We're still gonna enjoy it lolMine is gross.
We're still gonna enjoy it lol
I was dating a guy for six months. He told me my kitty was so good, if I died before him he'd still have sex with me. I could not get over it. We ended shortly after. Like, how is that a compliment? I know I can be over-sensitive, but....
ETA: I warned you it was gross.
Lol!!!! Ew. I don't think the cold and gangrene puss would be the same.
My ex and I used to role play dead with each other.I couldn't get past the dead part. I can laugh now, but when I think of it he was strange in other ways.
My ex and I used to role play dead with each other.
The most memorable one was a guy that sounded like a strangled turkey,I swear I had to fight myself from laughing ,it was ridiculous it was almost like a "aaaaaaekkkkkk" aaaaaaeeekk I ended up calling him turkey amongst friends
This happened with me and a white boy, he said the same exact thing!Oh, I remember something else. We didn't color, he just wanted to taste me
This happened with me and a white boy, he said the same exact thing!
Anyway, he told me I tasted like chocolate and mango butter. I giggled and pushed his head back down.
Why not just asleep?