Everything was cool until he____(fill in the blank)

niqu92 said:
mmmmph i guess some people dont fully appreciate men the way they should:nono::lol: how you gonna leave a man with a porn star peen?!!!!!!
say whaaaa bring him ova heaaaaa let me be da judge of dat peen and if it is as big as you say shoot i wont be scared to bite:drunk:
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:lachen:

Let's hope he's a shower and not a grower :lol: I thought about that too but homeboy better wife me before that cause I can't go through that for some random dude :nono:! I bet child birth will be eaaasssyyy after all of that!

ROFL @ the daddy knowing exactly what was going on
 
This just happened last Friday when a dude tried to pick me up at a coffee shop:

It was cool until I asked if he had children. He responds that even though his sperm count is low, he has a high volume of man-juice and I might be drowned. -.-

He responds that he has a 23yo adult daughter that he had no hand in raising and just met. But doesn't really like her bcuz she is gay. -.-

.....why me? Lol
 
Daeuiel said:
DarkJoy where are you meeting these losers??? Stop going there :nono:
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Lmao Daeuiel!

Some I met before I met my ex husband over 20yrs ago. Then I was with the ex for 20 yrs. The pedos and this idiot I am meeting are just now that I am just returning to the dating scene this past year. Some in passing in rl and some online.

It is well known among my friends that I am a nut magnet. Always have been.
 
Bought the lady who cuts his hair a Victoria's Secret PINK sweat suit. I didn't even get a Happy Birthday and he knows pink is my color.
 
DarkJoy said:
This just happened last Friday when a dude tried to pick me up at a coffee shop:

It was cool until I asked if he had children. He responds that even though his sperm count is low, he has a high volume of man-juice and I might be drowned. -.-

He responds that he has a 23yo adult daughter that he had no hand in raising and just met. But doesn't really like her bcuz she is gay. -.-

.....why me? Lol
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Really? #Epicfail

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LovelyNaps26 said:
Him: I want to get to know you.

Me :look:

Him: Do you like to have sex? I'm horny.

Me: :cowgirl:
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Damn shame because all I can this is that this line must've worked on some unsuspecting lady for him to try it on you.
 
He said he would commit once we turned 30 and got married. We were 22. He wanted me to stay single and wait. :look:
 
Ooooooh. I just remembered this one:

...We'd colored some years earlier, (We've known each other for a long time). So, we're talking one day and the "session" came up.... He goes on about how much he enjoyed it:drunk:.....tells me "he knows I was holding back.....He knows I'm a freak & next time we'll color the [Hershey Highway] 'cause he knows the freak in me would love that". .....

I'm sitting their thinking : It wasn't that great:rolleyes:, and definately twasnt As Good for me as it was for himo_O...

REALLY!?! He's permanently off limits now, and I'll NeVa eva' give into :oops:that whim again. Neva!
 
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Ahhh just happened to me two days ago...

He says "ya'll women gonna miss ya'll man, worrying about what a man got. So whats if a man doesn't have a job, or car. He could love you"

I looked at him and said that a man has to bring something to the table.

He then says "well I lost my job, I filed for unemployment. I'm appealing right now. My car got stolen so I ride the bus, and me and my brother live together.
 
he asked to lick my butthole, and even though i said no, he would still try to do it when face painting

he had a cat who he bought many expensive gifts, but couldn't even get me a valentines day gift. also he kept a litter box in his room and his room literally smelled like cat piss.

most of the time we went on dates, his mother would be there.

he ordered an appetizers and some wine, while i just got a basic meal and at the end he wanted to split the check 50/50 and justified it by saying i had taken a bite of his appetizer.

i found out he was flirting with trannies

he asked my favorite position after my first day of meeting him

his peen look exactly liked a jalapeno pepper

i took a shower at his place and when i got out, i saw him prancing around in my bra
 
I'll finish reading this thread tomorrow but here's my contribution already:

(these are three different men)

- verbally and physically abusive
-asked to borrow money almost each time we met, I finally gave him some money and he never paid me back
-had to bring up sex in every conversation
 
chickle said:
he asked to lick my butthole, and even though i said no, he would still try to do it when face painting

he had a cat who he bought many expensive gifts, but couldn't even get me a valentines day gift. also he kept a litter box in his room and his room literally smelled like cat piss.

most of the time we went on dates, his mother would be there.

he ordered an appetizers and some wine, while i just got a basic meal and at the end he wanted to split the check 50/50 and justified it by saying i had taken a bite of his appetizer.

i found out he was flirting with trannies

he asked my favorite position after my first day of meeting him

his peen look exactly liked a jalapeno pepper

i took a shower at his place and when i got out, i saw him prancing around in my bra
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This post just brightened my day so much. :lachen:
 
I'll bite...

-Told me I shouldn't expect him to be faithful because hewas going to be a rapper. (That was 10+ years ago and he still is not a rapper).

-He spat in my face when I denied his marriage proposal. (Same guy as above).

-Asked if I could pay to fly him to Houston. WTF? (I was at a conference in Kentucky at the time.)

-On our first and last date, he wore wrinkled, high water corduroy pants and his breathe smelled like raw sewage.
 
GulfCoastChica said:
I'll bite...

-Told me I shouldn't expect him to be faithful because hewas going to be a rapper. (That was 10+ years ago and he still is not a rapper).

-He spat in my face when I denied his marriage proposal. (Same guy as above).

-Asked if I could pay to fly him to Houston. WTF? (I was at a conference in Kentucky at the time.)

-On our first and last date, he wore wrinkled, high water corduroy pants and his breathe smelled like raw sewage.
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Wow! Spat in your face?!? What did you do??? GulfCoastChica
 
I left his house a little after midnight and he didn't walk me to my car and didn't call me until 8pm to see if I got home safe :perplexed
 
When he told me his g-mom's birthday was coming up and he wanted to do something special in remembrance of her. :scratchch:

I get to his house he has laid out on the sofa one of her "favorite" house dresses and slippers for me to wear for role play.:nono::nono:

When I told him "NO". He proceeds to act and speak in a grandma voice cusses at me that I'm no good and to get out!
 
SUPER SWEET said:
When he told me his g-mom's birthday was coming up and he wanted to do something special in remembrance of her. :scratchch:

I get to his house he has laid out on the sofa one of her "favorite" house dresses and slippers for me to wear for role play.:nono::nono:

When I told him "NO". He proceeds to act and speak in a grandma voice cusses at me that I'm no good and to get out!
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That fool sound like the sick dude from the Psycho movies.
 
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