This isn't about a guy I was seeing but about a guy who wanted to hook up with me.
I arrived at work one day to find out that a guy came to the office looking for me. I thought it might have been a client but one of my co-workers informed me that it wasn't. Everybody was so hush hush about it I thought that they were playing a joke on me. So I'm like maybe there is someone looking for me but I didn't know who could it be because I wasn't expecting anybody. Well the dude showed up about 15 minutes later with a dozen long stemmed pink roses (no lie) still searching for me. I didn't know this guy from Adam let alone ever set eyes on him before. He proceeded to hand me the roses and ask me out. I really didn't want to go out with him so I politely told him no and that I couldn't accept the flowers. Well this is when all the sh!t begins to happen...
He insists that I take the flowers anyway which I did begrudgingly .
Once I told him
again thatI was not interested, he looked at me puzzled asking me "why?"
I don't have to give you a reason but since you asked...
U pop up my job unannounced with flowers trying to put me on the spot about going out with you and I have never seen you before in my life.
He was wearing a busted up hoodie and looked as if he hadn't shaved in a couple of days. (Really he looked like an old beat up dog.)
U wasted my time with useless chit chat even though u knows that I am not interested.
I kept up conversation with him just to be polite since we were at my place of business and my office manager could be such a fucin beetch.
For everything that I had to say he would reply with some lame bull that was supposed to make me think that we were actually compatible like...
Me: I'm trying to work out so I can get in shape.
Him: Really? Me too. Some times I don't eat for 3 days.
(U don't eat for 3 days? WTF?)
He told me that he was some sort of investigator/bounty hunter and also sold cars at auctions.
erplexed (I was like u ain't no real business man and u sound like u be unemployed on the regular.) Then proceeded to ask me what kind of car I drove. (I was afraid that he would track me down from the office since my car was parked out front.)
Looking at me he admitted that he likes hairy women.
(Don't ask)
Then he also said that he likes big women.
Asked me how old I am I say "35" He says "Cool I'm 47"
There's more but I can't remember it all because this happened a couple of years ago.
Something strange did happen a couple of days later. I was sitting at work listening to the radio (we usually had it tuned in to the oldies station). So this old song is playing and I realize that this same song is the song that his guy was trying to lay on me talmbout how he just wants to "touch me, hold me , we don't have to do anything else" or something like that.
When I spoke to a girlfriend of mine that used to work in the same office she told me that she knew him and that he had called her when he had come looking for me at the office that day. I was like "O really?" She was like "Yeah." So I told her about all the mess that had happened and she said that he had called her afterwards complaining about how he brought me flowers and all that and how I still shot him down.(Like the flowers were gonna work) I told her that it took forever to get rid of him and she was like "Good u don't need a crazy/possessive stalker like him anyway."
She started rollin when I told her about the song.
A few days after the incident at my job somebody rang my doorbell. I wasn't expecting anybody so I peeped out through the curtains to see who I was and I thought I saw him at my front door but I wasn't sure. I didn't answer but who knows I could've been him.
that even if you didn't say his race, I would've assumed the race he was 
and hightailed it out of there!
lachen:
I didn't think he was serious until he opened up his door an flung himself out the car like super man :hero: on the freeway at 2am. That was too crazy for me so I kept it movin' 
Makes my stomach turn to think about it
