him and then he called me over 170 times in 2 hours on my phone, my parents house phone and my sisters phone crying and begging to get back together only to dump me.....


Til he tried to tell me I was his girlfriend although he never picked up the phone when I called and paid more attention to me when I was breaking up with my 3some boyfriend....

Til he begged incessantly that he would do ANYTHING he needed to get in bed with me because my butt drove him crazy

This guy ahd some serious issues.

 

[sexyeyes3616]

Everything was cool until he...

mentioned he had a sexual fantasy involving him wearing a diaper
and me smoking a cigar

OMG

 

[Extremus]

no friggin way...

eww

Yep

 

[Vanity1]

Ooooo I forgot to add this one...

He called me on Christmas Day to wish me a happy holidays, and begins the conversation with, "Happy Thanksgiving". And he was dead serious.

 

[prettypuff1]

-he casually mentioned his girlfriend of 4 years

-(diff guy..a white guy) said that he's Blacker than most Black guys.

-(big,fine dude) opened his mouth and had a voice like Mike Tyson

WTF

 

[HollyGolightly1982]

How can I forget...

he wanted to go down south...I told him aunt flo was in town...he still wanted to go down south erplexed

perplexederplexed

 

[Extremus]

nah son!

 

[lux10023]

oh helll nahhhhhhhhhh

what the bleep---see this iswhat im talkin about---gurrrrlllllllllll

(The only White guy I've dated)

....during an argument at dinner he took a paper straw wrapper he was playing with and threatened to hang me w/ it. Can we say "Check, please?!!"

 

[EleganceUnleashed]

......until he wanted me to french kiss him when he had too much saliva in his mouth and it was piling in the corners of his mouth.

.......he mentioned he used to be part of a sex club that had orgies all the time and asked me to broaden my horizons and don't knock it till I tried it.

.......until he started hitting on my co-workers in front of me and behind my back.

........until he started asking me for money.

........all he wanted to do is sex me in the anal regions

 

[NYAmicas]

BUMP!!!!!!!

 

[Nsslovely]

showed me his rotten wisdom tooth...........still in his mouth ( WTF........)

took his shoes off around me and the result was an unpleasant, stomach upsetting smell.......then he acts as if something is wrong with me......I'm like dude, do you not smell your feet!

 

[Lenee925]

............

 

[chocolat79]

...told me that his father was going to call the police because he saw a "strange" car in front of his house. (Father didn't know son had a girl at the house).

 

[gn1g]

this has got to be the most hilarious thread ever.

The only one I can think of is, dating a guy who kept crunch on something the entire date. I noticed that he didn't have anything in his hands nor did he have any pockets. I finally figured out what was going on. . .he has a big stash of candies in his sock. LOL

 

[azucar]

Til we dated for two years and he revealed that he had a 3 year old son. I thought it was lie at first because there were never any pictures or signs of a child.

 

[Vinyl]

Ooooo I forgot to add this one...

He called me on Christmas Day to wish me a happy holidays, and begins the conversation with, "Happy Thanksgiving". And he was dead serious.

What?

 

[MissMeWithThatIsh]

showed me his rotten wisdom tooth...........still in his mouth ( WTF........)

took his shoes off around me and the result was an unpleasant, stomach upsetting smell.......then he acts as if something is wrong with me......I'm like dude, do you not smell your feet!

 

[envybeauty]

How can I forget...

he wanted to go down south...I told him aunt flo was in town...he still wanted to go down south erplexed

I will never understand men that do that.......at that time!!!

...and if they do it to you....they have to done it to others as well....yuck!

 

[likewtr4chklit]

---He cornered me in the staff bathroom and insisted that I help him jack off. Then when I refused he proceeded to handle it himself and almost got man juice on my work pants.

 

[NYAmicas]

Til we dated for two years and he revealed that he had a 3 year old son. I thought it was lie at first because there were never any pictures or signs of a child.

That aint right.
What was his excuse?

 

[Lynn84]

This is mine from a past relationship.

Until he peed in the shower I literally jumped out still stanking threw on my clothes, left & never looked back.

 

[Extremus]

I will never understand men that do that.......at that time!!!

...and if they do it to you....they have to done it to others as well....yuck!

exactly

 

[justNikki]

I went out on more than a few dates before I got married and at least half of them were knuckleheads. Here's my contribution to the he ruined it thread....

Everthing was fine until he....

asked me if he could park his Lexxus at my house for a few days.
told my girlfriend that he she was looking sexy in those jeans.
got a nipple ring.
spit in my sugarbox...this ain't no porn video.
told he he doesn't do oral sex.
said he wanted us to date exclusively within 72 hours of meeting him.
smiled on the first date and I realized he was missing half of his top teeth on one side.