ClassicChic
Well-Known Member
*lighten up my newport one hunnit AND imma pour me some henny..straight, no chasers for dis hea bullshyt*
so ole boy wants u to travel wif him down his hershey highway huh...?~~puff~~
and then he says das where all da men g spots are located huh...?
~~puff n plucks ash....takes a long sip~~
das his story and he's stickin wif it right.....iight...
~~puff n sippin~~
me personally, lemme tell u whata bytch like me would do..... cuz fa real fa real..his story is unda investigation like a mudda....i'd be like iight den...take off ur clothes....and while ur at it..why don'tchu bend ova n grab ya ankles....no lie, i would walk behind him n take a look...and if dat "brown eye" winks atchu, den it's a wrap....
see, i'm havin a hard time tryna understand why he want someone to play all up in his bootyhole....where did he get da experience from....and i got questions too....so what would u use to fluck him? i mean, how does dat work would u use ur fingas? ewww at da thought...a strap on?
~~puff n sip~~
and see, for him to come right out n ask u, he's done dis befo..we just don't know wif who. if u feel comfortable doin it, break his back wide open. hell, make him call out ur name....i guess since you'll be da one fluckin him, he'll be ur bytch. fluck him n feed him beans...(don't give him da beans before tho.....) but afta u do, wash ur hands, log back on, and tell us how it went down. but don't call him no more....
(Clutching pearls)
Your entire post was freaking HILARIOUS!