Any ladies porn-goers?

Down with porn or NO WAY

  • All about porn

    Votes: 149 34.4%
  • I am down with literotica (book kind)

    Votes: 26 6.0%
  • I am okay with both

    Votes: 221 51.0%
  • I have/will never go there

    Votes: 37 8.5%

  • Total voters
    433
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OMG my husband and I were wondering the same thing so we came to our own little conclusion of the job was getting so boring for them that they couldn't get wet and they didn't want to put anything like KY in the shot so they resort to spitting. But man that's such a turn off.

Right and the girls are also spitting while rapping on the mike:look: and moaning and ish and I"m like is that sexy?? eww gross
 
I knew some of yall look familiar on NA and Rude :lol:

Rude is my current weapon of choice. I only watch the videos though. I don't look at all that other crap. Lot of ugly people who need to put their clothes back ON:nono:

I uh...like the Toons section. *hides*
 
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My name is Te'TahHead and DH and I watch porn.

I have specific requests though. I can't see nasty feet, and the woman can not be ugly. LOL @ DH tryna get movies with nice looking folk for me. he asks teh bootleg lady (who sells them) "Aye , you got someone who look straight, Te' don't like to see nobody busted"...

Oh and MissScarlet, that is toooooo cute.


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My name is Te'TahHead and DH and I watch porn.

I have specific requests though. I can't see nasty feet, and the woman can not be ugly. LOL @ DH tryna get movies with nice looking folk for me. he asks teh bootleg lady (who sells them) "Aye , you got someone who look straight, Te' don't like to see nobody busted"...

Oh and MissScarlet, that is toooooo cute.


:perplexed:lachen:

:lachen::lachen:Ok why is there ALWAYS a bootlegger that sells DVD porn for like $5 bucks a movie, so funny:lachen:At the barber shop they have a little cd player so you can preview:rolleyes:
 
:lachen::lachen::lachen::lachen:

I know the moral patrol will come and here and flame me for this and will bring it up next year when my kids turn cannibal :rolleyes:but I'm gonna tell a funny story.

We keep the movies in a private location :censored: One weekend when dd was there, I was painting her room so she wanted to watch tv in my room, she and DS were lookng for a DVD to watch and DS came in and said "Mommy can you help us find a movie? There is one under the bed with people breastfeeding:blush::look::perplexed"

Awww...that's so cute! LOL! (You hide them UNDER THE BED with little ones running around?? You might as well have left them on the kitchen table..LOL!)

Anyone who has cable/satellite can NEVER say they don't watch porn, IMHO. The only difference is that the actors in porn movies con't wear 'stickies' and the moaning and groaning is actually real and not lip-synched.
 
:lachen::lachen:Ok why is there ALWAYS a bootlegger that sells DVD porn for like $5 bucks a movie, so funny:lachen:At the barber shop they have a little cd player so you can preview:rolleyes:

I am so CTFU, because that's where my DH gets his movies from his cousin's shop!!! DH keeps his portable CD player in his car (for DS) so, he pops em in... calls me like . "Teeeeeeeee', I got Booty Talk 78907180780478"
 
Awww...that's so cute! LOL! (You hide them UNDER THE BED with little ones running around?? You might as well have left them on the kitchen table..LOL!)

Anyone who has cable/satellite can NEVER say they don't watch porn, IMHO. The only difference is that the actors in porn movies con't wear 'stickies' and the moaning and groaning is actually real and not lip-synched.

We keep them up in a high closet in our room, I think dh was having some private time and didn't put it back:look: I plan on getting a lockbox now:yep:
 
Porn is corny.

Sometimes u can luck up and find something cool. It can be a great appetizer. It's even hotter if you use "Do it yourself" (pun intended) :grin:movies.
 
I knew I wasn't the only one!

Myfreepaysite.com, More free movies than I even know what to do with! I use Mozilla Firefox for my general internet needs, but I use Internet Explorer just for anything nasty, searching for a sybian :look:, literotica, porn, etc. I hated having to clear my address bar all the time!
 
I will watch porn in a house, I will watch it with a mouse I do like porn, eggs, and ham, I do like it Sam I am.

Trust me I get cornier.
:lachen:I love this twist on the Dr. Seuss classic.

to answer the question, i've watched porn (usually with friends) but i don't own any. I read literotica too. :sekret:
 
When I was little I found my parents porn. I didn't really watch it or know what it was but I recorded Sesame Street over part of it.

A few days later my mom was like "Umm...sweetie...when did you learn how to use the VCR?" :lol:
 
LHCF got a bunch of freaks. LMAO :lachen::lachen: J/K I'll just say it's a learning tool :look: research purposes.

Pinky can't stand that *****.
Janet Jack Me booooooooooooooooooo she gets on my nerves with her yelping.

WCP works my last nerves with socks, busted looking heffas and rapping.

I do like Johnny but his face is busted. :shocked:

:sekret: My SO is at the naughty store now :grin: Gotta get my satin bonnet ready.
 
I'll admit it, I'm a porn watcher. My husband burns some for me and he watches his on his computer, aren't we pathetic?? I also like to go to literotica.com and read some of the stories there. Hmmm perhaps I have said too much lol


...I...um...heard that was a good site :sekret:
 
I do

I like all the Justin Slayer pipe layers tapes, anything with jazmine cashmere and Pinky, Lady Havana, Erica Kane and Lady Dior.
 
Ya think? I dunno. I'm real persnickety about what I watch. Has to be the right type of actors and the women can't have bad hair, cuts, stab wounds and dings. The men can't talk too much or be ***** either.

I kinda heard that Sista series was the bidness. I dunno but that's would I had heard.

My SO thought I was weird because of my picky-ness when it comes to porn. I can't concentrate on the moves if the actors look all busted. Average is okay, but if I spend more time focusing on how bad her weave job is or all of that sky blue eye shadow she has gunked on her lid, I can't really "enjoy" the movie. The same with guys, there's this one porn guy who talks entirely too much and is VERY demanding and ALWAYS seems to be cussing the lady out. He has 2 guns tatted on his abdomen. I don't like him. So Delta_gyrl, I feel you on being picky! Can't just watch any porn DVD because I'd be looking at all the things wrong with that picture than all the things that are...well...umm...you know, "right" :look:.
 
:rolleyes: Porn is the greatest thing since german chocolate cake OK, K

Brazilian being the cream of the crop :look:
Then Black American
Wesley, Jake, Lex, Mandingo & Mr. M is my crew
No chicken heads allowed, no socks :nono:, no white people


Oh gosh, Wesley Pipes is the one that annoys me because of his constant talking.

Have you ever seen Brian Pumper in action?
 
LHCF got a bunch of freaks. LMAO :lachen::lachen: J/K I'll just say it's a learning tool :look: research purposes.

Pinky can't stand that *****.
Janet Jack Me booooooooooooooooooo she gets on my nerves with her yelping.

WCP works my last nerves with socks, busted looking heffas and rapping.

I do like Johnny but his face is busted. :shocked:

:sekret: My SO is at the naughty store now :grin: Gotta get my satin bonnet ready.

Pinky actually has skills.

Quite educational :look:
 
LHCF got a bunch of freaks. LMAO :lachen::lachen: J/K I'll just say it's a learning tool :look: research purposes.

Pinky can't stand that *****.
Janet Jack Me booooooooooooooooooo she gets on my nerves with her yelping.

WCP works my last nerves with socks, busted looking heffas and rapping.

I do like Johnny but his face is busted. :shocked:

:sekret: My SO is at the naughty store now :grin: Gotta get my satin bonnet ready.

I can't stand her either. What do people see in that chick? If I ever see her name listed, I immediately cancel the download or delete the file.

On the other hand, I'll watch anything with Jada Fire in it.
 
Me and Palmer (my trusty companion when I choose to fly solo) luvs us some adult entertainment!

Even when I was coupled up, I watched porn. I'm all about learning something new. I'm not an expert or anything, but like everyone else, I can't stand busted up people in my movies, it makes me nauseous, not amorous. Mr. Marcus and Justin Slayer tend to be in most of the movies i've watched, so I guess you could say I'm a fan.

Besides, Justin Slayer could soooooo get it. J/K! (actually I'm not...)
 
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