tru4reele
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This happens to me everytime :scratchch. Imma keep on clenching for now.
Just release it.
This happens to me everytime :scratchch. Imma keep on clenching for now.
What's that about prolapsed anus? Jesus be a working sphincter.
It's gross. I've heard about it and saw photos. porn stars arses and vaginas fall out! from phuckin! crazinness The only time your vagina needs to fall out is if you're Michelle Duggar. And there's no reason for your arse to ever fall out. EVER. like really NEVER EVER EVER. eta: do you know that there are flix dedicated to prolapses!!!!!!!!
This happens to me everytime :scratchch. Imma keep on clenching for now.
i was gonna answer to you called errbody grossSo I recently found my old porn stash. I used to make dvds with content downloaded from limewire, kazaa, imesh. Whole movies. Crazy filthy crazy ish. I jokingly asked SO if he wanted to watch them with me and he basically said hell no and told me I was disgusting lmao. (Our porn tastes are very. .. different)
But I was just joking, cuz I absolutely do not understand couples who watch porn together. That's crazy to me! Why am I going to sit up here and watch porn with you?! Porn is not some romantic, bonding activity! My god, that is gross even thinking about!
Do any of you gross ladies watch porn with your guy? (I'm not talking about making your own porn and watching it together-although I find that gross, too - I'm talking about X hamster 'nem)
So I recently found my old porn stash. I used to make dvds with content downloaded from limewire, kazaa, imesh. Whole movies. Crazy filthy crazy ish. I jokingly asked SO if he wanted to watch them with me and he basically said hell no and told me I was disgusting lmao. (Our porn tastes are very. .. different) But I was just joking, cuz I absolutely do not understand couples who watch porn together. That's crazy to me! Why am I going to sit up here and watch porn with you?! Porn is not some romantic, bonding activity! My god, that is gross even thinking about! Do any of you gross ladies watch porn with your guy? (I'm not talking about making your own porn and watching it together-although I find that gross, too - I'm talking about X hamster 'nem)
Do any of you gross ladies watch porn with your guy? (I'm not talking about making your own porn and watching it together-although I find that gross, too - I'm talking about X hamster 'nem)
Clown pron has been the most disturbing thing mentioned in this thread. Lol.
I got the most horrified look after I showed him 20 year old clown porn from my stash
Yep, that was exactly the look I got.I just asked DH if he's ever watched clown porn. He looked at me like I'm crazy LMAO
So its ppl dressed as clowns having sex? Or something more sinister?
Now I wish I could have more sex. But I have rules and boundaries for single sex.
I'm far from a prude. my head game is mean but unless we're getting married I'm not puttin out on a regular basis for a ninja to get used to it to the point of expectation. 2 of my exes called me an indian giver and accused me of manipulating them with pussy. Because the way I see it, if we're f*ckin like rabbits so much that I learn to start squirting gotdammit it's time for us to get married. :lachen"
But this thread right here......this thread *almost* makes me want to get married so I can do what I really want to do. stuff I would never ever post in this thread and no none else in has mentioned it yet.
In the meantime I'm in deep reflection reading these posts......
Clown pron has been the most disturbing thing mentioned in this thread. Lol.
Yep, that was exactly the look I got. But I'll tell you one thing, clown porn is the reason I never have to worry about him digging through my things, because he's scared of what he might find. That's what it is. The way I even found out that it was a thing was from Real Sex on HBO and after that I was on a mission to see actual clown penetration. And yes there are honking noises when breasts are squeezed. It's the best thing EVER!
This is interesting. People are into some weird ish. A friend of a friend is an author and once he published his book he started getting paid requests to write stuff like Sasquatch Erotica and Bareback Werewolf.
People are actually paying him for this mess. I no get it.
ok lets turn this conversation around NOW