Everything was cool until he____(fill in the blank)
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mallysmommy
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pulled out a blanket and pillow to make a pallet on the floor of an apartment that he said was his....o___0
loveafterwar
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Showed up to our first date with sloppy dreads and ungroomed
Showed up wearing his work pants, shirt, and shoes...he worked at Saltgrass Steakhouse...his pants had holes and grease stains on them and his shoes were those thick no-slip tennis shoes
He tried to put his arm around me at the movies and when he lifted his arm up that stank funk escaped its way out of his jacket. I held my breath, put the arm rest down that the previous people sitting there had left up, and moved to lean on the opposite armrest away from here. I ditched him after that
fast forward to last year.... I went with one of my gf's to the CC so she could see an advisor. We were using the computers in the commons area and his stank behind walked right up and started making small convo with us and my friend was just egging it on. He felt that since he took me to lunch and a movie that he DESERVED a call-back
I aired out his business and walked away
Showed up wearing his work pants, shirt, and shoes...he worked at Saltgrass Steakhouse...his pants had holes and grease stains on them and his shoes were those thick no-slip tennis shoes
He tried to put his arm around me at the movies and when he lifted his arm up that stank funk escaped its way out of his jacket. I held my breath, put the arm rest down that the previous people sitting there had left up, and moved to lean on the opposite armrest away from here. I ditched him after that
fast forward to last year.... I went with one of my gf's to the CC so she could see an advisor. We were using the computers in the commons area and his stank behind walked right up and started making small convo with us and my friend was just egging it on. He felt that since he took me to lunch and a movie that he DESERVED a call-back
I aired out his business and walked away
geishagrrl24
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..he told me he still loved and wanted to marry his ex from 10yrs gi
31 and has no problem staying at home living with his parents
31 and has no problem staying at home living with his parents
Jas123
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StarScream35
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We were on the phone talking and he said "honeychile" the way my girlfriends say it. I was like h*ll naw boo!
He told me he just got out of prison for attempted murder
He told me he smoked weed everyday.
He started bragging about his d*ck.
He started talking about how he was trying to be a music producer (When are black men gonna realize stable jobs are where it's at???)
He told me he just got out of prison for attempted murder
He told me he smoked weed everyday.
He started bragging about his d*ck.
He started talking about how he was trying to be a music producer (When are black men gonna realize stable jobs are where it's at???)
pookaloo83
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Brighteyes35 said:We were on the phone talking and he said "honeychile" the way my girlfriends say it. I was like h*ll naw boo!
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LivingDoll
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....showed up for dinner at a nice restaurant with a do-rag on his head. Twice! The second time, he dined alone.
nik83
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Everything was cool until...
-he said he had a family back in Alabama, but it was up to me how our relationship proceeded
-he used coupons to pay for the movie, and said they were wasted on me cause i wouldn't give it up
-wanted to suck my toes in the restaurant
-asked if I missed the touch of a real man
-wanted me to cook him a meal at 3am, because "I'm suppossed to take care of him"
-said he likes his woman obedient
-he said he had a family back in Alabama, but it was up to me how our relationship proceeded
-he used coupons to pay for the movie, and said they were wasted on me cause i wouldn't give it up
-wanted to suck my toes in the restaurant
-asked if I missed the touch of a real man
-wanted me to cook him a meal at 3am, because "I'm suppossed to take care of him"
-said he likes his woman obedient
LivingDoll
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@ the bolded 
FearlessNik
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He said I was a lazy color because I wouldn't suck his peen after we were coloring in the red 
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DarkJoy
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...said that he wouldn't go down because he was Nation of Islam and they don't eat pork.
...said that he would gives his woman 3 chances to cook a satisfactory meal. If on the 3rd it was still bad, then she'd earned her beating. God said beating your woman was right.
...got mad that I wouldn't go down becaue when he pulled off his pants and it smelled like he'd stuffed a bad of grilled onions in his underwear.
Yes, all the same man...smh
...said that he would gives his woman 3 chances to cook a satisfactory meal. If on the 3rd it was still bad, then she'd earned her beating. God said beating your woman was right.
...got mad that I wouldn't go down becaue when he pulled off his pants and it smelled like he'd stuffed a bad of grilled onions in his underwear.
Yes, all the same man...smh
BEAUTYU2U
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Coilychi
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Until I touched his hair and it was hard and sticky with brown gel.Same guy said he needed to relax his hair to comb it. He had a fade ladies.
Until he 'playfully' hit my hand when I tried to get back my phone from him while he went through my msgs.
Until he told me that he liked to lift weights 7days a week but was unemployed.
Until he bragged about all the ladies he had slept with from my high school.
Until he kept showing up at my house unannounced at 1am.
Until he told me he was still living with his girlfriend. But she was now his "ex", despite that I could never come to his house.
Until he 'playfully' hit my hand when I tried to get back my phone from him while he went through my msgs.
Until he told me that he liked to lift weights 7days a week but was unemployed.
Until he bragged about all the ladies he had slept with from my high school.
Until he kept showing up at my house unannounced at 1am.
Until he told me he was still living with his girlfriend. But she was now his "ex", despite that I could never come to his house.
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mscocopuff
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Bublin said:
I died laughin at this one!! WTH?!!!! Yeah going home was the right choice! Lol
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mscocopuff
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I feel like such a moron! I just realized all my pat posts do not match this topic! Wow!!
Anywho....
Everything was cool until he...
Told me that he secretly followed me in my car, tried to act like he wasn't, then told me that he felt we were growing apart... It had only been 10 days of us dating! Then he still didn't get the point an tried to borrow $20 from me saying if I was going to be his girl that I should have his back. Negro please!!!
He told his mother that he was going to marry me after three days --- Same guy
After his mama sent his grown arse an AMEX for emergencies and he went straight to Pei Wei to get him some food. He was 31!!
Told me that if I was light skinned I would be his wife right now. Really?
He was moving and shaking during a coloring session and I didn't feel a damn thing. Ewww!
On our first phone convo, told me that I'd better not leave him on hold for a minute again. This was disrespectful. That was the last time we spoke!
Told me that if he tells me to calm him at 10:00, he means on the zeros, not at 10:01. He was also instantaneously dropped like a bad habit.
After he told me that he sometimes was not sure if he was straight or not.. <blank stare>
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Anywho....
Everything was cool until he...
Told me that he secretly followed me in my car, tried to act like he wasn't, then told me that he felt we were growing apart... It had only been 10 days of us dating! Then he still didn't get the point an tried to borrow $20 from me saying if I was going to be his girl that I should have his back. Negro please!!!
He told his mother that he was going to marry me after three days --- Same guy
After his mama sent his grown arse an AMEX for emergencies and he went straight to Pei Wei to get him some food. He was 31!!
Told me that if I was light skinned I would be his wife right now. Really?
He was moving and shaking during a coloring session and I didn't feel a damn thing. Ewww!
On our first phone convo, told me that I'd better not leave him on hold for a minute again. This was disrespectful. That was the last time we spoke!
Told me that if he tells me to calm him at 10:00, he means on the zeros, not at 10:01. He was also instantaneously dropped like a bad habit.
After he told me that he sometimes was not sure if he was straight or not.. <blank stare>
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mscocopuff
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Oh yeah, almost forgot this one..
Picture this... Pro football player, fine as hell, beaucoup $$$, nice personality..
We are watching a reggae artist in tv and he grabs his junk and proceeds to tell me how the artist has massive swagg and he loves it. I thought the first time was enough, but he resumes his jocking for another five minutes then pauses the TIVO and just stares at the guy. Oh yeah, his friends were there too.. The relationship was over after that day.. DL to the fullest!
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Picture this... Pro football player, fine as hell, beaucoup $$$, nice personality..
We are watching a reggae artist in tv and he grabs his junk and proceeds to tell me how the artist has massive swagg and he loves it. I thought the first time was enough, but he resumes his jocking for another five minutes then pauses the TIVO and just stares at the guy. Oh yeah, his friends were there too.. The relationship was over after that day.. DL to the fullest!
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
DarkJoyThe only positive aspect to this story is at least he was upfront about being a pedophile and too stupid to hide it. Some men will play it cool, say nothing and then rape/molest your children on the low.
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DarkJoy
Bent. Not Broken.
Onivana said:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
The only positive aspect to this story is at least he was upfront about being a pedophile and too stupid to hide it. Some men will play it cool, say nothing and then rape/molest your children on the low.
You're right. That makes 2 I met. Almost makes me wanna stop datin till she grown! Lawd these fools out here makin me crazy!
niqu92
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LMAAAAAAAOOOO
WTF?!!!?????? O_O was he doing it discreetley or was he just out and about massaging is dang-a-lang.did his friends see this?!!!what did you do?!!looool
niqu92
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mmmmph i guess some people dont fully appreciate men the way they should
how you gonna leave a man with a porn star peen?!!!!!!say whaaaa bring him ova heaaaaa let me be da judge of dat peen and if it is as big as you say shoot i wont be scared to bite
Till this day I wish I had asked him what brand he was using.Similar threads
