She is pregnant. She says it belongs to Lil Dude and she did it on purpose. I'm not going to get into the specfics because this thread will go sideways but I'll just say that he was aware that they were having unprotected sex. He is on board with the baby on the way and they are going to leave a few days earlier for the vacation I bought them and get married in Las Vegas this coming weekend. Neither one have told their parents. I told her that I think that's for the best.
So um, if all goes well then by this time next week I will be a slightly successful matchmaker instead of a completely
-all useless one. This is a win that doesn't feel like a win but i'm still going to take it.