Everything was cool until he____(fill in the blank)

Different guys:

Let me paint the pic first: This guy was a 6'2'' RIPPED, muscle everywhere, kickboxer. Everything was cool until he opened his mouth and his voice was higher pitched than mine!! No offense to anyone but my first thought was.. oh he is so gay


Until I found pictures of a girl who he works with, on occasion, in her lingure and in her birthday suit spead full eagle in his email

Until he called me from Myrtal Beach while on vacation with some girl and her parents (we were still together)

Until I walked in his apatment and there was bithday cake and balloons left over from a birthday party the name on the cake was Brandy (not my name)

Until he let is slip that he was "seperated"...
 
He rarely went out with me at night. When I demanded to know why it was because he was a pimp and had to make sure his team of chicks hit the streets every night. He said he had to watch them or they might run away. WTF! And he was serious yall! He worked his dads mortgage company by day and was a pimp at night.
If you are wondering how he had me fooled, he's a preachers son. Go figure...:nono::nono:
 
Charlie555 said:
He rarely went out with me at night. When I demanded to know why it was because he was a pimp and had to make sure his team of chicks hit the streets every night. He said he had to watch them or they might run away. WTF! And he was serious yall! He worked his dads mortgage company by day and was a pimp at night.
If you are wondering how he had me fooled, he's a preachers son. Go figure...:nono::nono:
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What?! :eek2:
 
Charlie555 said:
He rarely went out with me at night. When I demanded to know why it was because he was a pimp and had to make sure his team of chicks hit the streets every night. He said he had to watch them or they might run away. WTF! And he was serious yall! He worked his dads mortgage company by day and was a pimp at night.
If you are wondering how he had me fooled, he's a preachers son. Go figure...:nono::nono:
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Wow!:ohwell:
 
This thread has had me ROFLMBO!!!

Let me go ahead and mine...

Everything was cool until....


Guy 1
- he proceeded to give me 30 reasons why I should lose my virginity to him, with #1 being "I'm light-skinned."
- I found out he had a girlfriend and was asking him questions to see if he would confess and he copped an attitude and asked me "Who are you, Columbo?"

Guy 2
-he opened up his mouth and I thought for sure his bootyhole and mouth must have switched places

Guy 3 (met him on BlackPlanet)
-told me he loved me the first time we talked on the phone
-took a crap while talking to me on the phone complete with straining and farting
-i found out he was meeting all types of chicks on BP and other internet sites and having unprotected sex with them
-i found out he was a pathological liar

Guy 4
-he called my friend trying to get with her and when I confronted him about it he proceeded to cuss me out and call me everything but a child of God
-started stalking me on my college campus
 
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These are hilarious ladies. Great post, lots of fun!! Mine are:

1. he asked me if I was putting in for the petro, said that bowling at Lucky Strike was too expensive and then in a very delusional way, thought I'd give him some. WHAT?!:perplexed

2. one guy told me he wondered what my "sex face" looks like. (Of course he still doesn't and will NEVER know).

3. my former boss told me he was going to ask my hubby if he could share me?! REALLY?! Can someone say sexual harassment?! And yeah, I quit that day....ugh!
 
This thread is hilarious. My goodness, the losers we've encountered...


Here's mine...

...told me that he and his mother went on vacation 3-4 times a year together. :huh: Then proceeded to show me the vaca pics of he and his mom in a canoe, on the beach, zip lining, etc. It was weird to me.
...passionately kissed me. Ugh, I had to wipe the saliva off my nose and cheeks with the sleeve of my shirt. :drowning: Disgusting.
...took me to Dave and Busters. We're talking ish to each other. I'm competitive so I was talking my mess too. Air hockey was the game. He's says you can't beat me and I'm like, bring it on! We start the game, he keeps throwing himself on the table to hit the puck:nono:, I'm thinking WTH? Then he hits the air puck clear across the room & almost hits a customer in the restaurant area. I was so embarrassed. Then he says, "I would've won if that didn't happened..." humm... Ok. :perplexed
...kept setting up dates to go to a water park and the beach. I'm like No! It's March/April.. Basically, it was too damn cold to be in water. He just wanted to see me in a bathing suit... but we just met. Much too thirsty for the panties IMO.

All the same guy. We dated about 6 months before I called it quits.
 
honeyflaava said:
This thread has had me ROFLMBO!!!

Let me go ahead and mine...

Everything was cool until....


Guy 1
- he proceeded to give me 30 reasons why I should lose my virginity to him, with #1 being "I'm light-skinned."
- I found out he had a girlfriend and was asking him questions to see if he would confess and he copped an attitude and asked me "Who are you, Columbo?"



Guy 3 (met him on BlackPlanet)

-took a crap while talking to me on the phone complete with straining and farting
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:dead: that is insanity
 
Stopped dead in the middle of our conversation, looked at another lady's booty who walked pass us and said, "Hey, Ms. ___________.":rolleyes:
 
fluffylocks said:
:lachen::lachen::lachen::lachen:What were you thinking when you took the picture? Did he pose sexy, rugged or casual?......... :lachen::lachen::lachen:


I had a guy go into my room while I was at the store, and put on a pair of tight jeans and a pink shirt of mine, when I opened my bedroom door (looking for him), he was in the center of my room try to wobble/drop it/shake it. (very stiff :nono:, he was in a squat like position) I didnt say anything, he didnt say anything, he took off my clothes silently, put his back on, and that was the end of that.
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:lachen::lachen::lachen::lachen::lachen::lachen: :lachen::lachen::lachen::lachen::lachen::lachen: :lachen::lachen::lachen::lachen::lachen::lachen: :lachen: :lachen::lachen::lachen::lachen::lachen::lachen:
How could this be missed???
 
weaveologist said:
Everything was cool until he---

- Tried to ride on the side of me cursing me out as I walked to the bus stop but had to ride with the door open as he cursed me because his window didn't roll down.
- Told me that he didn't work because he was focused on his music career.
- Pulled down his pants and his **** was so little that I then felt like a lesbian.
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wow that crazy lol:lachen:
 
Until he told me "I forgot where I came from" because I said it was beneath me to fight any woman over him.

Until he said that if we had sex, I'd probably want to get pregnant "just to have a piece of him."

Until we went to Radioshack and he was pissy drunk, carried a 16 oz plastic Mardi Gras cup filled with vodka and fruit juice into the store, and proceeded to argue with the manager because he couldn't return a pack of open blank cds, that I paid for.

This experience was my first and last foray into being involved with thugs. I'd never been so taken aback and embarrassed in all my life. I am gladly elitist. *** a thug. I'll stick with the vanilla wafers I'm used to.
 
Til he told me about fist fighting his babymomma's boyfriend in the street. Fool was dang near 30.

Til he called to plan for the first date and kept mentioning getting a hotel room.
 
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I love this thread so much


Mine:
GUY 1:
Everything was cool until he
-sent me porn clips of when men cum...that he happened to like and thought I'd like 2:perplexed
-called me a nappy headed ***** and then when I hung up on him he called back to tell me he had cut himself and hope he bled to death
-had no job, got expelled from HS, and lied about getting his GED
-would throw a hissy fit if I didnt wanna stay up all night on the phone wit him...***** i got class in the morning
-after I kicked him 2 the curb told me that he was having fone sex wit this chick online...and it turned out that she was still in HS (she has jus turned 16....he was 23)
- had a small *** dick that smelled weird...didnt want it anywhere near me
-when I was in his room and found his secret stash of horribly black crispy socks hidden behind his couch/bed
-when I found out he slept sitting up on his couch b/c he was too lazy to pull the bed out:nono:

Guy2..& this was in HS:
-when he told me he was very religious and was saving himself for marriage and then after not talk and him moving he calls me back talking about trying to set up sumthin so we could do sumthin
-got his rocks off and then stopped talking to me for awhile
-had him and his friend try 2 convince me and a friend to have a foursome in my house
-told me that b/c he was a capricorn they were the best lovers and I should b happy that I could bask in his greatness
-called me drunk to tell me that he loved my *** and boobs and that if he could come thru the phone would motorboat the hell out of um
 
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UNTILL..
.......we were on the phone Channel Surfing together, stopped on VH1 were they were talking about groupies & Rock n'Roll stars. .....

- Me..apalled by how the RnR Stars look: "I could never be attracted to a man that wears makeup!

- Him: "Me either"....then he giggled! :badidea:

- Me: Looked at the phone, ...4-walls................ ..:dead:.....excuesed myself from the phone ..... :cowgirl:. (Cause the Gaydar alarm was blaring) .......... :ill:
 
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honeyflaava said:
This thread has had me ROFLMBO!!!

Let me go ahead and mine...

Everything was cool until....


Guy 1
- he proceeded to give me 30 reasons why I should lose my virginity to him, with #1 being "I'm light-skinned."
- I found out he had a girlfriend and was asking him questions to see if he would confess and he copped an attitude and asked me "Who are you, Columbo?"

Guy 2
-he opened up his mouth and I thought for sure his bootyhole and mouth must have switched places

Guy 3 (met him on BlackPlanet)
-told me he loved me the first time we talked on the phone
-took a crap while talking to me on the phone complete with straining and farting
-i found out he was meeting all types of chicks on BP and other internet sites and having unprotected sex with them
-i found out he was a pathological liar

Guy 4
-he called my friend trying to get with her and when I confronted him about it he proceeded to cuss me out and call me everything but a child of God
-started stalking me on my college campus
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This has me literallyyy:lachen::lachen:
 
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