vevster
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This is a true story. This woman Finally got fed up and sent the guy she was seeing the following email.
Enjoy Ladies!!!
>>Christopher, I wanted to talk to you about why I've been acting so funny with you. First off I want to start off by saying I really think that your a great person.* The past month has been really cool we had nice talks and had a*good time together.I also want you to know that this is one of the hardest things i' ve had to do or say to anybody. I'm not happy about it at all but I need to be honest with you before this goes any further. *.But I think you need to know why I haven't been sleeping with you or asking you to come see me.**The past couple times you came over*to see me I did not like it that your feet were smelly, on top of your feet*smelling *you had my*whole room smelling bad. I also noticed that your socks were dirty. I did not like the fact that you got into my bed with your stink feet and dirty socks.*I wish i would have said somthing to very first time but I did not want to hurt your feelings or make the night uncomfortable but I have to tell you I was not happy at all. There were*a couple of other times that you came over and you didn't smell so good. Last week you came over to see me and you took your clothes off and you smelled really bad*. You kept talking about*me not giving you oral sex and the fact that I wasn't doing it long enough. I found it really unbearable to go down on you*because the first time I did it I did not like the way you smelled. Then on another occasion it was the same thing. Listen I get that you might have been coming home from work and everything but I do have a shower and even if you didn't want to wash at my house you could have made a quick run home to clean yourself up. *Why would you *think I'd want to go down on you and you didn't wash. Your coming to a woman's house to have sex with her and you came over not even caring about what I might think or more importantly about your own appearance. But the*the breaking point for me was when *you scratched your dandruff in my bed and my pillow were full of all that stuff that came from your head...I'm still trying to figure out why you did that*it turned me off so bad so i*decided that this*would not work for me because if i continued to do this without telling you how i feel then i would not be doing myself service and i am not gonna compromise myself* for you or anyone... You might think that the e-mail was cowardly but trust me i was not sure how i could have said it without offending you rather it be an e-mail or a phone call or face to face. I thought this would be much better. So in saying this, i think it be best that we dont see each other anymore i'm sure after this it wont be the same anyway.
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Good luck Chris!<<
Enjoy Ladies!!!
>>Christopher, I wanted to talk to you about why I've been acting so funny with you. First off I want to start off by saying I really think that your a great person.* The past month has been really cool we had nice talks and had a*good time together.I also want you to know that this is one of the hardest things i' ve had to do or say to anybody. I'm not happy about it at all but I need to be honest with you before this goes any further. *.But I think you need to know why I haven't been sleeping with you or asking you to come see me.**The past couple times you came over*to see me I did not like it that your feet were smelly, on top of your feet*smelling *you had my*whole room smelling bad. I also noticed that your socks were dirty. I did not like the fact that you got into my bed with your stink feet and dirty socks.*I wish i would have said somthing to very first time but I did not want to hurt your feelings or make the night uncomfortable but I have to tell you I was not happy at all. There were*a couple of other times that you came over and you didn't smell so good. Last week you came over to see me and you took your clothes off and you smelled really bad*. You kept talking about*me not giving you oral sex and the fact that I wasn't doing it long enough. I found it really unbearable to go down on you*because the first time I did it I did not like the way you smelled. Then on another occasion it was the same thing. Listen I get that you might have been coming home from work and everything but I do have a shower and even if you didn't want to wash at my house you could have made a quick run home to clean yourself up. *Why would you *think I'd want to go down on you and you didn't wash. Your coming to a woman's house to have sex with her and you came over not even caring about what I might think or more importantly about your own appearance. But the*the breaking point for me was when *you scratched your dandruff in my bed and my pillow were full of all that stuff that came from your head...I'm still trying to figure out why you did that*it turned me off so bad so i*decided that this*would not work for me because if i continued to do this without telling you how i feel then i would not be doing myself service and i am not gonna compromise myself* for you or anyone... You might think that the e-mail was cowardly but trust me i was not sure how i could have said it without offending you rather it be an e-mail or a phone call or face to face. I thought this would be much better. So in saying this, i think it be best that we dont see each other anymore i'm sure after this it wont be the same anyway.
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Good luck Chris!<<
To quote a post from a now defunct thread, no rapping is happening on a dirty mic... there's nothing to say. 
Vev is always posting off-color stuff. Not to say funky feet isn't a problem...but I'm thinking it's going to be a) he won't marry her b) he cheated or c) he's on drugs or something. 
erplexed I'm sure he didn't think it was a prob since she let it fly the 1st time. 
Yes. What he do, call her arse funky too?
