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I need some dick....
some nice, cares about my feelings, is genuinely interested in me dick. The kind of dick that gets me wet by just asking me how my day went...dick.
I want to put this on my fb page :lachen:

I got another wang picture. I will never, NEVER get used to getting those. Imma create an online album for em.
 
Loving how you came up to my job today to visit me for lunch and hang out for a bit. All these fools who got it twisted...got it straight now. :lol:
 
Got stood up at Dave n Busters last Saturdays.

:(

I just don't know what to do anymore. What's up with all these frogs!?
 
I need some dick....
some nice, cares about my feelings, is genuinely interested in me dick. The kind of dick that gets me wet by just asking me how my day went...dick.

U Need Dick in Your Life


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So im meeting Mr. EHarmony tomorrow. We're supposed to make a weekend of this date. And i cannot find a summer dress that is to my liking. Oh and did i mention that i have pretty chocolate brown and very clear skin? Well guess what i have dead on the side of my nose? A pimple. I have never in my adult years had a pimple, until this weekend. And it's obvious. Nice.....:perplexed
 
....I don't believe in "love at first sight", but if I did you would be it. I'm glad to still have you in my life after all of these even though it's just as a friend. Shoot, our friendship as lasted longer than all of my relationships.

*sigh* you ARE the prototype...
 
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Damn I Have Learned So Many New Things From You Ladies In This Here Relationship Forum:yep:.
Now All I Need To Do Is Lose This Emotional Weight And Find Me A Husband. Someone Who Is In It For The Long Run And Someone Who Will Love Me.
 
My ex...:perplexed He's fresh out of prison and on house arrest. He done had two more babies since we last talked and he wants me to "promote his new album" :rolleyes: I can't...
 
I'm glad that I learned the term "faux nice guys". It sounds so much better than what I was calling them before; "undercover a$$holes" :lol:
 
Hypothetical question :look:

So, you see a guy, that prior to that you've only interacted with professionally, in a nightclub. What happens is you go in early before patrons get there because you're looking for a place for a wedding party to have fun. He is there with the owner and greets you with a hug. You inquire as to how much it would be to rope off a section of the club. It's too much, so you decide that the party will just come back and have fun in the general club. But when you get back, you're informed that they will just let your party have the section. MMk. Cool!

And then when you text the guy---you always thought he was cute but super professional, so the club atmostphere and the hug have you at ease--to come to your section he texts back immediately "I want you." :look: :Blush2:

See, I think that's hot. I mean, you know, hypothetically, I would think that's hot :look: But one of my friends was like "I want you? He needs to respect you!" But I feel like, um. He always respects me. He's never been disrespectful. He approached me when I got my job to hold himself out as someone who would give me advice or offer help. We's in a club now :look:

Was the text (and the fact that I was about to like it) wack? Disrespectful? I thought it was hot but I didn't act on it because my friend was like umm (when I say "act on it" I mean flirt with him and dance and let him know I liiiiiiiiiiiiike him, not sex him down right in the club or anything like that--just to clarify)...But my friends are kind of killjoys and I almost started a whole thread on it last week because I was so pissed off! :mad:

Lagniappe: I kind of have a crush on this guy. And he asked me to lunch a while ago but I had to cancel so it's not like he never speaks to me in the light of day. I'm not sure why I never tried to resched lunch :( I liiiiiiiiiiiiike him. Girl, he was looking so good in that club; that suit was off (not that I don't love a suit) and he was looking fine. Ugh. Hypothetically, I need a do-over.
 
Mr. EHarmony is on his way over now....:dinner:

Will he turn out to be a prince or a frog, I wonder. Every man before him has been a frog. I just want the frogs to go away. :ohwell:
 
So im meeting Mr. EHarmony tomorrow. We're supposed to make a weekend of this date. And i cannot find a summer dress that is to my liking. Oh and did i mention that i have pretty chocolate brown and very clear skin? Well guess what i have dead on the side of my nose? A pimple. I have never in my adult years had a pimple, until this weekend. And it's obvious. Nice.....:perplexed

Sod/murphy's law :nono:
 
Had a splendid time last night...we both opened up and are on the same page. No thinking ahead (or overthinking) for me, going with the flow...
 
Got stood up at Dave n Busters last Saturdays.

:(

I just don't know what to do anymore. What's up with all these frogs!?

I'm sorry, girl.

What the hell is wrong with these dudes? I don't understand. :nono:

My RT: I am going to be looking fly as hell in Puerto Rico, them papis betta watch out!
 
While its on my mind, why did my most recent ex stop by today to return some towels of mine he accidentally took with him. I don't give a damn 'bout no towels fool. :ohwell: I didn't even miss the towels you accidentally took. And this is the crazy part here; he never introduced his son to me while we were a couple. So why does he bring his son over with him and introduces him to me today? I don't give a damn about his late introduction either. :perplexed
 
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