Any ladies porn-goers?

Down with porn or NO WAY

  • All about porn

    Votes: 149 34.4%
  • I am down with literotica (book kind)

    Votes: 26 6.0%
  • I am okay with both

    Votes: 221 51.0%
  • I have/will never go there

    Votes: 37 8.5%

  • Total voters
    433
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Seriously the best porn are the old black classics..sigh..just don't make it like they used to:yep: Also like the girl on girl classics:look:

Ya think? I dunno. I'm real persnickety about what I watch. Has to be the right type of actors and the women can't have bad hair, cuts, stab wounds and dings. The men can't talk too much or be ***** either.

I kinda heard that Sista series was the bidness. I dunno but that's would I had heard.
 
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Seriously the best porn are the old black classics..sigh..just don't make it like they used to:yep: Also like the girl on girl classics:look:

I like WATCHING girl-on-girl action too. Wait, did I just admit to that? :lachen: Sometimes the other stuff can get a little boring. All in all, I'm a fan of porn (in moderation). Also, I don't like looking at the uglies, the fatties, the bonies, the hairies, flabbies, the ashies, the druggies, the oldies, the scarred upped, the stretch-marked, the taco-meat havers, the herp-lipped, the hammer-toed, etc (I really could go on and on).

Same standards go for my strippers!
 
Ya think? I dunno. I'm real persnickety about what I watch. Has to be the right type of actors and the women can't have bad hair, cuts, stab wounds and dings. The men can't talk too much or be ***** either.

I kinda heard that Sista series was the bidness. I dunno but that's would I had heard.

Yeah, what's up with that. There is a certain hair that a lot of low-budget porn stars have (Kind of stiff and juts out like a kick-stand - I'll see if I can find a good pic). I will never forget, my best friend called me out a few years ago. She was like, WTF is going on with your hair? It looks like a Porn star wig? I died laughing because it really did. Now we call chicks out on that look all the time.
 
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My brother and I found my parent's porn movies when we were kids. Then we made jokes about the movies right in front of them without them realizing what we were talking about. Crazy. My brother used to make me laugh hysterically by saying things completely ordinary while imitating Ron Jeremy or even Marilyn Chambers' mannerisms and way of speaking in a particular scene.

Let this be a lesson to you, parents. Lock up your porn movies.
 
Or have on socks or be ashy.

I really hate the to down lookin chicks with jacked up makeup that look like they need to get their egdes bumped with a hot comb or tighten their weave up. I'm like uh were you just walking home from the quikMart and someone said "hey let's go make a movie":ohwell: Were you not prepared to be on film?
 
I hate music, plots and bad lighting.

Seriously...banging around on a weightbench in Pookie's backyard is not a plot:rolleyes: and is not sexy:perplexed
and I don't wanna see anybody with cigarrette burns/stab wounds/c-section scars...how is that supposed to turn me on?

I guess men like that gutter-type :censored:
 
Ya think? I dunno. I'm real persnickety about what I watch. Has to be the right type of actors and the women can't have bad hair, cuts, stab wounds and dings. The men can't talk too much or be ***** either.

I kinda heard that Sista series was the bidness. I dunno but that's would I had heard.

Yeah that sista series is good, that's what I heard:look:
 
I really hate the to down lookin chicks with jacked up makeup that look like they need to get their egdes bumped with a hot comb or tighten their weave up. I'm like uh were you just walking home from the quikMart and someone said "hey let's go make a movie":ohwell: Were you not prepared to be on film?

Or they find those masculine, To Wong Foo lookin' types that make those ugly faces, growling and ish. That is NOT sexy. :nono:
 
Or they find those masculine, To Wong Foo lookin' types that make those ugly faces, growling and ish. That is NOT sexy. :nono:

What's up with this spitting stuff too:ohwell: I've been seeing that lately or rather I *heard* it. The chicks are spitting while uh..you know. I'm like uh how is that sexy?
 
Y'all BUY porn? That crap is too expensive. I prefer mine free.

It's also better cuz there's no plot/stupid talking/boring foreplay stuff.

And as long as you delete your history, your kids could never find it. :grin:

Not me. I don't buy it. Back then computers weren't like they are today. My parents had no internet. However, some people do still by porn on DVD.
 
Ya think? I dunno. I'm real persnickety about what I watch. Has to be the right type of actors and the women can't have bad hair, cuts, stab wounds and dings. The men can't talk too much or be ***** either.

I kinda heard that Sista series was the bidness. I dunno but that's would I had heard.

So, I'm the same way. Like, it has to still look like a movie love scene or something. I can't get down w/ those that look bootleg or random; I guess b/c it's too real or something. And yeah, all participants/actors need to be in shape
 
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