Any ladies porn-goers?

[ScandalousBeauty]

EXACTLY!!! I thought I was racist b/c I really dont like black porn that much. Dudes always wearin white tube socks, the girls have razor bumps on their cha cha's, dollar store weaves, white eyeliner, dudes wearin timbs. I just can't do it. Y'all tell me where I can get some high quality black porn!

My SO thought I was weird because of my picky-ness when it comes to porn. I can't concentrate on the moves if the actors look all busted. Average is okay, but if I spend more time focusing on how bad her weave job is or all of that sky blue eye shadow she has gunked on her lid, I can't really "enjoy" the movie. The same with guys, there's this one porn guy who talks entirely too much and is VERY demanding and ALWAYS seems to be cussing the lady out. He has 2 guns tatted on his abdomen. I don't like him. So Delta_gyrl, I feel you on being picky! Can't just watch any porn DVD because I'd be looking at all the things wrong with that picture than all the things that are...well...umm...you know, "right" .

 

[bimbabe]

Pornlover here...I read literotica sometimes...when I want to be intellectually challenged

 

[deltagyrl]

Girl you better on xtube.com so you dont have any stuff laying around. Just download it and be threw! Nothing to find

I don't own movies just other stuff that I'd have a hard time explaining.....

 

[SUPER SWEET]

I don't own movies just other stuff that I'd have a hard time explaining.....

No no everyone has had atleast one butterfly or bullet

 

[MissScarlett]

I loved 70's and 80's porn. The women weren't so infested with plastic surgery and there was hardly any stuff like Cialis and Viagra, so in order for a man to do porn back then you had to be THE REAL DEAL. And you could tell people were actually enjoying what they were doing. Plus there were some great full-length movies made back in the 70's and 80's.

Oh yeah that's some good stuff right there. I'm an 80's baby but dh has some classics he's showed me, I'm like dang...this is good stuff

 

[MissScarlett]

I don't own movies just other stuff that I'd have a hard time explaining.....

 

[Princess4real]

EXACTLY!!! I thought I was racist b/c I really dont like black porn that much. Dudes always wearin white tube socks, the girls have razor bumps on their cha cha's, dollar store weaves, white eyeliner, dudes wearin timbs. I just can't do it. Y'all tell me where I can get some high quality black porn!

This was too funny, but true!

 

[miracle]

I just can't get down w/it. Something about watching other people having sex makes me nauseated...seriously.

 

[tt8]

I don't own movies just other stuff that I'd have a hard time explaining.....

 

[tt8]

Oh yeah that's some good stuff right there. I'm an 80's baby but dh has some classics he's showed me, I'm like dang...this is good stuff

HOW ARE YOU GUYS PLAYING THEM? ON A VCR OR DID THEY COME ON DVD.
ALL MY CLASSICS ARE COLLECTING DUST...THERE'S NOT ONE VCR IN THE HOUSE

 

[OrangeMoon]

Two words...








Justin




Slayer

Two More....

Brian Pumper<--I just don't like when he starts rapping BOOOOOOOOOO

 

[FromHair2There]

Oh my my ....I've learned too much in this thread and my two fav sites have already been mentioned. literotica and xtube
I'm picky with the porn too...I watch hentai....d-load from a bittorrent for the most part. Free:wink2:


I have one downloading right now

 

[gmw]

I know the moral patrol will come and here and flame me for this and will bring it up next year when my kids turn cannibal but I'm gonna tell a funny story.

We keep the movies in a private location One weekend when dd was there, I was painting her room so she wanted to watch tv in my room, she and DS were lookng for a DVD to watch and DS came in and said "Mommy can you help us find a movie? There is one under the bed with people breastfeedingerplexed"

 

[gmw]

I really hate the to down lookin chicks with jacked up makeup that look like they need to get their egdes bumped with a hot comb or tighten their weave up. I'm like uh were you just walking home from the quikMart and someone said "hey let's go make a movie" Were you not prepared to be on film?

I am at work cracking up!!!!

 

[gmw]

I know. I'm a fellow Aries. We are neck in neck with those Scorpios.

I know thats right!!! Aries here!

 

[godzooki]

Hubby and I will sit in bed with our laptops and watch the sites of our choice sometimes right next to each other. Sometimes we just use his laptop and share. After about 15 minutes, the laptops are tossed aside. Hubby loves pointing out women who resemble me (skin color, eyes, hair, boob size, blah blah.) Watching it with hubby is kind of sweet because he makes an effort to find one that works for me also and not just him. He'll ask if I like it or not or if it's a turn off and if I say it's not doing it he'll skip it and move on to the next immediately. Right now Rude is my main site but I am looking for others that are SAFE. We don't do it often. Maybe once a month or so or I should say, We don't watch porn together often but we both have our stash of favs we check out solo too. The spitting, ashyness and socks bug me too. Also I can't stand the expression where the guy has his mouth hanging open to the point that he actually has to slurp his own lips.

 

[KarmaKarmaDarling]

I will watch porn in a house, I will watch it with a mouse I do like porn, eggs, and ham, I do like it Sam I am.

Trust me I get cornier.

Ohhh Girl no you didn't

 

[sxyhairfetish]

I like porn... its motivation for me when im just not in the mood. I dont like the porn with all the extra loud Ahh Ahh! screaming, but i like the REAL passionate type porn... no over acting for me. I hate that. But after 17 pages, i dont know if anyone posted this, but I hate when the girl is butt naked, and the dude has on socks sneakers and a hat like hes about to run track... Mr. Marcus... and the dudes that look like they just got outta jail with bullet wounds and 187 and gang set tattoos covering their body... WTF? turn-off!

 

[sxyhairfetish]

My SO thought I was weird because of my picky-ness when it comes to porn. I can't concentrate on the moves if the actors look all busted. Average is okay, but if I spend more time focusing on how bad her weave job is or all of that sky blue eye shadow she has gunked on her lid, I can't really "enjoy" the movie. The same with guys, there's this one porn guy who talks entirely too much and is VERY demanding and ALWAYS seems to be cussing the lady out. He has 2 guns tatted on his abdomen. I don't like him. So Delta_gyrl, I feel you on being picky! Can't just watch any porn DVD because I'd be looking at all the things wrong with that picture than all the things that are...well...umm...you know, "right" .

Ok thats the dude I was talking about! The porn no longer becomes sexy cuz he dont know how to talk to females! The two guns? i mean come the hell on! Lookin like he came str8 outta compton!

 

[KarmaKarmaDarling]

I know the moral patrol will come and here and flame me for this and will bring it up next year when my kids turn cannibal but I'm gonna tell a funny story.

We keep the movies in a private location One weekend when dd was there, I was painting her room so she wanted to watch tv in my room, she and DS were lookng for a DVD to watch and DS came in and said "Mommy can you help us find a movie? There is one under the bed with people breastfeedingerplexed"

This is to funny and cute

 

[apemay1969]

My husband and I will watch it together sometimes. What I found out though is that it sets us up to perform and then I'm detached during. Does that make sense? Also, I think it starts some kind of desire that isn't real comfortable. It's like going to the casino a couple of times and then thinking about really hitting big.

The desire progresses to fulfilment, I think. My two cents.

 

[OrangeMoon]

Ok thats the dude I was talking about! The porn no longer becomes sexy cuz he dont know how to talk to females! The two guns? i mean come the hell on! Lookin like he came str8 outta compton!

I think he is...that man gets on my last nerve. I can't stand hearing him and will mute the TV I noticed he is mostly in the "Orgy" movies though :crazy:

 

[indigodiva]

I like porn... its motivation for me when im just not in the mood. I dont like the porn with all the extra loud Ahh Ahh! screaming, but i like the REAL passionate type porn... no over acting for me. I hate that. But after 17 pages, i dont know if anyone posted this, but I hate when the girl is butt naked, and the dude has on socks sneakers and a hat like hes about to run track... Mr. Marcus... and the dudes that look like they just got outta jail with bullet wounds and 187 and gang set tattoos covering their body... WTF? turn-off!

:rofl3:*dies*...not a hat too!

I hate the guys that have high pitched girly squeals when they reach their peak..very anti sexy

kuma2.net has some good girl on girl stories

 

[barbiesocialite]

I *heart* porn lololol

Im an avid porn-watcher.... I prefer "variety" (so lets keep it at that)... I hate all of the overacting, matter of fact, I hate the acting period, just show me the action! And please, no soft porn, only hardcore... whenever friends come over the first thing they wanna do is watch my porn dvds lmao

 

[ThickHair]

Friends and I watch to get tips on how to uh, blow the whistle. Them chicks know what they are doing.

 

[MsCounsel]

Ya think? I dunno. I'm real persnickety about what I watch. Has to be the right type of actors and the women can't have bad hair, cuts, stab wounds and dings. The men can't talk too much or be ***** either.

I kinda heard that Sista series was the bidness. I dunno but that's would I had heard.

With their white socks on!

 

[OrangeMoon]

Friends and I watch to get tips on how to uh, blow the whistle. Them chicks know what they are doing.

Yeah, I learned a couple of from certain chicks and SH taught me how to get the rhythm in my hand motion going...TMI I going to leave and pray now.

 

[Mrs.Gooch]

Rude.com.....where have you been all my life?!

 

[apemay1969]

Yeah, I learned a couple of from certain chicks and SH taught me how to get the rhythm in my hand motion going...TMI I going to leave and pray now.

 

[apemay1969]

My husband and I were hooked on this guy named Byron - tall dark with dreads who never takes his socks off - because he knows how to please wid he mouf.

We've been slacking lately because one of our teenagers thought that was me in the room making all that noise. We had the laptop too loud. I said it was they Daddy and slunk away.