randi415
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i cant remember any off putting sentences off the top of my head, but once i did get drooled on.
OMG this had happened to me!
i cant remember any off putting sentences off the top of my head, but once i did get drooled on.
Sex? This was so weird to me. I was having sex with a guy I was a dating and we were standing up getting it in against the dresser In front of the mirror. He says "look at yourself!" I obliged. "Now say I'm beautiful." So I said "You're beautiful" Then he says, "No! Say I'm beautiful" I say "I just did" He says "No! Tell yourself you're beautiful!" So I said "I'm beautiful". Then we go to the bed and he says "Say I'm smart and successful..." This went on for a while and my dumbarse is saying all this stuff too. That was my last time with him. Ol Dr. Phil arse. It was sooo stupid. We had really good sex before so I don't know why he wanted to switch it up.
I laugh when I climax.
....needless to say what little was there receded back into the pubs never to be seen again.
This probably doesn't apply but, I was in a long term relationship with my ex and we liked to get a little rough in the bedroom. Nothing too crazy, just a little light smack here & there.. Some hair pulling, ect. On this particular night he decided to do a combo (a really heavy handed *** smack, hair tug, & he called me a *****).. My brain just didn't process that combination very well & almost out of reflex I cocked back and smacked him in the face full-force 4 times. Funny part is, he was enjoying it until he realized I was pissed.. Needless to say, that escapade ended right there.. and he was left standing there apologizing with his thang just sittin..
i think the common weird thing i've gotten pre-bf was when guys would get really offensive.
one guy started saying really turn off stuff like "you're a whore, dirty whore" and i'm like, um ew. Why you gotta demean me to get off? *** you.
When we first got married DH asked me who's P is it. I didn't know what to say so I was like 'mine?'
He cracked up.
^^^lol!! One time, he was doing his thing down there and it got so good to me that I barked like a little dog. I dont know why...it just came out. He responded by barking like a big dog.Then he asked if I wanted some bone.
Good times.
We never spoke of it again.
Lol I think he was trying not to...finish. Men do weird stuff when they are trying to hold it back. My ex has hopped off and done a few push ups.A friend of mine told me one guy she dated would periodically jump out of the bed, strut around the room and do the Hulk muscle flex...and then jump back on her for some more...... How do people not die laughing?
Lol I think he was trying not to...finish. Men do weird stuff when they are trying to hold it back. My ex has hopped off and done a few push ups.
Lol I think he was trying not to...finish. Men do weird stuff when they are trying to hold it back. My ex has hopped off and done a few push ups.
Lmao I just pictured Martin stupid self doing that too. A fool.Idk why but this makes me think of Martin Lawrence. Lol
When we first got married DH asked me who's P is it. I didn't know what to say so I was like 'mine?'
He cracked up.
When we first got married DH asked me who's P is it. I didn't know what to say so I was like 'mine?'
He cracked up.
Lol I think he was trying not to...finish. Men do weird stuff when they are trying to hold it back. My ex has hopped off and done a few push ups.
Oh, I remember something else. We didn't color, he just wanted to taste me
This white dude was sampling and he came up with my ummm...juices covered all over his face. He looked me dead in the eyes and said, "I love black girls. Your p taste better than fried chicken, look at all this grease"