Everything was cool until he____(fill in the blank)

He told me he gets all the exotic women...
He sets the fashion trends for the city
He has at least 40 pairs of TRU'S (True religions) smh
He is the best thing that has ever happened to me
He was verbally and physically abusive

All the same guy thank God I left the dumbass when I did.....smh
 
...Told me he wanted to go down on me with his breath smelling like fresh turds and his mouth getting crustier by the minute. :nono:
 
-Apparently spread a rumor that I was a direct descendant of Robert E. Lee (the Confederate General from the Civil War) for no reason. :huh: People on campus actually started to believe it and actually thought it was 'awesome'. I didn't know if he was trying to call me a slave or what, but I assumed he had never dated a black lady before, lacked social graces, or was some sort of lying sociopath and enforced the slow fade.
 
1. told me that he lived with his baby mama because she had no place to go *smdh after i tried something new and actually gave out my phone number*
2. Same guy called me later and asked me if i knew where to buy some good weed :(
I shoulda known something when we met in a class people had to take to keep getting food stamps (i was a 17 year old girl with no job headed to college so leave me alone lol) and he left on a bike no less...smh......he was was 20-somethin....
 
* told me his stripper name was creamy
* he pulled it out and i swear its shaped like a small carrot :perplexed (same guy from up top)
* actually had 3 kids, no car and no money (the same damn guy)
* he asked me to pay for his meal because " his credit card broke and he aint have no cash". :nono: ( sad to say the same guy lol)
* he said he was recovering from coke, weed, and pain pills but wanted to date
* started dancing like usher out of nowhere while we're in line at the movies
* when he said you look so good I just wanna spread you on some toast and eat you AT CHURCH
 
HoneyA said:
Everything was cool until he (different guys):

-called me like 50 times because he couldn't get hold of me and told me he started crying and throwing up because he thought something had happened to me (get a grip, bro)
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:cry: :cry: :cry: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: OMG!

He should have kept that information to himself. :lol: I needed that laugh!
 
Paris1607 said:
* told me his stripper name was creamy
* he pulled it out and i swear its shaped like a small carrot :perplexed (same guy from up top)
* actually had 3 kids, no car and no money (the same damn guy)
* he asked me to pay for his meal because " his credit card broke and he aint have no cash". :nono: ( sad to say the same guy lol)
* he said he was recovering from coke, weed, and pain pills but wanted to date
* started dancing like usher out of nowhere while we're in line at the movies
* when he said you look so good I just wanna spread you on some toast and eat you AT CHURCH
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What? The date from hell...I hope hes LONG gone..



Happy Hair Growing!
 
Charlie555 said:
He rarely went out with me at night. When I demanded to know why it was because he was a pimp and had to make sure his team of chicks hit the streets every night. He said he had to watch them or they might run away. WTF! And he was serious yall! He worked his dads mortgage company by day and was a pimp at night.
If you are wondering how he had me fooled, he's a preachers son. Go figure...:nono::nono:
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No! For Real?...Say it aint so..

GIFSoup


Happy Hair Growing!
 
Yeah he's out of the picture...however he has my dvd and when I was trying to get it he wanted me to wait an hour so he can walk from the bus stop to his house. I just said forget it. lol
 
Not the same person

-told me he quit his job to pursue a rapping career
-told me he didn't have driver's license
-pulled out the gold wrapped magnum and couldn't fill it properly
-started dropping by my job uninvited/unannounced
 
Tallone said:
We went grocery shopping together (separate carts) and he laid his food up there with mine for me purchase....didnt bring money or ATM the first.
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that happened to me and he had the nerve to say he didn't chip in because i didn't get because i didn't get everything he wanted!

everything was cool until i saw how much wax he had in his ears. he could've made candles for Haiti with all of that mess!
 
Some threads deserve to live forever :lachen:

everything was cool until he...

asked me if I thought I was ready for sex yet...............I was 12 btw.

(different guy)
rapped to me about how it's so sad that men no longer knew how to approach women and were all about sex right away....then approx. 10 hours (I counted) layer was trying to have phone sex with me, offering me oral sex, offering to buy me lingerie, and asking me to send him a sexy picture...dude THEN had the audacity/idiocy to leave me a VM saying he doesn't understand what he did wrong and why won't I answer his calls :nono:. geez the best thing I can say is at least I was 18 @ that point.
 
Paris1607 said:
* told me his stripper name was creamy
* he pulled it out and i swear its shaped like a small carrot :perplexed (same guy from up top)
* actually had 3 kids, no car and no money (the same damn guy)
* he asked me to pay for his meal because " his credit card broke and he aint have no cash". :nono: ( sad to say the same guy lol)
* he said he was recovering from coke, weed, and pain pills but wanted to date
* started dancing like usher out of nowhere while we're in line at the movies
* when he said you look so good I just wanna spread you on some toast and eat you AT CHURCH
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All of these are priceless but this right here had me :lachen:
 
Sooo we're making out and he wants to color so i say ok get the condom he says they're in the closet and im like ok what you waiting on..he tries to act like he doesnt hear me and continue making out, im like hold up get the condom. he says they're too little so thats why i dont wanna get one.....long story short he gets mad says get up im taking you home, cuts the house alarm on while im trying to comb my hair, then proceeds to yell at me when the alarm goes off.

He then calls me a week later asking my why i hadnt called him to tell him happy bday...CHILE PLEASE!!!
 
chocolatedoll18 said:
Sooo we're making out and he wants to color so i say ok get the condom he says they're in the closet and im like ok what you waiting on..he tries to act like he doesnt hear me and continue making out, im like hold up get the condom. he says they're too little so thats why i dont wanna get one.....long story short he gets mad says get up im taking you home, cuts the house alarm on while im trying to comb my hair, then proceeds to yell at me when the alarm goes off.

He then calls me a week later asking my why i hadnt called him to tell him happy bday...CHILE PLEASE!!!
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WTH----- You should have told him to suck a fat one for his birthday!! Some men are just trash!!
 
This is the BEST thread ever!

ETA:

Ok, this is during the Getting-to-know-you stage. I was over this dude's apartment and I excused myself to go to the bathroom. I had to fix my pantyhose or something like that ( I can't remember exactly) but of course I didn't tell him that, I just asked where the bathroom was.

Do you know this fool jumped up, pulled a can of Glade out of nowhere and foisted it on me! He was SO serious, too! I started to tell him I didn't need it and he literally would not even let me speak! He just kept shouting TAKE IT, TAKE IT!!!!:orders: :spinning::spinning::spinning:

He physically barred the entrance to the bathroom and would not let me pass unless I took that can with me into the bathroom!!! :drunk:

:nono::nono::nono::nono: God only knows why he was so certain I was going to blow up his bathroom WTF?! I went in there, peed, fixed my pantyhose or whatever and washed my hands. I already planned to grab my purse and be OUT :cowgirl:

When I opened the door to the bathroom do you know he started hollering that he hadn't heard me spray anything!!!! :orders: If I'm lying I'm flying. He would not let me out the bathroom until I spritzed that Glade.

I got my purse and broke out. :roadrunner:
 
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:lachen::lachen::lachen::lachen:

You sure he didn't have OCD or something.





LadyPaniolo said:
This is the BEST thread ever!

ETA:

Ok, this is during the Getting-to-know-you stage. I was over this dude's apartment and I excused myself to go to the bathroom. I had to fix my pantyhose or something like that ( I can't remember exactly) but of course I didn't tell him that, I just asked where the bathroom was.

Do you know this fool jumped up, pulled a can of Glade out of nowhere and foisted it on me! He was SO serious, too! I started to tell him I didn't need it and he literally would not even let me speak! He just kept shouting TAKE IT, TAKE IT!!!!:orders: :spinning::spinning::spinning:

He physically barred the entrance to the bathroom and would not let me pass unless I took that can with me into the bathroom!!! :drunk:

:nono::nono::nono::nono: God only knows why he was so certain I was going to blow up his bathroom WTF?! I went in there, peed, fixed my pantyhose or whatever and washed my hands. I already planned to grab my purse and be OUT :cowgirl:

When I opened the door to the bathroom do you know he started hollering that he hadn't heard me spray anything!!!! :orders: If I'm lying I'm flying. He would not let me out the bathroom until I spritzed that Glade.

I got my purse and broke out. :roadrunner:
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- He started talking about what our children would look like and how wonderful it will be to be my husband after two dates and 7 days. When I told him not to call me anymore, he sent texts. When I told him not to call or text me, he wrote notes and stuck them under my door. :look: (Crazy a** Puerto Rican!!!)

- Drinking (him) and hanging out at his place, he asked me if I wanted to watch a movie. When I said yes, he then proceeded to put on porn. :huh: I guess he was feeling himself so much, he stripped out of his shirt (to the porn music no less) and tried to kiss me and take off my clothes. He outweighed me by at least 50 pounds, so there was no way in hell I was going to push him off of me. I decided to play along in his game, pulled his pants down to his Polo Boots and then took off! All he saw was a** and elbows! (Thank goodness for automatic start for my car, otherwise he would've caught me. He was running downstairs with his pants where I left them!!) (Crazy a** Yardie!!)

- Proceeded to tell me that he wants twins, but he didn't feel the need to get married because he enjoyed his "alone" time. In the same convo, said that any black woman that dated a white man had no respect for themselves and would just let ANY-OL-BODY hit it.

- Told me that he would eat me out right now, no wash off. (I was clearly sweating because I'd just left the club) :blush:
 
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