Crackers Crumbs: Tales Of A Successful Matchmaker. They's Married Now!

[BEAUTYU2U]

They are officially Mr. and Mrs. Lil Dude.

Thank Goodness.

 

[Dee-Licious]

Yaaaayyy
His mama is

 

[Black Ambrosia]

I want the girl to be on a good path but I can’t help but feel sorry for the guy and his mom.

 

[andromeda]

Here's to lots of cleaving, covering and following advice from auntie crackers. Congrats to them!

 

[Dee-Licious]

I want the girl to be on a good path but I can’t help but feel sorry for the guy and his mom.

True, but this setup and follow through was darn genius and hilarious.

 

[RoundEyedGirl504]

Yitadee! Glad the deal has been closed on niece crackers!!

 

[KimPossibli]

champagne for everyone

now they need to move out of reach of her mother...

I no longer felt any way about lil dude when i realized he was a willing participant in risky tip behaviour... do grown tings make grown decisions

 

[awhyley]

Add me to the "tip list"

Thanks in advance and congrats to your niece and her new hubby.

 

[MizAvalon]

Awww, YAY for Mr. and Mrs. Lil' Dude!

They are still going to need plenty of guidance Auntie Crackers so please keep her close.

 

[k_enitan]

Congratulation on a successful matchmaking! @Crackers Phinn ...wish you lived in Toronto.

Can someone please share the tip...TIA

 

[Brwnbeauti]

Sounds like a win all around.
Idk why, but women- self included- put too much pressure on ourselves to be everything.
Being attractive and kind can be enough.

 

[LostInAdream]

Sounds like a win all around.
Idk why, but women- self included- put too much pressure on ourselves to be everything.
Being attractive and kind can be enough.

I’m learning this as I get older. Like I’m more than enough! It’s exhausting doing all that other stuff lol

 

[MuziqizLyfe]

Am I too late to get the tips? I'm a freak so I may already be doing them but I'm always looking for new tips

 

[luthiengirlie]

I'd like a tip please

 

[Petal26]

Someone please PM the tip. A girl needs to know!

@Crackers Phinn Your niece is very lucky to have an auntie like you

 

[intellectualuva]

Yes!!

 

[SexySin985]

Are we still PM'img tips? if so please shoot a couple PM;s my way Please and thanks

 

[Jas123]

Sounds like a win all around.
Idk why, but women- self included- put too much pressure on ourselves to be everything.
Being attractive and kind IS enough.

Corrected that for you.

 

[PeaceFlow]

Are we still PM'img tips? if so please shoot a couple PM;s my way Please and thanks

Me too please

ETA : Thanks @Crackers Phinn

 

[SweetNic_JA]

They are officially Mr. and Mrs. Lil Dude.

You are a Boss.

 

[luthiengirlie]

teach me your ways lol @Crackers Phinn

 

[blackbarbie986]

If any of you get or heave the tips will you PM me please. Thank you!

 

[hopeful]

teach me your ways lol @Crackers Phinn

Right?

 

[Taleah2009]

@Crackers Phinn Please PM me the secret! I would love to know!

 

[Taleah2009]

Depending on how you get down it can be helpful.

I modified it to my advantage

@IslandMummy Could you send me the tip as well as a small explanation of your modification. lol Pretty please

 

[caribeandiva]

All y’all asking for this tip but are y’all ready cuz the results is getting preggers. Hope y’all alright with that.

 

[Crackers Phinn]

I want the girl to be on a good path but I can’t help but feel sorry for the guy and his mom.

While he's a cute adjacent lil fella, he married well above his weight class looks wise. He could have held out for a pretty black girl from a less ratchet or even bougie family that would have entertained him as a good catch and worked from there. Instead he's got the dyme piece of his lil filthy dreams who still has no idea how much money he's about to come up on and she adores him because he's sweet and respectful towards her. They legit like each other and even though I did my part to help things along, the proposal was purely him. He's one of the last of his friends to get married so he was ready for this move. BTW - These are not LA people, they are out in the boonies where the pickings all around are not aplenty. I got a feeling that had my niece not fell into Lil Dude's lap, the white girl coalition might have snatched him up in the workplace.

I understand the sympathy for his mother. I get it but if she plays this the right way she will have a very moldable DIL.

Being attractive and kind IS enough.

Corrected that for you.

You don't even have to be kind. Attractive goes a really long way.

 

[Crackers Phinn]

All y’all asking for this tip but are y’all ready cuz the results is getting preggers. Hope y’all alright with that.

I did it before getting hitched and didn't get pregnant. It works as long as you remember that fantasy is one thing and reality is another and take care of your business accordingly.

 

[Crackers Phinn]

teach me your ways lol @Crackers Phinn

Whatcha wanna know puddin?

 

[luthiengirlie]

how to snag a hottie lol @Crackers Phinn not just looks but in career ambition and kindness