dont laugh, ladies...OK, maybe chuckling is acceptable
this is how ridiculous we are. Last week we were going over seeing each other over the weekend but both of us had other things to do. Me: So pick a damn day. We only got so many hours. (yes, I'm always this ornery
) Him: Well we both got stuff half days each day of the weekend. Me: Yea, so pick one. Him: But why I have to pick one? We CAN see each other multiple days. Me:
Him: ...... Me: (blustering) But I might want to be by myself one of those half days.
Him:
(long pause) OK, we'll set something for X days, but I will want to see you on the other day too. It's not a crime. Me: Fine.
Whatever. 2 mins later we're talking about how men dont like to talk on the phone (the irony) Him: Yea, I hate talking on the phone Me: But you talk to me on the phone like an hour and a half a couple times a week. We've already been on an hour! Him: But it's not the same Me: What you mean it's not the same? We're talking. On the phone. Him: But...it's just...I like.... I... Me: Yes? Him:.... Me:
Him: So I'll see you on X day and then probably Y? Me:
Yea... And then we go on to talk for ANOTHER 45 mins!
Why cant we just say what's really on our minds? We're both hot messes on the shore of De Nial!