afrofaithful
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You and me both
Inviting A Guy Over To Color...
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You and me both
Black Ambrosia
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Gotta love emojis. 
Autumn~Tint~Of~Gold
Rocking the Casbah
I can't stay up much longer, I have to wake up early. Otherwise I'd just be waiting like
FlowerHair
Reclaiming my time
Is he coming over or not?
I can't imagine a man NOT coming over after being invited...but you may have to be more blunt than you are used to.
I can't imagine a man NOT coming over after being invited...but you may have to be more blunt than you are used to.
Naveah2050
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OP this ur first time with him or nah? Are you sure he doesn't have a gf? He missing too many Opps and signs to be for real
sharifeh
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jeez ya'll the lhcf taliban- we're just taking notes
Atthatday
Every knee shall bow...
These are just thoughts, from what my friends have told me, I haven't done these things to see if they work or not.
Would asking him to come over to "fix" something work? For example, "...I have a leak that needs to be tightened up..." OR "...my mattress needs to be turned..." OR "...I can't reach my old blankets because I'm too short..."
When he gets there, dress the part: heels, sexy, etc., pull him in and go to work. Afterwards, hand him his clothes and say thanks.
Would asking him to come over to "fix" something work? For example, "...I have a leak that needs to be tightened up..." OR "...my mattress needs to be turned..." OR "...I can't reach my old blankets because I'm too short..."
When he gets there, dress the part: heels, sexy, etc., pull him in and go to work. Afterwards, hand him his clothes and say thanks.
MzLady78
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Lol because come give me some dack doesn't roll off the tongue very nicely
I'm late to the party, but you're texting, not talking, soooo....yeah.
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LoveLiLi
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Lol, this dude is extra slow. I think a general text that gives him any excuse to come to your house should work. I would probably tell him to bring me dinner or to come entertain me because I'm bored. He knows what to do from there.
If this is a case of a man who has pursued you for a while and you kept turning him down then I'd be vulgar for the fun of it. I let my SO beg to come to my house and plead for me to come to his house for months. When I was ready I simply waited for his thirsty a** to ask a general question. He asked me what I wanted to do that night. I told him I wanted to sit on his face. Mission accomplished.
If this is a case of a man who has pursued you for a while and you kept turning him down then I'd be vulgar for the fun of it. I let my SO beg to come to my house and plead for me to come to his house for months. When I was ready I simply waited for his thirsty a** to ask a general question. He asked me what I wanted to do that night. I told him I wanted to sit on his face. Mission accomplished.
Naveah2050
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Atthatday
Every knee shall bow...
I am in TEARS.... ugly crying and everything lol.... what is wrong witchu....
According to my friends, it works EVERYTIME!! It gets the point across.
They have also used the lines, "...my oil needs to be changed" AND "...my pipes are backed up and need to be cleaned."
FemmeFatale
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I text my man "I just showered and laying butt nekkid in bed". We had a gym appt but I was tired.
He said say no more, be there in 30.
He came over in 30 min with liquor and food.
He said say no more, be there in 30.
He came over in 30 min with liquor and food.
afrofaithful
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Not the first, but the second lol. He doesn't have a gf...I hope. I don't think so though we've hung out a bunch and there were no signs.
He did text me first thing this morning though lol. So I'm thinking tonight's a go.
Leesh
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Lol because come give me some dack doesn't roll off the tongue very nicely
Shhhhh gurl, if you said that, he will come give you the best crayon your heart could desire. Chile his peen will be at attention before yall hang up the phone. Boing oing oingggg....
MzLady78
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LoveLiLi
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Affirmative. I said that once and in the middle of the session I was thinking "what have I done?!" He put on the performance of his life.
Leesh
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And the Oscar goes toooooo....
See, all you have to do is feed his naturally x-rated mind and it's ova. You will be needin two or three packs of Newports after the fact...Longsss, extra strength hunny.
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BEAUTYU2U
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BEAUTYU2U
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Did you use the pointing left hand + okay finger emoji combo?
Or is that too forward?
You're trying to get me fired. I just choked laughing in this cubicle.
natural2008
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Lol because come give me some dack doesn't roll off the tongue very nicely
It will roll off nicely just keep saying it to yourself like a mantra until you get comfortable saying it. Keep saying it for a hour and then say it to him so you can get you some
. Life is short. We here today and gone today. Get you some of that penis
. Just text him and say, "you need to feel his penis deep inside your vagina tonight." No need on beating around the bush.
BEAUTYU2U
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I asked a friend to help me hang a mirror once. Now I understand his hesitation. He thought I was trying to throw some 'nani on him.
crlsweetie912
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I just say I have some pipe that needs to be laid.....
Leesh
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I just say I have some pipe that needs to be laid.....
I'm surprised @crlsweetie912, being a prudish virgo like myself...
crlsweetie912
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I'm surprised @crlsweetie912, being a prudish virgo like myself...
I'm not prude in that department. People are usually shocked. I don't have time to be beating around the bush....
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