The guy I'm... seeing... lied to me about his age. I found out through a google search his real age. He says he wants to have a chance to "explain". (like wtf??) I told him fine, I'll check my schedule and see where I can fit him in. We're going to say that I'm mid 20s and he tells me he's 40......... but I find out he's significantly older.........
He has smooth buttery skin so I didn't have a reason to not believe him. Anywho, I'm trying to make our encounter as dramatic as possible so he really gets the point that I don't take nigguhz fukken around with me (so I'm gonna fukk around with him).
We're going to most likely meet at a bar. I'll be getting there early (and leaving early...) to buy myself a drink and a bunch of food-to-go on his tab
Once he gets there I want to kill him with kindness at first and then let him have it (but with a calm disposition). Yea I'm crazy like that (I'll most likely have crazy eyes too
) Two questions. What drink should
I order
for him to let him know what's up
(cue dramatic effect).
Also has anyone ever been in this situation? I'm beyond furious right now I don't know what to do with myself (fortunately for the most part... until now... I've been putting my anger into something productive
)