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Spinoff: Naturals, Would You Relax Your Hair For $1M??

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Would you relax your hair for $1M?

  • Heck yes, it's just hair! Gimme the money!

    Votes: 291 92.4%

  • No, I love my natural hair too much to do that.

    Votes: 13 4.1%

  • Other (explain in thread)

    Votes: 11 3.5%
  • Total voters
    315
  • Poll closed .
For a million dollars.....I WOULD and buy myself a fab lace wig after it broke off. :grin::grin:At least I know how to BC and grow it back.
 
I would say yes initially..but as soon as I smelled the relaxer I think I'd have a change of heart. Then i think I'd feel like I sold my pride or something If i went through with it. I'm going all gung ho for natural hair and encouraging others to do it and stuff. Then as soon as money is involved I go back on my word to never relax again. I'd feel bad afterwards I think. No amount of shiny crap I could buy with the money would make up for the fact that I sold out in a way. I could start over again but I'd still feel like a hypocrite or a traitor...or like for a certain amount of money you can buy me, as it were. I know it's alot of money but money doesn't move me like it does other people. I would shave my head for 1M though. I've always wondered what I would look like with my hair that short, but was too scared to do it when I bc.
 
Oh yes, I sure would!
Then I would big chop and start all over again! :grin:

I just don't know WHY anyone would pay me to relax my hair though... :lachen:
 
Skiggle said:
Wait... where and who is this money coming from?
Seems like Lucifer might be involved :heated::angeldevi
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Nah, just Dark & Lovely. :lol:



I would do the following to my hair for 2 million dollars:
  • Relax it
  • Dye it any & all colors
  • Let Celebrity Seaborn do my hair & be on one of his YT videos
  • Shave it
  • Wear a quick weave made out of kool-aid packets
  • Wear a jeri curl
  • Get a mohawk

Hell, I can't think of much I wouldn't do to my hair for 2 million.
 
Heck yeah!!!!!......I would do it for a 1/4 of that:look: Seriously. If I could get a house and pay for my education and relaxing my hair was the worst that could happen......My family would have no choice but to disown me if I said no to that:lachen:
 
HHHHHHHHyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeeeellllllllll yes!
Where my money at?

Wait....I got a visual....
*burning my tires pulling off in my convertible screaming out*
I'M RICH BYAATCH!
 
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I would make it rain on ALL OF YALL.

Listen here, I work 3 jobs.
I would roll up to 2 of those jobs like Dave Chappelle and kick over a trash can
 
FlowerHair said:
Oh yes, I sure would!
Then I would big chop and start all over again! :grin:

I just don't know WHY anyone would pay me to relax my hair though... :lachen:
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well they say there is a fetish for everything. Be on the lookout for multi millionairs that love themselves the smell of chemicals. :yawn:
 
NO! NO! NO! LOL. I have alopecia around my sides & I plan to keep the rest of my hair.

Lets say my hair started falling out AGAIN from it, I over heal. So paying for hair transplants would be a FAIL :lol:
 
Afrobuttafly said:
I would say yes initially..but as soon as I smelled the relaxer I think I'd have a change of heart. Then i think I'd feel like I sold my pride or something If i went through with it. I'm going all gung ho for natural hair and encouraging others to do it and stuff. Then as soon as money is involved I go back on my word to never relax again. I'd feel bad afterwards I think. No amount of shiny crap I could buy with the money would make up for the fact that I sold out in a way. I could start over again but I'd still feel like a hypocrite or a traitor...or like for a certain amount of money you can buy me, as it were. I know it's alot of money but money doesn't move me like it does other people. I would shave my head for 1M though. I've always wondered what I would look like with my hair that short, but was too scared to do it when I bc.
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i agree.:yep:
 
CrownCola said:
@chebaby
Why not relax if you're down to shave? Sensitive scalp or something? :scratchch:

Sent from my T-Mobile G2
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no lol no sensitive scalp. i would shave because i would still be relaxer/chemical free. but i would never get a relaxer. i just couldnt bring myself to do it.
 
I would def do it. I could pay off school loans and start the business I want to. I don't think I would do it for less than 6 figures. I've invested alot of time and money on my hair over the years.
 
Afrobuttafly said:
I would say yes initially..but as soon as I smelled the relaxer I think I'd have a change of heart. Then i think I'd feel like I sold my pride or something If i went through with it. I'm going all gung ho for natural hair and encouraging others to do it and stuff. Then as soon as money is involved I go back on my word to never relax again. I'd feel bad afterwards I think. No amount of shiny crap I could buy with the money would make up for the fact that I sold out in a way. I could start over again but I'd still feel like a hypocrite or a traitor...or like for a certain amount of money you can buy me, as it were. I know it's alot of money but money doesn't move me like it does other people. I would shave my head for 1M though. I've always wondered what I would look like with my hair that short, but was too scared to do it when I bc.
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I can see this sentiment and respect it, especially if you are encouraging others to go natural. :yep:

However....I am NOT a role model!

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↑ Ok, I realize how deep this runs for some.
I could better relate if the topic was cosmetic surgery or something irreversible.
But I get it now. And with that...
I respect a cat that won't sell out their beliefs to the man for some paper.
Power to the people!
:giggle:

Added: :lol: @ the Bron reference... I feel that.

Sent from my T-Mobile G2
 
chebaby said:
i would most certainly shave my head for money but i would NEVER relax my hair. never.
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Yes, but we're talking about $1,000,000,000.00 here. You can then go and shave your head afterwards if you hate the relaxer sooo much lol. I just can't believe that you're serious unless there's a health issue like allergy to relaxer :look:. I'm trying to wrap my brain around the mind set of those who said no, you're either extremely wealthy or you're kidding... right :look:?
 
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