I will share my story, but please no sherlock holmes wannabes coming in and asking me 21 questions about my story.
*breathes in*
Ok. The worst date I had was about 8 months ago. I was in my yellow car to go see my yellow man. I don't usually date Chinese men (nothing wrong with that) but he was the first. He offered to give me a lift, but do I look silly. I said ''No, darling.. I'm very good at driving, it's ok I'll meet you there.''
I like to eat chinese now and again, but I like mi curry more. Ding Ding. Anyway he chose a chinese restuarent in a predominantly chinese area. I walked around, and several times I thought I saw Jackie Chan.
I'm not that tall, about 5ft 7... but I was the tallest there. I've never felt so powerful in my life. Bdw I don't usually date short people either, but sometimes I like to live dangerously. The waiter came, and they spoke chinese.. I tried to get involved and said ''ching chang chong'' I was sure that meant something, but NO.. they both looked at me like wtf
Then the waiter says 'You from Africa?' I say ''Yeah'' He picks up a stick and starts to jump up and down. I'm like ''excuse me'' He laughs and says 'You say ching chang chong.. I think you jump up and down.'' Not amused, I just looked away.
The food arrives, and I take a bite. Not sure what it is, I ask my date. He Quite calmly says 'Snake', Hmmm I've never had that before but like I said I was living dangerously. That was our starter. Then the main course came, it was some sort of meat. I took a bite.. for some reason this food tasted like it could have feelings
I asked him 'what is it?' He smiled, and replied 'Dog' .. I got up, and shouted 'You are sick, that's somebodys pet your eating.' He looked suprised and said 'Do you eat fish?' I go 'Who doesn't' .. he replied 'Well people have pet as fish' then laughed. I just stood there and thought, who the
fcuk keeps a Salmon in a fish tank. But how can I say to him, listen we just don't eat cute fishes that look like nemo. Our fish choices are based on looks. He already thought I was quite shallow, that would of been the icing on the cake.
I walked away, he didn't even come after me. He just sat there eating his dog.
*Disclaimer - I'm not trying to say all Chinese people eat dogs or living things. I'm just sharing an experience I had.
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