Everything was cool until he____(fill in the blank)
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LadyPaniolo
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OK ladies. I have another one.
I was going to school in Honolulu at the time, and I was curious about all of those big brawny Pacific Islanders. Well, I met this PI dude outside of my class and he came on strong. There was a red flag right away when he said he used to be jealous of BM (
) and wanted to give me a ride back to the dorms. 
I was of course not trying to get in a vehicle with a man I didn't know from Adam, but I did accept his phone number.
So after I get back to the dorms that afternoon, I give him a call. He was miffed that I hadn't called him to give me a ride home
(red flag) but I told him to come by the dorms and we could talk. He pulls up in a huge red truck (red flag again!) and we amble over to the zen gardens at the East West Center. So there we are in front of the koi pond when my cell phone rings. 
Now I had applied for 12,000 jobs and was not trying to miss hearing from a potential employer, so I excused myself and answered it.
Do you know this fool WRESTLED my cell phone from out of my hand?! He looked at the display and saw it was a man's name (just a platonic friend, but it was not his business anyway!) and literally started YELLING at my friend on the phone!!!
He screams at my friend so hard I swear I was shocked my phone did not shatter into a billion pieces.
I am standing there like
So I said let's go back to the dorms (where I planned to go bid him adieu) and under my breath I said something about needing to partake of some medicinal herbs if you catch my drift :hippie:he starts going off about how his sister got pregnant because she smoked weed, and all of this
Now, I just had to point out the flaws in his logic about weed causing pregnancy which I should have just kept my big trap shut 
because this fool lost it! 
He started talking about how black women ain't ish and they smoke too much... 
When we got to the dorm parking lot I was like BYE but he's all So, when will we go out again
WTF???
When I calmly told him I didn't think we were a match he demanded that I give him another chance. Things got pretty scary and I KNEW deep inside that if I turned my back on him he would have beat my ash right then and there
so I told this white girl nearby to go and get the RA to come help me. She literally just stood there and acted like she didn't hear me tell her to get help 
It took like 15 minutes of hard arguing to get this fool to leave. and he had the nerve to call me after that too. 
I was going to school in Honolulu at the time, and I was curious about all of those big brawny Pacific Islanders. Well, I met this PI dude outside of my class and he came on strong. There was a red flag right away when he said he used to be jealous of BM (
) and wanted to give me a ride back to the dorms. I was of course not trying to get in a vehicle with a man I didn't know from Adam, but I did accept his phone number. So after I get back to the dorms that afternoon, I give him a call. He was miffed that I hadn't called him to give me a ride home
(red flag) but I told him to come by the dorms and we could talk. He pulls up in a huge red truck (red flag again!) and we amble over to the zen gardens at the East West Center. So there we are in front of the koi pond when my cell phone rings. Now I had applied for 12,000 jobs and was not trying to miss hearing from a potential employer, so I excused myself and answered it. Do you know this fool WRESTLED my cell phone from out of my hand?! He looked at the display and saw it was a man's name (just a platonic friend, but it was not his business anyway!) and literally started YELLING at my friend on the phone!!!
He screams at my friend so hard I swear I was shocked my phone did not shatter into a billion pieces. I am standing there like
So I said let's go back to the dorms (where I planned to go bid him adieu) and under my breath I said something about needing to partake of some medicinal herbs if you catch my drift :hippie:he starts going off about how his sister got pregnant because she smoked weed, and all of this
Now, I just had to point out the flaws in his logic about weed causing pregnancy which I should have just kept my big trap shut because this fool lost it! He started talking about how black women ain't ish and they smoke too much...
When we got to the dorm parking lot I was like BYE but he's all So, when will we go out again
WTF??? When I calmly told him I didn't think we were a match he demanded that I give him another chance. Things got pretty scary and I KNEW deep inside that if I turned my back on him he would have beat my ash right then and there
so I told this white girl nearby to go and get the RA to come help me. She literally just stood there and acted like she didn't hear me tell her to get help It took like 15 minutes of hard arguing to get this fool to leave. and he had the nerve to call me after that too. 
MissYocairis
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- he told me that I looked good and that I smelled like Fructis. Negro, it's Pantene!!
Given that this is a hair board.....and in the context of this thread and the importance of our hair....this post had me in tears! You cut him loose for mistaking your condish, sis? EmeRaldPrinXess
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:rofl3::wow: :waytogo: !!!!! but yeah it's so Everything was good until he... got drunk at the club :fat: then started an argument while driving home! While I was driving an he was in the passenger seat he said if I didn't forgive him he was going to jump out the car
VirtuousBeauty
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I've been waiting for updates in this thread. Come on ladies I'm sure you got more stories lol
lahennesy26
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Everything was cool until he pulled down his pants.........OMG!
So Little Like Vienna Sausage.....Damn Shame!!!!
So Little Like Vienna Sausage.....Damn Shame!!!!
MsSanz92
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Ahahaha no but that was pretty funny because when he told me that his drunk arse could barely walk. I cut him off for other reasons, such as being an alcoholic, attention whore, baby.
BeautifulFlower
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For the grown up only...happen before I knew the Lord...LMAO
Everything was cool until...
He pulled out his...umm..."crayon" to "color" ...and I thought it just was...umm...soft (sorry no better words). Nope, that was it. It never stood up enough to draw a hard color line. Such a sad sight. Sigh...
He'd brag about how long he'd last. Well of course, you don't feel nothing and its limp the whole time. Mushy "crayons" are sloppy.
Viag in your late 20s is not a good look but you may wanna make the investment.
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Everything was cool until...
He pulled out his...umm..."crayon" to "color" ...and I thought it just was...umm...soft (sorry no better words). Nope, that was it. It never stood up enough to draw a hard color line. Such a sad sight. Sigh...
He'd brag about how long he'd last. Well of course, you don't feel nothing and its limp the whole time. Mushy "crayons" are sloppy.
Viag in your late 20s is not a good look but you may wanna make the investment.
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VirtuousBeauty
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BeautifulFlower
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Girllll....poor me...what I'm supposed to do with soggy crayons. NOT sexy.
blueberryd
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Everything was good until....
he told me he has his own colonic machine and gives himself a colonic 2-3x a week.
He proceeded to explain how he would have to lay on the floor, on some towels, with his legs up in the air--a grownAss black man-- and stick the tube up his booty...he told me it was, and I quote, 'a pretty messy process'.
he was a verrrryy pretty man and it is atlanta so it seems a bit suspect...ifound it a little disturbing he was so comfortable with sticking things up and sucking things out of his boootay 3 TIMES A WEEK!!! lol. Needless to say, inever answered any of his calls again.
he told me he has his own colonic machine and gives himself a colonic 2-3x a week.
He proceeded to explain how he would have to lay on the floor, on some towels, with his legs up in the air--a grownAss black man-- and stick the tube up his booty...he told me it was, and I quote, 'a pretty messy process'.
he was a verrrryy pretty man and it is atlanta so it seems a bit suspect...ifound it a little disturbing he was so comfortable with sticking things up and sucking things out of his boootay 3 TIMES A WEEK!!! lol. Needless to say, inever answered any of his calls again.
Missi
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It took me 3 days to read all the post.
-until he said we couldn't go out anymore cuz he just lost his job.
-he said he needs sex. I told him no...I barely kno u. He said can we have phone sex cuz he's really backed up & can't focus. I said no...he said can I at least send him some pics cuz I'm being selfish.
-he needed rent money...I said cool as long as u pay me back. 3 weeks later he bought a puppy that's the same amount as rent. Dude, if u can't pay ur rent on time or pay me back, why the hell u get a dog.
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-until he said we couldn't go out anymore cuz he just lost his job.
-he said he needs sex. I told him no...I barely kno u. He said can we have phone sex cuz he's really backed up & can't focus. I said no...he said can I at least send him some pics cuz I'm being selfish.
-he needed rent money...I said cool as long as u pay me back. 3 weeks later he bought a puppy that's the same amount as rent. Dude, if u can't pay ur rent on time or pay me back, why the hell u get a dog.
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Detroit2Dallas
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Everything was good until....
he told me he has his own colonic machine and gives himself a colonic 2-3x a week.
He proceeded to explain how he would have to lay on the floor, on some towels, with his legs up in the air--a grownAss black man-- and stick the tube up his booty...he told me it was, and I quote, 'a pretty messy process'.
he was a verrrryy pretty man and it is atlanta so it seems a bit suspect...ifound it a little disturbing he was so comfortable with sticking things up and sucking things out of his boootay 3 TIMES A WEEK!!! lol. Needless to say, inever answered any of his calls again.
MixedBerry
All I want to do is drink and fuhk.
-until he took me downstairs to see his pet ferrets and I saw droppings on the floor and an over filled litter box.
BeautifulFlower
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OMG.......how would you even manage to hold it together as he tells you this?
...how would you even manage to hold it together as he tells you this?Everything was good until....
he told me he has his own colonic machine and gives himself a colonic 2-3x a week.
He proceeded to explain how he would have to lay on the floor, on some towels, with his legs up in the air--a grownAss black man-- and stick the tube up his booty...he told me it was, and I quote, 'a pretty messy process'.
he was a verrrryy pretty man and it is atlanta so it seems a bit suspect...ifound it a little disturbing he was so comfortable with sticking things up and sucking things out of his boootay 3 TIMES A WEEK!!! lol. Needless to say, inever answered any of his calls again.
BeautifulFlower
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Next one...Everything was cool until...
we were dancing at my BFF wedding and I heard in the backgrond someone was leaving. I go to turn my head to see who is leaving and he snatched my back around with a look on his face "Pay attention to me." Needless, to say, you gets the boot. If you soo insecure that I can look around to see whats happening for a sec, you dont need to be with me.
we were dancing at my BFF wedding and I heard in the backgrond someone was leaving. I go to turn my head to see who is leaving and he snatched my back around with a look on his face "Pay attention to me." Needless, to say, you gets the boot. If you soo insecure that I can look around to see whats happening for a sec, you dont need to be with me.
celiabug
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I'm only 18 but I've met some crazy guys lol ok here I go:
Called my parents house like 6 times at 2am because I wouldn't answer my cell.
Wouldn't take me home after he picked me up to hang out with him unless I gave him gas money.
Took me to wendys after prom.
When we were kissing and he said "I bet your moms lips are just as soft" he had a weird obsession with my mom.
After our first phone convo he said he wanted to transfer to my college so we could be together.
Kept asking if he could choke me????
Ugh. Lol
Called my parents house like 6 times at 2am because I wouldn't answer my cell.
Wouldn't take me home after he picked me up to hang out with him unless I gave him gas money.
Took me to wendys after prom.
When we were kissing and he said "I bet your moms lips are just as soft" he had a weird obsession with my mom.
After our first phone convo he said he wanted to transfer to my college so we could be together.
Kept asking if he could choke me????
Ugh. Lol
Strangefruittree
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Everything was good until he... got drunk at the club :fat: then started an argument while driving home! While I was driving an he was in the passenger seat he said if I didn't forgive him he was going to jump out the car
OMG OMG OMG I am rolling... I cant stop laughing at the image of you just driving and his dumb drunk *** rolling away from the car... sounds like a lunatic i once knew... lmao OMGOMG
HollyGolightly
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Everything was cool until he.....
-Told me that he'd slept with over a hundred women and had a baby on the way. (And this was our first semester of college!)
-We were sleeping and he got up out of bed in the middle of the night to go downstairs and do coke with his roommate. I realized then that he was a lost cause and there was no amount of love that I could give that would make him quit doing drugs.
-He took off his shirt and I saw that he had man boobs.
-He asked me to get a Brazilian blowout. (I love my natural hair. Any guy that doesn't like it can go to hell)
-He told me that he didn't like to read.
-He ordered a set of surgical knives and told me that he had fantasies about killing child molesters.
-He stopped in the middle of us coloring, bent over and stuck his booty in my face.
-He told me that I was out of his league, then asked if he could take a picture of me to make his ex-gf (that he still lived with) jealous.
-We went on a date at the Smithsonian IMAX and he pulled out a bottle of vodka and started drinking. He acted like I was saddity because I wouldn't drink with him.
-Told me that he'd slept with over a hundred women and had a baby on the way. (And this was our first semester of college!)
-We were sleeping and he got up out of bed in the middle of the night to go downstairs and do coke with his roommate. I realized then that he was a lost cause and there was no amount of love that I could give that would make him quit doing drugs.
-He took off his shirt and I saw that he had man boobs.
-He asked me to get a Brazilian blowout. (I love my natural hair. Any guy that doesn't like it can go to hell)
-He told me that he didn't like to read.
-He ordered a set of surgical knives and told me that he had fantasies about killing child molesters.
-He stopped in the middle of us coloring, bent over and stuck his booty in my face.
-He told me that I was out of his league, then asked if he could take a picture of me to make his ex-gf (that he still lived with) jealous.
-We went on a date at the Smithsonian IMAX and he pulled out a bottle of vodka and started drinking. He acted like I was saddity because I wouldn't drink with him.
bluediamond0829
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-he lived with a roommate for 10 years and had plans to move in with me...
-he worked at the same part time job for 8 years and this was his only income
-he mentioned about the ratio of women to men in Atlanta when he was trying to get me back(don't tell me about that ish like thats a reason for me to keep him around)
-he kept referring to himself as being a "good man"
-he couldn't be a man because of my parents BTW that live in Florida
-he was cocky and didn't have a pot to piss in
-he kept making excuses about why their are more successful women then men in the world
-he kept bringing up marriage and me being his wife
Yes this is all from one man...LOL I'm sure there are more but right now I can't think of anymore...
-he worked at the same part time job for 8 years and this was his only income
-he mentioned about the ratio of women to men in Atlanta when he was trying to get me back(don't tell me about that ish like thats a reason for me to keep him around)
-he kept referring to himself as being a "good man"
-he couldn't be a man because of my parents BTW that live in Florida
-he was cocky and didn't have a pot to piss in
-he kept making excuses about why their are more successful women then men in the world
-he kept bringing up marriage and me being his wife
Yes this is all from one man...LOL I'm sure there are more but right now I can't think of anymore...
VirtuousBeauty
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EleganceUnleashed
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Thought it would be fun to ask my out of town good friend this question over the phone.
Her answer: She was getting ready to "do the deed" with this guy and he pulled out his Johnson and she saw that he was uncircumsized, and she also saw that inside the forskin was completely dirty and smelly.
She said she didn't have any words just got up and left.
Her answer: She was getting ready to "do the deed" with this guy and he pulled out his Johnson and she saw that he was uncircumsized, and she also saw that inside the forskin was completely dirty and smelly.
She said she didn't have any words just got up and left.
chocolat79
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Haha! One of ATL's finest!
SN: Lord, I gotta get outta here! These stories keep reinforcing that fact.
BeautifulFlower
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AAAAHHHHHHH!
I had a situation like this when the guy told me....I gotta take a piss.....YUCK! We stop hanging out shortly after.
He also said the most unchivelrous thing. He was like he a car was coming I'd move out that way.
Myjourney2009
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came to my house unannounced
I allowed him to stay becaue he said he was waiting to go to his sisters house and the night went like this
He went in the bathroom to take a shower
he came out with a pair of mens dark red bikini draws on (YUCK)
he had a hanging belly (double YUCK)
kept posing in front of the window(triple yuck)
we stayed in the living room ALL NIGHT and I did not sleep a WINK and I sat up while he was sleeping like a baby laid out.
I did not have a TV in my living room because I did not see the need for one at the time so I had to listen to him dribble on until he fell asleep
Thank gosh I did not have to work until much later that day.
I never called him after that
The first time I met him he went on and on about who he knew in the business and who his ex-gf was (SNOOZE)
Another one:
This man is very good looking
When we were sitting down during our first meeting
He commences to tell me some background info:
His BDay was on Christmas and would I call him to tell him HBDAY ( when he said this his hand hit my leg and then he pulled it back with a BROKEN WRIST ACTION. I gave him the side eye after that and immediately Miss Kitty dried up LOL
I kept the number because I figured he would make a cool Platonic friend.
I called him and called him by another mans name and he was not feeling that at all.
Another one:
We went on our first (and last) date and I met him in the train station and he had a dam boom box with him and it was playing music and he saw nothing wrong with it.
Oh the memories SIKE
After reading some of these mine were pretty tame
Tried to tell me he was the best thing that ever happened to me after I broke up with his silly ***.
He was into mind games he felt he was all SUPER smart because his major was Psych.
He never removed his hat (ALA LL cool J)
I allowed him to stay becaue he said he was waiting to go to his sisters house and the night went like this
He went in the bathroom to take a shower
he came out with a pair of mens dark red bikini draws on (YUCK)
he had a hanging belly (double YUCK)
kept posing in front of the window(triple yuck)
we stayed in the living room ALL NIGHT and I did not sleep a WINK and I sat up while he was sleeping like a baby laid out.
I did not have a TV in my living room because I did not see the need for one at the time so I had to listen to him dribble on until he fell asleep
Thank gosh I did not have to work until much later that day.
I never called him after that
The first time I met him he went on and on about who he knew in the business and who his ex-gf was (SNOOZE)
Another one:
This man is very good looking
When we were sitting down during our first meeting
He commences to tell me some background info:
His BDay was on Christmas and would I call him to tell him HBDAY ( when he said this his hand hit my leg and then he pulled it back with a BROKEN WRIST ACTION. I gave him the side eye after that and immediately Miss Kitty dried up LOL
I kept the number because I figured he would make a cool Platonic friend.
I called him and called him by another mans name and he was not feeling that at all.
Another one:
We went on our first (and last) date and I met him in the train station and he had a dam boom box with him and it was playing music and he saw nothing wrong with it.
Oh the memories SIKE
After reading some of these mine were pretty tame
Tried to tell me he was the best thing that ever happened to me after I broke up with his silly ***.
He was into mind games he felt he was all SUPER smart because his major was Psych.
He never removed his hat (ALA LL cool J)
natural2008
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MsSanz92
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There's a back story to this one:
So this guy at my school has been "interested" in since the beginning of the year, but I had no desire to sleep with him since he's a known man whore/ridiculous individual. There was one night when I was getting a ride back to my dorm and it was me, him, my friend, another and the guy's roommate in the car. He was sitting on the opposite side of the backseat and my friend was sitting in between us. He proceeded to REACH over her to try to kiss me (he was drunk) so I jerked my head away and was like WTF are you doing?! He then was like, "I wanna kiss you meh meh men" and I'm like leave me the hell alone. He then proceeds to go on a tirade and said, "See this is why I mess with the white girls. You black b*tches..." but he didn't fully say ***** because the driver cut him off. Let's just say I don't even speak to him anymore.
So this guy at my school has been "interested" in since the beginning of the year, but I had no desire to sleep with him since he's a known man whore/ridiculous individual. There was one night when I was getting a ride back to my dorm and it was me, him, my friend, another and the guy's roommate in the car. He was sitting on the opposite side of the backseat and my friend was sitting in between us. He proceeded to REACH over her to try to kiss me (he was drunk) so I jerked my head away and was like WTF are you doing?! He then was like, "I wanna kiss you meh meh men" and I'm like leave me the hell alone. He then proceeds to go on a tirade and said, "See this is why I mess with the white girls. You black b*tches..." but he didn't fully say ***** because the driver cut him off. Let's just say I don't even speak to him anymore.
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