HairStyles You HATE

My aunt ( who I love dearly) would perm her hair supper straight, dye it blonde and then GLUE a curly weave (almost natural looking) directly onto her scalp. That turned me off of weaves as a whole for many MANY years. Till this day I am still scared to get one.
 
i hate multicolor hlights. the blonde/red/brown mix ones. if you MUST use more than one color, at least stay in one shade family
 
The single,double and triple french roll. Seriously,so En Vogue "Hold On". Hate the fan as well. Any hair do with "rime stones" (what the girls around the way call em :lachen:) I hate c-thru edges w/ANY updo. Goddess braids w/the lil gold decals pinned in/on. FINGER WAVES :nono: What I like to call "toe curls" which are really really tight, short stiff curls in the back of someone's hair. "Crinkly" crochet aka latch-hook. Lil girls w/short hair and ENORMOUS, multi-colored knockers. I call them ghetto Cabbage Patch Kids. I'm not a big fan of multi-colored knockers and barrettes anyway. Fake a$$ baby-hair. Any hairstyle that requires the recipient to smell like Pump It Up. Barf. Stoppit.

ETA: The infamous Detroit style Sculpture ponytail or updo. Yall saw Deelish's mom on FOL 2. That's Detroit/Saginaw/Flint all day!!
 
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I hate to see people come to work with soggy wet hair!

I do not like the mullet look.

I hate to see any woman out in public without combing/styling their hair.
THATS NOT A STYLE, SHOW SOME CLASS.

I CAN'T STAND BLACK WOMEN WITH BLONDE HAIR. (mary j blige, beyonce please stop)
 
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Any hair do with "rime stones" (what the girls around the way call em :lachen:)

:lachen: I remember when I was in KFC once and the lady working at the register had this hairstyle, and she was trying to explain it to a white lady. Boy, was that white lady confused when she left the Colonel's!
 
Looking for a picture of D. Woods from Danity Kane...

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No knock to her but I HATE THIS STYLE (and her outfit)!!!! Please tell all of your friends...:nono:
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men with braids.

men with cornrows.

men with weaves (like I saw this morning.....:look:...a bad weave at that!)

men with ridiculous zig zag patterns in their heads.

men with wild afros.

men with dreadlocks.

men with jet black hair when they are like 50 years old.

men with texturizers walking around with 4b on their knuckles.

men with any kind of wave cap.......... and no waves in their hair!

men with ponytails.

men with mullets.

men with combed over hair to cover their bald spot.

men with bald heads yet a 5 o'clock shadow on top outlining their receding hair line.

men with anything thing other than a caesar.

:look:
 
:lachen: I remember when I was in KFC once and the lady working at the register had this hairstyle, and she was trying to explain it to a white lady. Boy, was that white lady confused when she left the Colonel's!

I'm sure! Another one I thought of is men w/boomerang hair lines and braids or dreads. When the front is racing to meet the back, let em go. My BFF's aunt still has a jheri curl but when you ask her she gets mad and says in a voice that sounds eerily like Madea's, "IT AIN'T A CURL, IT'S SETTIN' LOTION!!!" :lachen::lachen::lachen:We wait til she's out of earshot and whisper, "but why does it smell like jheri, Auntie?" Oh, and she got a gold toof.
 
:grin:I got one and it's an "over protective" style


The 1 inch bun surrounded by 2 inches of scrunchies, often multicolored scrunchies. Always looked to me like they were wearing a lace-lined saucer on the back of their head!!!!!!
 
roflmao at the bolded:lachen:

I hate the beehive:perplexed


I've seen The Fan too many times to remember :lachen: I've also done it pre LHCF days, thinking it made my hair look longer/thicker :look:

I hate crochets :barf:

And those gelled, glued-up updos with sparkles, Swarovski crystals and purple and orange and pink streaks

I hate when females have kinky, dry, gelled up hair and a hawaiian silky 2b ponytail


I hate to see girls in braids that have been in for 12 years, with 4 inches of matted newgrowth that they attempted to tame with brown gel. Then the gel started flaking and you see all the flakes and dirt and dandruff
 
i dont know what the name of it is, but its a gel-slicked weave ponytail updo thing where they make pin-curls out of the ponytail hair. that was an annoyin fad in my senior year of h.s. and i still see it nowdays... with a swoop bang:nono:

matter fact, i dont like styles where you can see any part of a bobby pin. it looks tacky to me.
 
Broken hairline gelled into "baby hair"

Last week I saw an employee wearing orange and black corkscrew extensions stocking handbags in a dept. store. Her boss should have sent her home for looking like a Halloween pumpkin.
 
I hate to see people come to work with soggy wet hair!

I do not like the mullet look.

I hate to see any woman out in public without combing/styling their hair.
THATS NOT A STYLE, SHOW SOME CLASS.

I CAN'T STAND BLACK WOMEN WITH BLONDE HAIR. (mary j blige, beyonce please stop)



Yes!! I HATE this, especially on dreds!! Ewww, they look horrible like that (think Rajeen from Living Single).

I hate men w/a curl that always looks wet, even though its short. (like babyface).

I hate when little girls, or grown men (grown men especially) have hella beads on their braids.

I hate straight hair ponytails on men. (locked hair ponys are cool)

I hate perms on men.

I hate those flips that go either waay under, or way out.


That's all I can think of right now.
 
i dont know what the name of it is, but its a gel-slicked weave ponytail updo thing where they make pin-curls out of the ponytail hair. that was an annoyin fad in my senior year of h.s. and i still see it nowdays... with a swoop bang:nono:

matter fact, i dont like styles where you can see any part of a bobby pin. it looks tacky to me.

:lachen: I remember wearing that style in h.s. I thought it was the sh*t back in the day.
 
men with braids.

men with cornrows.

men with weaves (like I saw this morning.....:look:...a bad weave at that!)

men with ridiculous zig zag patterns in their heads.

men with wild afros.

men with dreadlocks.

men with jet black hair when they are like 50 years old.

men with texturizers walking around with 4b on their knuckles.

men with any kind of wave cap.......... and no waves in their hair!

men with ponytails.

men with mullets.

men with combed over hair to cover their bald spot.

men with bald heads yet a 5 o'clock shadow on top outlining their receding hair line.

men with anything thing other than a caesar.

:look:

You and me are >< !I hate all of that!

I don't mind cornrows on teens but when you turn 21, time to let them go!

I hate seeing men in public with du-rags or wave caps! You should have done that last night! We want to see your waves not the dang cap!

I hate all those crazy designs, they look stupid! Your head is not a drawing board, I saw this man with "fire and the word "hot" I was like, WTH! You could tell him he wasn't the ish.....:rolleyes: I wanted to send him to my grandma,she would have set him straight real quick!

Oh and men with Shirley Temples! Stop it, I would a man would try to "pimp" me looking like that! I also hate men with relaxers! Why? you look stupid!
 
:lachen: I remember wearing that style in h.s. I thought it was the sh*t back in the day.

I did too but, when they told me how heavey it was and how you had to sleep, I was like "Uh Uh!" Some looked cute though and well done, but others were just out of control! I still see this hairstyle, some look like 2 feet tall on top their heads! SMH, they can't shake theirs though, LOL!:lachen:
 
Fingerwaves with the "lift"

Stiff glued in weaves with $7.99 hair with clearly visible tracks

The weave style where it looks like some sort of flat twists going up into a pineapple looking contraption

3 or more hairstyles on one head

Super hard crunchy looking updo's with spikes and ish

"freeze" curls

Weave ponytails made with 5 inches of tracks when thier hair is brown but the weave is silky black and the tracks showing

Super Crunchy Crimps (Or bacon strips, as I call it)

Cold wave curls


I'll post more when I think of it, or when someone walks by my window.

:lachen:I did all of the bolded in high school. Good times.:lachen:
 
men with braids.

men with cornrows.

men with weaves (like I saw this morning.....:look:...a bad weave at that!)

men with ridiculous zig zag patterns in their heads.

men with wild afros.

men with dreadlocks.

men with jet black hair when they are like 50 years old.

men with texturizers walking around with 4b on their knuckles.

:look:

:lachen::lachen::lachen: I actually shed a tear when I read that. That was funny.
 
Any hairstyle that requires the recipient to smell like Pump It Up. Barf. Stoppit.

:lachen: LMAO!!!

men with braids.

men with cornrows.

men with weaves (like I saw this morning.....:look:...a bad weave at that!)

men with ridiculous zig zag patterns in their heads.

men with wild afros.

men with dreadlocks.

men with jet black hair when they are like 50 years old.

men with texturizers walking around with 4b on their knuckles.

men with any kind of wave cap.......... and no waves in their hair!

men with ponytails.

men with mullets.

men with combed over hair to cover their bald spot.

men with bald heads yet a 5 o'clock shadow on top outlining their receding hair line.

men with anything thing other than a caesar.

:look:

sorry but i must respectfully disagree with the bolded... :drunk: well maybe not "wild" afros. :rolleyes: a lot of the rest were hilarious though!

now on the underlineed... if we're gonna go there, then yeah i can't stand older women who color the hell outta their hair like that's really gonna make them look "younger." if i can see wrinkles and liver spots and you need a doggone power scooter, chances are you have grey hair. who are you really trying to fool? :lachen:

People who wrap their hair and only take it down halfway.

:nono: :lachen:
 
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-waves/tsunamis
-popcorn waves (when you gell you hair down and then pull up sections through the net)
-huge french rolls
-techinicolor hair (I can understand a streak or 2...but dang!)
-"helicopter" quick weaves...the ones with the waves on one side, candy curls on the other, spikes in the front, and pincurls somewhere up in there
-super high updos


I'm Tampa...with all of these chickenheads walking around, I'm sure I'll be adding to this list soon:look: *slaps hand* bad qtslim...bad, bad!!

ETA:
-ponytails w/ super short hair, ponytail so tight if they change their expression it'll fall out :lachen:

-girls w/ shorter hair that keep their hair unkept. I'm looking at a offender as we speak, alking around lookin like a peacock SHAME!!!
 
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I hate this hairstyle ( I liked it when it was only Mary who had it!)
And when I see the wig versions that are extra shiny with the bright colors.... :wallbash:

The X Mas Tree I call it
 
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