Had a great birthday weekend with my fam but special shoutout to SO. It stormed and lights went out the night of my actual birthday so we didn't go out to dinner like we had planned. When I showed up to his house the next day, he told me to close my eyes and when I opened them it was bags and envelopes. He got a bunch of random stuff that I like and said "It was actually kind of fun going to different places and finding stuff. I wanted to go more places but I got hungry.
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I was giving the card the sideeye at first but it's actually cute. A Star Wars card for somebody's 50th birthday--I was like you REALLY got hungry, huh? WTF? But it says the word "dark-sided" which is an inside joke of ours and he had drawn a line from the 50 and wrote "Even when you're 50 you'll still make me smile." Awr. Then later I got him tipsy off Skinny Girl margaritas and it made him all mushy and lovey-dovey and he made me promise not to tell anybody that he drank something called Skinny Girl.
But I can tell yall. Yall don't know him.
My ex called and texted me the next day talmbout "I'm sorry I missed your birthday." It's okay. Bye, now!
And to the worthless batches at my job who forgot my birthday for the 3rd year in a row, after I run around spending 40 dollars on cakes and what not for yours because we celebrate everybody's birth--except mine...always--don't needya batches. Last year I was feeling a little down and it irked me. This year: nothing! No more cake from me for you, though
I don't even intend to work here anymore when that time rolls around, actually
Batch. I mean these audacious batches is something else *Kevin Hart voice*