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SUPER SWEET said:
I just can't :nono: I can only share this here!

He says to me that his d**k use to get hard when he would watch BARNEY. Something about Baby Bop's body made him horny. She is girl with the lashes and soft body. That's why he likes bigger women.
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Is he a furry?
 
I would like... a non-serious but positive relationship... the kind where we're not thinking about marriage, but genuinely enjoy each other's company and just... chill with the overwhelming emotional stuff. Yeah... something like consistent male company without the intense feelings.
There, I've admitted it.
 
SUPER SWEET said:
I just can't :nono: I can only share this here!

He says to me that his d**k use to get hard when he would watch BARNEY. Something about Baby Bop's body made him horny. She is girl with the lashes and soft body. That's why he likes bigger women.
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I literally laughed out loud on the job!

I wan you to see flowers because you have :dead: me tonight!!!

ETA: Please tell me he was drunk. EWW...to to other day. Where the heck were you having this convo?
 
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Victorian said:
I have no words.
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Well here's another part to the story: A lady with the group admitted she was tempted to use Muno her daughter's doll as dildo.:nono: But she wasn't sure if the smell could be removed.:barf:

That conversation got outta hand.:look: I left. They were trying to convince me this is normal.
 

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A friend of mine she sent an email today to call her husband because it is his birthday and he would be encouraged by hearing from me. I don't talk to her husband on a regular at all. All I say is hi and bye if I am at her home, not much more than that. The email rubbed me the wrong way cause I have never called him for his birthday before. Neither of them have ever called me on my birthday and it is the day before hers.

I told my sister about it and she said that woman is not thinking, you don't tell your single friends to call your husband. She is asking for trouble, no matter how much she trust both of us.
 
nicki6 said:
I literally laughed out loud on the job!

I wan you to see flowers because you have :dead: me tonight!!!

ETA: Please tell me he was drunk. EWW...to to other day. Where the heck were you having this convo?
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Back at Applebee's bar with my crazy girlfriend(few pages backstory).:nono: She is trying to get that dude that sits there like it's his job with his buddies. :perplexed
 
Random fb status from a friend

Ready for love will get you found. Eager to love will get you hurt. When ur ready for love, ur happy alone but ready to share. When ur eager to love, ur miserable alone, looking to receive...
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SuchMagnificance said:
So in the process of "putting myself out there" I got a ticket last night on the way to the lounge...Ugggh! And I was 5 minutes from the location...well I decided to enjoy myself and make the most of it and ended up having a really nice time..exchanged numbers with a cutie (took pics with him too) and had 2 different guys buying drinks for me..
See there Mr.Officer, nothing you could have did last night would have ruined my evening

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Hmmm...I just saw our picture online.. we are wearing the same color and we are hugging...it looks like a pic between bf and gf..I dont like how I look in the picture though, it was a last-minute, im walking out the door, already had 4 drinks pic...Where is the picture man at 10:30 when my makeup is freshly applied and I remembered which way to pose? I look like a deer in headlights... :-(

My mom: Is he your boyfriend yet? Have you talked to him? Will you see him again? I like the picture, yall compliment each other...

(Slow down mom, i just met him this week)

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SuchMagnificance said:
Hmmm...I just saw our picture online.. we are wearing the same color and we are hugging...it looks like a pic between bf and gf..I dont like how I look in the picture though, it was a last-minute, im walking out the door, already had 4 drinks pic...Where is the picture man at 10:30 when my makeup is freshly applied and I remembered which way to pose? I look like a deer in headlights... :-(

My mom: Is he your boyfriend yet? Have you talked to him? Will you see him again? I like the picture, yall compliment each other...

(Slow down mom, i just met him this week)

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My ma does this exact same mess! What church he go to? What does he do in his spare time? How's his relationship with his family?

Like d@mn ma, I just met dude! :lol:
 
Ballerina_Bun said:
What is a " Pookie & RayRay" ? I assume it's something negative.
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:lol: pretty much what Suchmagnificance said.

We also use those names for typical hood dudes like the clown down the block who always got a hustle but never got no money...and the like




Does your culture have typical names for the lower class acting types? Is there a running theme that causes folks to crack jokes about it? I would love to know.
 
SUPER SWEET said:
Well here's another part to the story: A lady with the group admitted she was tempted to use Muno her daughter's doll as dildo.:nono: But she wasn't sure if the smell could be removed.:barf:

That conversation got outta hand.:look: I left. They were trying to convince me this is normal.
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Muno looks like a French tickler
 
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The older man called and asked if we could go to dinner..... :ohwell:
But it had to be before 6pm.Why? Because his grandma told him never to eat late. Some man in her town died because he ate after 6 and couldn't digest his food. The body slows down after the sun goes down......

Imma stop taking his calls.
 
WHYYYYYYYYYYYY did I have to screw up with a guy I really liked? And there's nothing I can do about it (particularly since I've never met him :lol:). WHYYYYYYY
 
He's been calling me every night while on his business trip :love2:

And he says he is in it for the long haul, and to stop trying to get rid of him :lol:
Men like to chase, and i'm wearing him out a bit :look:

Definitely in like with him.
 
Meeting Mr.Monday Night for football and fun this evening..*please let me have a good time and make a lasting impression*

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