The Weirdest Thing Said To You During
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SlimPickinz
Summer where are you?
We're still gonna enjoy it lolMine is gross.
Lucie
Dancin' on sunshine!
I was dating a guy for six months. He told me my kitty was so good, if I died before him he'd still have sex with me. I could not get over it. We ended shortly after. Like, how is that a compliment? I know I can be over-sensitive, but....
ETA: I warned you it was gross.
tru4reele
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I was dating a guy for six months. He told me my kitty was so good, if I died before him he'd still have sex with me. I could not get over it. We ended shortly after. Like, how is that a compliment? I know I can be over-sensitive, but....
ETA: I warned you it was gross.
Lol!!!! Ew. I don't think the cold and gangrene puss would be the same.
Lucie
Dancin' on sunshine!
I couldn't get past the dead part. I can laugh now, but when I think of it he was strange in other ways.
tru4reele
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My ex and I used to role play dead with each other.
BEAUTYU2U
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Atthatday
Every knee shall bow...
The most memorable one was a guy that sounded like a strangled turkey,I swear I had to fight myself from laughing ,it was ridiculous it was almost like a "aaaaaaekkkkkk" aaaaaaeeekkI ended up calling him turkey amongst friends
Honey Bee
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This happened with me and a white boy, he said the same exact thing!Oh, I remember something else. We didn't color, he just wanted to taste me
Anyway, he told me I tasted like chocolate and mango butter. I giggled and pushed his head back down.
sj10460
Don't Come for me unless I send for you!
Omg! I tell y'all too much of my business 
Damn you @southerncitygirl for bumping this thread
Damn you @southerncitygirl for bumping this thread
southerncitygirl
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southerncitygirl
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#icannot 
This happened with me and a white boy, he said the same exact thing!
Anyway, he told me I tasted like chocolate and mango butter. I giggled and pushed his head back down.
cravoecanela
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A guy I hooked up with last night asked me if he could keep my underwear. I politely declined.
tru4reele
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Why not just asleep?
Idk we used to act like it was an opening scene of Law & Order and he would find me dead and then...it sounds weird now but it was more funny than sexy. We would always just bust out laughing.
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