This is hilarious!!! (Although I'm sure you didn't think it was funny at the time) You have such an awesome family!
Thanks Star....ahem...he is still avaible for sale. He's house trained but that's about it. He just will get on your last nerve. He brought this girl to the "private" bar-b-que we had last weekend. She's comes through the courtyard and my daughter is in the pool. My daughter looks at her boyfriend and says, now serving number 500 and 10.
The girls starts laughing and says "oh no bay-bay he numma one in my book." My daughter turned to her with that I know you didn't just address me look (she can be a bit of a handful) and said "I know you, didn't you use to work at Burlington's" So the girl just looked funny and sat down.
I'm waiting for him to introduce her or at least for her to say hello my name is "whatever" and she just screwed her mouth up like my daughter had no business bringing that up. So now her and my daughter are just staring at each other.
And I know my daughter, she does not play with my son's little strays. If they don't have a record or a million tats, (but they gotta have straight hair) he won't look at them twice.
At the last pool party one of his best friend's wallet had money taken from it. So he has a ban on bringing unknown folks to my home.
My son was taking off his shirt getting ready to get in the pool. He says to her "Here girl..come here...come here girl" as he bends over at the waist and claps his hands. And she gets up to get in the pool. He tells her "okay good girl...now stay" She was laughing and thought it was funny. My daughter got out.
My daughter told me later that the girl was one of the group that got arrested for changing prices on clothes for their friends. I had to leave and go lock up the door to my bedroom and set the motion detectors.
It's funny how at parties people always seem to wander upstairs or in other parts of the house, where no party is being held. When all of the sudden the damn alarm sounds, I just smile to myself. Here comes some couple appearing from out of nowhere looking wild and crazy, headed back to the party. What makes people think they roam around in someone elses home and hold congress. I don't think so.