chile, puleez....u got me phucked up...... *lights me a newport*
first of all, he's been talkin to somebody...uh huh...imma need u to understand dat. someone filled his head wif dat bullshyt. so he came home wif his nuts in his hands and wants to "put his foot down"...den go to bed snorin n shyt wif his thumb in his mouth.....get da phuck outta dodd wif da bullshyt.
he wants you to have his baby cuz he ready n blah blah blah...then he threatens to cut off da dyck supply? see, i woulda been like... iight den...rolled ova to da night stand, pulled out my dildo n got busy layin in bed right next to him, gettin it in while he snorin n shyt...got my nut, lit me a newport n carried my happy arse right on to sleep...basically sayin phuck u and i got dis.
if it's meant to be, then he'll be back. otherwise, let da bama pick up his dyck, kick rocks n keept it movin. betta u be hurt now than comin back on da board postin shyt like... "well, i had da baby and he done up jumped da boogie n married someone else" type shyt....see what i'm sayin. it ain't like u can't dyck elsewhere.
but fa real, it's all about respect in this game, and he didn't give you any. if he loved you and respected you as his woman, he wouldn't have came at you like that, cuz see, it's not all about HIM, it's about YALL, if you're a couple. He made it all about him, not thinkin u da one dat gotta carry da child for nine months, gain weight and all da other shyt dat comes along with it. gotta stay home, breast feed, and still phuck him at night and blah blah blah...damn da bu'shyt...
i wish a mu'phucka would tell me to have a baby or no dyck....
chile, puleez....u got me phucked up...... *lights me a newport*
first of all, he's been talkin to somebody...uh huh...imma need u to understand dat. someone filled his head wif dat bullshyt. so he came home wif his nuts in his hands and wants to "put his foot down"...den go to bed snorin n shyt wif his thumb in his mouth.....get da phuck outta dodd wif da bullshyt.
he wants you to have his baby cuz he ready n blah blah blah...then he threatens to cut off da dyck supply? see, i woulda been like... iight den...rolled ova to da night stand, pulled out my dildo n got busy layin in bed right next to him, gettin it in while he snorin n shyt...got my nut, lit me a newport n carried my happy arse right on to sleep...basically sayin phuck u and i got dis.
if it's meant to be, then he'll be back. otherwise, let da bama pick up his dyck, kick rocks n keept it movin. betta u be hurt now than comin back on da board postin shyt like... "well, i had da baby and he done up jumped da boogie n married someone else" type shyt....see what i'm sayin. it ain't like u can't dyck elsewhere.
but fa real, it's all about respect in this game, and he didn't give you any. if he loved you and respected you as his woman, he wouldn't have came at you like that, cuz see, it's not all about HIM, it's about YALL, if you're a couple. He made it all about him, not thinkin u da one dat gotta carry da child for nine months, gain weight and all da other shyt dat comes along with it. gotta stay home, breast feed, and still phuck him at night and blah blah blah...damn da bu'shyt...
i wish a mu'phucka would tell me to have a baby or no dyck....
erplexed Women do it ALL the time.
On the less comical side of it... I hope this doesnt seem brazen, but has he have you seen his clean bill of health? ( especially HIV and stds..) It would concern me if a man insisted on something that way without actually proposing marriage meaning ring and all. These days you just can't trust anyone...Is he dying or something?