SoopremeBeing
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I dated a guy like that back in 2010, we dated for about 1.5 years. He made up for his shortcomings, though.
I dated a micropenis for a few months. On our only encounter, he whipped it out and proceeded to hump somewhere near my hip flexor with jackrabbity wild abandon for 2 minutes.
I couldn't hold back the laughter. He got angry and said it would've been better if I weren't so dry. I told him it would've been better had he known where vajayjays ARE on women.
Follow the moisture fool.
Wellll, then he told me he lost his erection, and my eyebrows spoke the volumes my mouth could not.
He promptly put back on his tightie whities and left.
My hip had a strawberry sized bruise for 3 days.
I dated a micropenis for a few months. On our only encounter, he whipped it out and proceeded to hump somewhere near my hip flexor with jackrabbity wild abandon for 2 minutes.
I couldn't hold back the laughter. He got angry and said it would've been better if I weren't so dry. I told him it would've been better had he known where vajayjays ARE on women.
Follow the moisture fool.
Wellll, then he told me he lost his erection, and my eyebrows spoke the volumes my mouth could not.
He promptly put back on his tightie whities and left.
My hip had a strawberry sized bruise for 3 days.
All4Tris You must have loved homeboy. 2 years???I was with a thumb sized guy for almost two years and although I'm perfectly fine with a smaller than avg crayon.... I do need to feel it. With him I didn't feel it and he wasn't very aggressive in that area... It just didn't work for me! It's not all about the size... But, I need something to work with. Face painting is a must, he's gotta know how to work with his shortcomings and as long as the sexual chemistry is there... I'm good!
@ LONG DISTANCE and umn at that time I thought I hated coloring... After we broke up I realized I didnt hate coloring, I just hated coloring with him!
Lissa0821 said:Years ago I tried once because he was so sweet but it looked like a Vienna sausage sitting on a bush. He said, I want to hold you all night. I said I would rather sleep in my own damn bed and walked out. Needless to say, we never spoke again.
LadyChe said:I dated a micropenis for a few months. On our only encounter, he whipped it out and proceeded to hump somewhere near my hip flexor with jackrabbity wild abandon for 2 minutes.
I couldn't hold back the laughter. He got angry and said it would've been better if I weren't so dry. I told him it would've been better had he known where vajayjays ARE on women.
Follow the moisture fool.
Wellll, then he told me he lost his erection, and my eyebrows spoke the volumes my mouth could not.
He promptly put back on his tightie whities and left.
My hip had a strawberry sized bruise for 3 days.