The candid questions regarding relationships thread (for grown folks)

[claudzie]

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Look at the teacher! How is he swinging it like that smh.

There was also a pretty good video of as Asian woman using yoga poses to teach it. Cat and cow, and you do a forceful cow to make your fat jump a little, then you gotta connect the fat jiggles. I wonder if I can find that too.

That is some lower body flexibility! lol

 

[Brwnbeauti]

Girl yes, get me a towel...old, young or otherwise...I'ma need to feel taken care of...if I let you get it like you want it...and I took it?...you best come back in the bedroom with a sandwich, some Lays potato chips and a big glass of grape Kool-aid....and I don't even drink Kool-aid...still.

 

[Oasis]

im trying to visualize what yall are talking about and im so lost.

 

[TayMac]

I always thought/ was told that throw it back meant to throw the pu--y back. As in meeting his stroke.

If I want to give a visual I get in reverse cowgirl

 

[C@ssandr@]

I always thought/ was told that throw it back meant to throw the pu--y back. As in meeting his stroke.

If I want to give a visual I get in reverse cowgirl

That's what it means but @hunnychile is asking because not all of us have a naturally jiggly booty (myself included).

I'll add my two cents again. Arch and go with the flow.

 

[TayMac]

That's what it means but @hunnychile is asking because not all of us have a naturally jiggly booty (myself included).

I'll add my two cents again. Arch and go with the flow.

Cool, got it! Im not blessed in the booty dept either.

 

[movingforward]

Ladies,

How do you ride a penis that is less than 4 inches? Real talk.

 

[ElizaBlue]

Ladies,

Question: How do you ride a penis that is less than 4 inches? Real talk.

Answer: You don't!

 

[TayMac]

Answer: You don't!

Agreed. I guess you could rub against it or something.

 

[movingforward]

Answer: You don't!

I was thinking of that Trans Male whatever thread. LOL!!!

But I agree with your answer!! LOL!

 

[ElizaBlue]

I was thinking of that Trans Male whatever thread. LOL!!!

But I agree with your answer!! LOL!

I knew you were....but that thread has me traumatized.

 

[movingforward]

I knew you were....but that thread has me traumatized.

Girl, yes. I'm watching a movie, checking for Adam apples. That thread will have you wondering about every guy you're interested in.

 

[Honey Bee]

Ladies,

How do you ride a penis that is less than 4 inches? Real talk.

Very carefully.

 

[ElizaBlue]

Agreed. I guess you could rub against it or something.

I'll be got damned...ain't no way in the history of mankind. I would be soooo offended.

 

[bklynbornNbred]

Ladies,

How do you ride a penis that is less than 4 inches? Real talk.

Everything ain't for everybody. 4 don't get rode they thank goodness for community service minded angels of pity.

 

[C@ssandr@]

Everything ain't for everybody. 4 don't get rode they thank goodness for community service minded angels of pity.

My friend worked at a peep show and had customers who had very small penises. She realized that she was doing them a great service. After hearing her stories, I agree.

they need love too

 

[ElizaBlue]

No. Just no. Either they're going to be a 2 minute man...which just adds insult to injury or God forbid they can go all day. Who want's a thumb poking at them for hours. It's a no win either way.

 

[RoundEyedGirl504]

Ladies,

How do you ride a penis that is less than 4 inches? Real talk.

Don't do it. My last boo was small, and chile that was too much work. Small penis needs you to be up close and grinding to do anything. Riding, doggy, all of that was an exercise in futility and frustration.

 

[MsSanz92]

Why do men with the largest crayons always want to suggest back play? Hell no that third leg would rip my little arse in two!

 

[ElizaBlue]

Why do men with the largest crayons always want to suggest back play? Hell no that third leg would rip my little arse in two!

I'm so grateful my ex-current situation had no interest in back door sex. We were talking one day and I figured might as well bring it up now...than he bring it up after I've had that second glass of Pinot.

He is quite blessed in length but also girth. He was like you don't ever have to worry about me asking for that, he said he used to date a girl that had to have it like that and he hated it. He said it felt like someone had snapped a rubber band around his kcid.

I find men who typically are enamored with that are itty bitty...and are looking for something more restrictive than a vagina.

 

[MsSanz92]

I'm so grateful my ex-current situation had no interest in back door sex. We were talking one day and I figured might as well bring it up now...than he bring it up after I've had that second glass of Pinot.

He is quite blessed in length but also girth. He was like you don't ever have to worry about me asking for that, he said he used to date a girl that had to have it like that and he hated it. He said it felt like someone had snapped a rubber band around his kcid.

I find men who typically are enamored with that are itty bitty...and are looking for something more restrictive than a vagina.

This is true and makes sense back door play should be reserved for the fun size crayon men. I also noticed that Latino men tend to be into it more for some reason. But I've had someone with a monster crayon suggest it and I shut that down so quick. Good thing he never brought it up again because it ain't happening!

 

[k_enitan]

Why do men with the largest crayons always want to suggest back play? Hell no that third leg would rip my little arse in two!

At first I thought you meant entering the V through the back and I was like yes that is so painful, what is wrong with going through the front boring I know but I don't like pain...then I read ElizaBlue's reply and I laughed at myself

 

[MsSanz92]

At first I thought you meant entering the V through the back and I was like yes that is so painful, what is wrong with going through the front boring I know but I don't like pain...then I read ElizaBlue's reply and I laughed at myself

Lol oh no hitting the V from the back is always allowed... Even preferred I know for some it can be painful especially if he's well endowed but I'll be honest I'm a bit of a size queen so the more the merrier. Add some into the mix and it's a great time

 

[BGT]

I'm so horny that i'm thinking of making bad decisions.

 

[ElizaBlue]

I'm so horny that i'm thinking of making bad decisions.

Chilllle it's the weather. My ex text me this morning with the "bat signal"....I don't know how I'm going to make it through the week.

 

[ElizaBlue]

Lol oh no hitting the V from the back is always allowed... Even preferred I know for some it can be painful especially if he's well endowed but I'll be honest I'm a bit of a size queen so the more the merrier. Add some into the mix and it's a great time

Lawd...but yes...especially in front of the bathroom mirror...or my headboard...which happens to be a mirror as well....

 

[MsSanz92]

Anyone else enjoy choking during coloring?

 

[mzpurp]

Anyone else enjoy choking during coloring?

I've recently found out that this is my sh*t!

 

[MsSanz92]

I've recently found out that this is my sh*t!

At first I was scared like is this negro gonna choke me unconscious, but then I realize how turned on I was by it. Especially when he's hitting it from the back yes Lawd!

 

[MsSanz92]

Chilllle it's the weather. My ex text me this morning with the "bat signal"....I don't know how I'm going to make it through the week.

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