ladylibra_30
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Is this even a real story? I thought it was a joke but I'm seeing actual responses.
I did too...of the April 1st variety.
Is this even a real story? I thought it was a joke but I'm seeing actual responses.
I would have stated I wished I dated more chocolate brothas with big peens. But I'm a shyt starter. Getting banned for this one.
Wow we enter2013 hard, this story is the perfect storm.
Black man wanting white women. ~ check
White women perfect specimen~ check
Skinny women vs. fat women~ check
If your fat your less desirable~ check
The value of a woman's coochie~ check
The bar has been raised!
Then, no story would be necessary for a smash session.Perhaps. But "he got what he wanted" says to me that folks believe he was the only one interested in having sex. Maybe the OP just wanted to smash.
Awkward/funny/off-putting things said during colouring. I'll start:
"Let me lift up this big, juicy cow leg.."
My jaw dropped and I burst out laughing. Still makes me giggle to this date, years later. He laughs too when I remind him.
Awkward/funny/off-putting things said during colouring. I'll start:
"Let me lift up this big, juicy cow leg.."
My jaw dropped and I burst out laughing. Still makes me giggle to this date, years later. He laughs too when I remind him.
Awkward/funny/off-putting things said during colouring. I'll start:
"Let me lift up this big, juicy cow leg.."
My jaw dropped and I burst out laughing. Still makes me giggle to this date, years later. He laughs too when I remind him.
ok for real I agree wit hthis yt people love give smoral. I was talking to some of my yt GF and smoral was 3rd base to them?!? I mean not with a person you know/dating but a new person. I'm like, smoral is for my man, period. Dating a few yt men and they were a little too willing to do smoral (didn't complain).
How the smoral talk came about was I asked how many men had they been with and the answers where super low and then it came to making out and smoral and then I was like how many peens have you smoraled and the answer was you're at a party and you like some one that you go to third base. IE alot. Reminds of of the scene from Clerks.
Ladies, I don't know where to start. It was New Years Eve and I was chilling with my new SO. After a nice evening together, I went back to his house Since this is not the Christian Forum, I don't feel the need to justify how long I've been seeing him or anything. If you're offended by my promiscuity, feel free to close this thread and start reading Genesis. So... where was I? I'll keep it PG of course.
We started with a bit of foreplay; a little touching here, and a little touching there. He was kissing me from my belly button all the way up to my twins, and then moving up to my neck, and then finally my lips He whispered to me, "You are so fcking hot" then continued to caress me. What a perfect gentleman! I don't usually date light skin men but the guy is 6ft, athletic, great smile, with an average penis. Great package overall. I'm not going to front. He's the best looking guy I've dated. Picture Tyson beckford but the light skin version. He's so good looking that he has me questioning who is the better looking one out of us
In the middle of our foreplay, he blurts out "I wish I dated more white women." If it wasn't for LHCF, I probably would have ignored it for the time being and questioned him later. But I was like wait, this could be thread-worthy! Just thinking of Ya'll my vagina dried up like the sahara desert. At that precise moment, I stopped being the sexy bombshell I was, and put on my cape :superman: I pushed the kneegrow off of me and said "EXCUSE ME?" He was still hard as a rock, and wanted to continue. But it was too late... my cape was on for Ya'll and I wasn't going to finish our bedroom antics until he admitted to me that he subconsciously hated black females.
This is how the conversation went
0live 0il: Did you just say that you wish you'd dated more white women?
Light skin Cutie: Yh but I didn't mean it like that.
0live 0il: What did you mean exactly?
Light skin Cutie: It's just that your waist is so small & it's turning me on sooooo much (still trying to hump me).
0live 0il: Black females don't have small waists?
Light skin Cutie: No it's not that. Just the ones I've dated in the past. Can we please finish what we started?
0live 0il: No! Because it's clear that the schema you've created for black women involves us being all unfit and overweight, so you're casting me as an exception to the rule, when that is entirely incorrect.
Light skin Cutie: Can you choose another time to psychoanalyse me?
That made me laugh, so we went back to where we were I came home the next day & we've had pretty normal conversation. But I can't get that comment out of my head
Awkward/funny/off-putting things said during colouring. I'll start:
"Let me lift up this big, juicy cow leg.."
My jaw dropped and I burst out laughing. Still makes me giggle to this date, years later. He laughs too when I remind him.
Don't forget light skin vs. dark skin...an LHCF favorite!
:scratchchBloossssomm is dat you? I see you gurl!