*-*Single Ladies Support Thread!!*-*

[SlimPickinz]

I gotta say tho. I had relationships with men like that and maybe a little more endowed. its... difficult.. to deal with that all the damn time. it's a cool novelty on occasion or with some throw away dude but on the daily? For years? and if they go for a long time? Little DJ be having battle fatigue

See I was first introduced to sex via big crayons so I had no idea what regular size was until 21. That thang felt so small but I was in love. Now at the grown woman age of 27 if you ain't at least 7 I don't even entertain it. I will put on my dress and say my mom needs me I gotta go if it ain't big I'm going home. Both Baes are well-endowed but Bae #2? The great Lord himself blessed that man with a magical stick. He actively tells me no after we are finished because I want more. He says when we live together I'm only getting it three times a week. #IssaLie he'll be lucky if I'm good with once a day.

 

[UniquelyDivine]

Lol. You caught me before I changed it. I did the most this weekend.

I've done things the so-called good girl/"right" way, and I have also been out here being a fast tail. As long as you're being safe and enjoying yourself then that is all that really matters!

 

[SlimPickinz]

omg. I meant to tell yall this stupid bs.

so the Filipina saleswoman who sold me my bday car is single-ish and 47 with a 38yo ex (just broke up. hasn't moved out yet and why I don't like cohabiting). anyhoo...so she gives me the whole litany of her life, sexless marriage for citizenship, abortion, and now this dude.

Anyhow apparently he's better than the others cuz he only calls her a b in arguments and doesn't cheat. she goes on to say how ungrateful he us because she did time. Did time? I ask.

Apparently this white dude is a criminal. Drugs and money laundering. So he got busted but he was afraid of jail and rape... cried and boohoo' d. so she confessed to everything she didn't do and now has a felony charge plus did a few years for this dude...

They've only been together 5 years so most of that time she was locked up... and returns to being called a b and whore and stuff...

i mean she was in her 40s when she took the fall. way too old for that bs and to return to be abused...

She was luvky to get auto sales with that record but her friend is the general manager and knew the circumstances of her imprisonment...

why I really vet dudes and, if I don't have the energy for it, don't date at all...

This is why I only know Black ppl. This is some BS

 

[quirkydimples]

Me when I saw the pic:



Nice. Very nice.

 

[DarkJoy]

See I was first introduced to sex via big crayons so I had no idea what regular size was until 21. That thang felt so small but I was in love. Now at the grown woman age of 27 if you ain't at least 7 I don't even entertain it. I will put on my dress and say my mom needs me I gotta go if it ain't big I'm going home. Both Baes are well-endowed but Bae #2? The great Lord himself blessed that man with a magical stick. He actively tells me no after we are finished because I want more. He says when we live together I'm only getting it three times a week. #IssaLie he'll be lucky if I'm good with once a day.

I'm only 5'0. there's only so far it can go girth is much better in a situation like mine

 

[movingforward13]

I gotta say tho. I had relationships with men like that and maybe a little more endowed. its... difficult.. to deal with that all the damn time. it's a cool novelty on occasion or with some throw away dude but on the daily? For years? and if they go for a long time? Little DJ be having battle fatigue

Right - I aint stretching out my goodies for no one because you were blessed with a 9 inch.

 

[movingforward13]

I'm only 5'0. there's only so far it can go girth is much better in a situation like mine

Same here - 5'1. I tried it before and it was nice to try the first time... After that- "no ma'am". I can't hang with extra larges.

 

[SurferBabe]

i have to go to a wedding next weekend,and i just had a panic attack about it I feel so guilty but i dont think i can sit through it

I've been there. You can do it. Just mentally prepare yourself. Are you close to the bride/groom?

 

[LdyKamz]

Y'all cutting up in here.

 

[SlimPickinz]

Same here - 5'1. I tried it before and it was nice to try the first time... After that- "no ma'am". I can't hang with extra larges.

I like my D like I like my fries super size!

 

[ItsMeLilLucky]

@UniquelyDivine I see that hot dog gif on Reddit all the time

It's always the no good ones that have some good peen. Putrid meat bags.

 

[shespoison]

I like my D like I like my fries super size!

Lmao!

I like a medium large...7.5 to 8. Anything else is a choking hazard.

 

[ItsMeLilLucky]

I'm dying up in here

 

[ItsMeLilLucky]

I'm only 5'0. there's only so far it can go girth is much better in a situation like mine

I don't know why I thought you were at least 5'7

Tbh, I think that everyone's taller than me. I'm only 5'3

 

[UniquelyDivine]

I like my D like I like my fries super size!

Me too

 

[DarkJoy]

y'all a mess! LHCF size queens sounding off!

 

[SlimPickinz]

 

[shespoison]

Today is officially D day in this thread.

 

[ScorpioBeauty09]

This is REALLY not the thread I need to be reading right now in light of what's going on with Classic Man. I'm wondering about his package now.

This thread has definitely taken a turn.

 

[UniquelyDivine]

This is REALLY not the thread I need to be reading right now in light of what's going on with Classic Man. I'm wondering about his package now.

This thread has definitely taken a turn.

You should do what my white friend calls a "swipe by" she does it to all of her potentials to test out what they're working with.

 

[UniquelyDivine]

Today is officially D day in this thread.

Let's just turn it into D week

 

[sgold04]

I'm 5'11" so ummm...

I can't remember the last time I had anything smaller than magnum sized, it's been several years.

 

[SlimPickinz]

I was gonna suggest this but I didn't wanna seem more extra than I already am

You should do what my white friend calls a "swipe by" she does it to all of her potentials to test out what they're working with.

 

[SurferBabe]

@sgold04 I thought about some of your posts after a dry phone conversation I had with a guy last night. I was going to give this dude a chance, but he's "basic af" as the youngins say. I'm about to cancel this date he wants to take me on tomorrow. Yea, I know I can use it as practice, but I don't even feel like dressing up and reapplying my makeup for this dude. What's up with these grown men who have no unique interests?

 

[sgold04]

@SurferBabe Girl. I was thinking the same thing about a man I met recently. I don't need to be head over heels to go on a date with you, but I have to be intrigued enough to at least want to talk to you.

 

[Evolving78]

@sgold04 I thought about some of your posts after a dry phone conversation I had with a guy last night. I was going to give this dude a chance, but he's "basic af" as the youngins say. I'm about to cancel this date he wants to take me on tomorrow. Yea, I know I can use it as practice, but I don't even feel like dressing up and reapplying my makeup for this dude. What's up with these grown men who have no unique interests?

What were his interests?

 

[Evolving78]

I'm only 5'0. there's only so far it can go girth is much better in a situation like mine

I'm the same height, but I can handle it! You just gotta mediate first and find your chi! Lol

 

[LovelyRo]

Umn I missed an interesting convo...

 

[DarkJoy]

I'm the same height, but I can handle it! You just gotta mediate first and find your chi! Lol

 

[SurferBabe]

What were his interests?

Chilling at the house and watching tv but he "likes to go out sometimes".