Flying to SC tomorrow to meet my online BF...

ElizaBlue said:
You are too funny. Be careful they have some serial internet daters on there. Also, ask them how long they have been on the site, if it's more than 6 months they are prolly serial. I say that because I was there on and off for two years and have watched people morph into several different men.

I once dated a guy for 4 months, when he got to Houston I had to deal with the fact that there is a internet height and a face to face height, and that can differ any where from 1 to 6 inches. This dude had me thinking he was 6ft and when he got here he was about 5'7 and compensating for a serious limp, a lazy eye, receding hair line and horrific breath. I wanted my damn time back. Can you get a refund on some time?

Put that kid on a webcam so at least you can reduce some of the facade. Make him stand up against something around him that you know the height of like a door. If his head is at the door knob, you know you got yourself a midget. Don't let him tell you we just put our door knobs up that high. He lying.
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DANG! That's really sad.
 
ElizaBlue said:
Wow...I should have found out if they sold stock. Just to let you ladies know for those who have asked me to PM them with the Zane version, which I cannot post here.

There is not a lot, but I did send it to a couple of ladies. They seemed to like it. I think....smile. Maybe ArmyQT will tell ya'll what she thought....hehehe.

I would consider doing a blog but because of my day job I just cannot risk that. Does anyone know of another way to share that side for those who want to indulge in a little more cayanne reading?

This is only one thing I hate about my job, lack of artistic freedom. The men agents prolly have tons of just straight up porn maybe even in their office. But I want to write about my love life in the privacy of my own home on my own dang computer and feel restricted.
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Who has access to the 18+ details?? :grin: :grin: :grin: :grin:

If anyone has, please PM/forward to me! I'm bored at work! :drunk::drunk:

As for your artistic freedom Eliza, be patient. Once you relocate (assuming here:grin:), you won't have to worry about the work politics any longer. Only about keeping a good home and making it clap. :lick:
 
ElizaBlue said:
You are too funny. Be careful they have some serial internet daters on there. Also, ask them how long they have been on the site, if it's more than 6 months they are prolly serial. I say that because I was there on and off for two years and have watched people morph into several different men.
I once dated a guy for 4 months, when he got to Houston I had to deal with the fact that there is a internet height and a face to face height, and that can differ any where from 1 to 6 inches. This dude had me thinking he was 6ft and when he got here he was about 5'7 and compensating for a serious limp, a lazy eye, receding hair line and horrific breath. I wanted my damn time back. Can you get a refund on some time?

Put that kid on a webcam so at least you can reduce some of the facade. Make him stand up against something around him that you know the height of like a door. If his head is at the door knob, you know you got yourself a midget. Don't let him tell you we just put our door knobs up that high. He lying.
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LOL. I can vouch for the bolded. I hate the one that lie about appaerance. I quickly learned a webcam was a necessity for online dating. Plus I try not to wait to loon to meet face 2 face. I hate you like the on the phone online perssonality only to find out the image you had in your head doesnt match what you've been told.
 
crlsweetie912 said:
:yay:
I caught the pics. I can't wait for the last bit of the story! Congratulations!
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I KNOW RIGHT!!!!! I woke up this morning all sad that I had missed the pics, then came back for my pre-lunch LHCF fix and BAM! There they were! Ya'll are both soooooo cute! I love this story....love it, love it, love it!!!:grin::grin:
 
honeycomb719 said:
LOL. I can vouch for the bolded. I hate the one that lie about appaerance. I quickly learned a webcam was a necessity for online dating. Plus I try not to wait to loon to meet face 2 face. I hate you like the on the phone online perssonality only to find out the image you had in your head doesnt match what you've been told.
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Ain't that the truth.
 
ElizaBlue said:
You are too funny. Be careful they have some serial internet daters on there. Also, ask them how long they have been on the site, if it's more than 6 months they are prolly serial. I say that because I was there on and off for two years and have watched people morph into several different men.

I once dated a guy for 4 months, when he got to Houston I had to deal with the fact that there is a internet height and a face to face height, and that can differ any where from 1 to 6 inches. This dude had me thinking he was 6ft and when he got here he was about 5'7 and compensating for a serious limp, a lazy eye, receding hair line and horrific breath. I wanted my damn time back. Can you get a refund on some time?

Put that kid on a webcam so at least you can reduce some of the facade. Make him stand up against something around him that you know the height of like a door. If his head is at the door knob, you know you got yourself a midget. Don't let him tell you we just put our door knobs up that high. He lying.
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You are so on point about the internet dating. I used to be on BPM and you saw the same dudes with different profiles and pictures :rolleyes: over a period of time. I just gave up after I caught a few lying. Glad to see you are having good luck now :grin:
 
ElizaBlue said:
Put that kid on a webcam so at least you can reduce some of the facade. Make him stand up against something around him that you know the height of like a door. If his head is at the door knob, you know you got yourself a midget. Don't let him tell you we just put our door knobs up that high. He lying.
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I don't know why, but this has me ON THE FLOOR!:rofl3:
 
SoUKnoMe said:
You're such a cutie. Your hunny looks cute too. I can tell by the neck, he..he.. *nice, real nice*.
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OMG! you are only the first person to understand that. I use to tell people it was something about the way a man turns his neck to look at you that you can tell he is...ahem...talented.

It's like a leaning back way of looking down at you. That is what I meant when I said he looked down (and back) at me like only a jock could. It's like a sort of taking you all in. I cannot describe it, but you obviously know. I swear it is not just the bow legs or swagger, the neck does not lie.
 
I truly miss my black romance novels.

But now with this thread I feel like I am reading a great book.

The only bad part is I can't read the whole thing in one night, I have to wait.:wallbash:

My DH was even reading it with me last night!!! But then it motivated us into other thangs.....:drunk:
 
avyance said:
My DH was even reading it with me last night!!! But then it motivated us into other thangs.....:drunk:
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I PMd the OP earlier.. about the SAME thing... I was so mad at DH ( well I always am ) anyway... this thread prompted some raunchy make-up sex...and he is already asking Are we going to bed early tonight
 
PassionFruit said:
I PMd the OP earlier.. about the SAME thing... I was so mad at DH ( well I always am ) anyway... this thread prompted some raunchy make-up sex...and he is already asking Are we going to bed early tonight
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Ahhh...so my work is done. Wait did I pm you the Zane version?
 
I’m printing, as I type. I’m taking it down to the cafeteria to finish reading. This is so good. I can’t wait for the book. Thanks, ElizaB.
 
Yeah, ummmm the Zane version is strictly for the grown and sexy. Let's just say it would make some nice bedtime reading. :look:

Eliza is seriously talented. I got hot. :look:
 
ElizaBlue said:
Wow...I should have found out if they sold stock. Just to let you ladies know for those who have asked me to PM them with the Zane version, which I cannot post here.

There is not a lot, but I did send it to a couple of ladies. They seemed to like it. I think....smile. Maybe ArmyQT will tell ya'll what she thought....hehehe.

I would consider doing a blog but because of my day job I just cannot risk that. Does anyone know of another way to share that side for those who want to indulge in a little more cayanne reading?

This is only one thing I hate about my job, lack of artistic freedom. The men agents prolly have tons of just straight up porn maybe even in their office. But I want to write about my love life in the privacy of my own home on my own dang computer and feel restricted.
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Perhaps you can make it a private blog. A lot of sites allow you to make it password only or something like that. Unless your job is checking up on ya'll hardcore.


Oh ummm...Zane version please...I got ID. :look:
 
Eliza, Eliza...where do I start? :lachen: :lachen:

After THAT read, my Sahara desert in hibernation definitely got some rain drops.

Phew!

I'm SO happy for you!

*off to enroll for yoga classes*
 
My my my said Johnny Gil....Eliza that was HAWT!!! All I can say is I "relate" ;)lol...my whirl-wind romance and frequent visits to OH now has me expecting a little one, so trust me I know how it is when passion and chemistry meets. Sounds like that is exactly what you two have. HAHAHA gurl I aint mad at cha. You gone rack up some frequent flyer miles like neva before:lachen:
 
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