The candid questions regarding relationships thread (for grown folks)

tru4reele said:
What's that about prolapsed anus? Jesus be a working sphincter.
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It's gross.

I've heard about it and saw photos.

porn stars arses and vaginas fall out! from phuckin! crazinness :lol:

The only time your vagina needs to fall out is if you're Michelle Duggar. And there's no reason for your arse to ever fall out. EVER. like really NEVER EVER EVER.

eta: do you know that there are flix dedicated to prolapses!!!!!!!!
 
barbiesocialite said:
It's gross. I've heard about it and saw photos. porn stars arses and vaginas fall out! from phuckin! crazinness :lol: The only time your vagina needs to fall out is if you're Michelle Duggar. And there's no reason for your arse to ever fall out. EVER. like really NEVER EVER EVER. eta: do you know that there are flix dedicated to prolapses!!!!!!!!
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Omg I'm so disgusted right now and scared to google one.
 
So I recently found my old porn stash. I used to make dvds with content downloaded from limewire, kazaa, imesh. Whole movies. Crazy filthy crazy ish. I jokingly asked SO if he wanted to watch them with me and he basically said hell no and told me I was disgusting lmao. (Our porn tastes are very. .. different)

But I was just joking, cuz I absolutely do not understand couples who watch porn together. That's crazy to me! Why am I going to sit up here and watch porn with you?! Porn is not some romantic, bonding activity! My god, that is gross even thinking about! :lol:

Do any of you gross ladies watch porn with your guy? (I'm not talking about making your own porn and watching it together-although I find that gross, too - I'm talking about X hamster 'nem)
 
qchelle said:
So I recently found my old porn stash. I used to make dvds with content downloaded from limewire, kazaa, imesh. Whole movies. Crazy filthy crazy ish. I jokingly asked SO if he wanted to watch them with me and he basically said hell no and told me I was disgusting lmao. (Our porn tastes are very. .. different)

But I was just joking, cuz I absolutely do not understand couples who watch porn together. That's crazy to me! Why am I going to sit up here and watch porn with you?! Porn is not some romantic, bonding activity! My god, that is gross even thinking about! :lol:

Do any of you gross ladies watch porn with your guy? (I'm not talking about making your own porn and watching it together-although I find that gross, too - I'm talking about X hamster 'nem)
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i was gonna answer to you called errbody gross :rofl:
 
qchelle said:
So I recently found my old porn stash. I used to make dvds with content downloaded from limewire, kazaa, imesh. Whole movies. Crazy filthy crazy ish. I jokingly asked SO if he wanted to watch them with me and he basically said hell no and told me I was disgusting lmao. (Our porn tastes are very. .. different) But I was just joking, cuz I absolutely do not understand couples who watch porn together. That's crazy to me! Why am I going to sit up here and watch porn with you?! Porn is not some romantic, bonding activity! My god, that is gross even thinking about! :lol: Do any of you gross ladies watch porn with your guy? (I'm not talking about making your own porn and watching it together-although I find that gross, too - I'm talking about X hamster 'nem)
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Naw I just text clips of stuff I want to try lol
 
Awww, no, answer please! :lol:

(Still gross tho lol)

And then, if you do, why do you do it? Does that really get somebody off? :barf: my vagina would be like girl bye
 
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i watched porn with my ex but in the sense of watching a bad movie :lol: just for the commentary. we werent watching it to be sexy. i did once watch some porn with a boyfriend ("i like amateur porn" which is really the raisin oatmeal of porn like dude get a personality :lol:) but i was younger and didnt have enough of an opinion to think it was corny :lol:

these days i would bring it up just to put him on the spot. my form of foreplay with a guy i really like is about mental stimulation, so it wouldnt be hot watching the porn, it would be hot joking about it and kind of exploring each other mentally, and our opinions with the porn as a catalyst.

in case this isnt obvious by now :lol: im like super comfortable with myself and who i am, and have an extremely high threshold for embarrassment or shame. i am rarely self conscious, so even though watching porn together is kind of silly, and kind of embarrassing, id be doing it just because of that. i like to push people to be more vulnerable and human in ways that they dont want to be.
 
i've never watched porn with my bf because i dont like/watch porn. he watches it tho and he's always trying to get me to do weird **** so i'm surprised he's never asked. probably assumes i'd say no which is true.
 
qchelle said:
Do any of you gross ladies watch porn with your guy? (I'm not talking about making your own porn and watching it together-although I find that gross, too - I'm talking about X hamster 'nem)
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I got the most horrified look after I showed him 20 year old clown porn from my stash :lachen:
 
meka72 said:
Clown pron has been the most disturbing thing mentioned in this thread. Lol.
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I just asked DH if he's ever watched clown porn. He looked at me like I'm crazy LMAO

ETA: just did a Google search and umm yeah that was pretty weird, rubber chickens and all
 
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Whyyyyy is there such a thing as clown porn?! Ewwww.

We've talked about the prolapse thing before ... in a childbirth thread or something.
 
BostonMaria said:
I just asked DH if he's ever watched clown porn. He looked at me like I'm crazy LMAO
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Yep, that was exactly the look I got.

But I'll tell you one thing, clown porn is the reason I never have to worry about him digging through my things, because he's scared of what he might find. :lachen:

RoundEyedGirl504 said:
So its ppl dressed as clowns having sex? Or something more sinister?
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That's what it is. The way I even found out that it was a thing was from Real Sex on HBO and after that I was on a mission to see actual clown penetration. And yes there are honking noises when breasts are squeezed. It's the best thing EVER! :lol:
 
barbiesocialite said:
Now I wish I could have more sex. But I have rules and boundaries for single sex.

I'm far from a prude. my head game is mean but unless we're getting married I'm not puttin out on a regular basis for a ninja to get used to it to the point of expectation. 2 of my exes called me an indian giver and accused me of manipulating them with pussy. :rofl: Because the way I see it, if we're f*ckin like rabbits so much that I learn to start squirting gotdammit it's time for us to get married. :lachen"

But this thread right here......this thread *almost* makes me want to get married so I can do what I really want to do. stuff I would never ever post in this thread and no none else in has mentioned it yet. :look:

In the meantime I'm in deep reflection reading these posts......
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Yes to all of this barbiesocialite. We are definitely on the same page.
 
Crackers Phinn said:
Yep, that was exactly the look I got. But I'll tell you one thing, clown porn is the reason I never have to worry about him digging through my things, because he's scared of what he might find. :lachen: That's what it is. The way I even found out that it was a thing was from Real Sex on HBO and after that I was on a mission to see actual clown penetration. And yes there are honking noises when breasts are squeezed. It's the best thing EVER! :lol:
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This is interesting. People are into some weird ish. A friend of a friend is an author and once he published his book he started getting paid requests to write stuff like Sasquatch Erotica and Bareback Werewolf.

People are actually paying him for this mess. I no get it.
 
When I find a ***** that make me squirt he ain't going a damn place lol !!!! I've come close to it before I think but not quite.
 
Layluh said:
This is interesting. People are into some weird ish. A friend of a friend is an author and once he published his book he started getting paid requests to write stuff like Sasquatch Erotica and Bareback Werewolf.

People are actually paying him for this mess. I no get it.
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LOLOL.......
 
I think the prolapses are from more than regular sex. Usually involving fisting when it comes to pornstars. Some people are into "stretching" intentionally and have to push the tissue beyond what is normal.
 
One of the grossest things I've stumbled across on a porn site was a video where a girl reached into another girl's anus and pulled it out. I think they called it a rosebud. Stay away from any porn with that in the title.
 
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