How Has Not Being A Heaux Benefitted You? And Vice Versa

[HollyGolightly]

Not heauxing has kept me virginally tight.

I recommend yoni eggs for that. They strengthen your muscles and make orgasms stronger too.

 

[barbiesocialite]

I don't get this too late business.

My aunt is a 50-something heaux. Matter of fact all 3 of my uncle's wives have been heauxs--including the current one.

 

[barbiesocialite]

I recommend yoni eggs for that. They strengthen your muscles and make orgasms stronger too.

Thank you very much. I will be purchasing.

 

[thatscuteright]

I don't get this too late business.

My aunt is a 50-something heaux. Matter of fact all 3 of my uncle's wives have been heauxs--including the current one.

What makes them heauxs ?

 

[barbiesocialite]

What makes them heauxs ?

Mmm...let's see:

Wife #1 (Cuzzo mom, my fave Aunt): she just is. I know her well.

Psuedo-wife #3: 4 kids by 3 men. Never married.

Wife #3: first time I met her was my uncle's bff's girlfriend. Year later my uncle married her. She's been married 4 times.

 

[IslandMummy]

If anything (death, divorce) ends my marriage I'm heauxing for the hell of it

Life is short and I will try new markers

Until then

 

[Dreamer48]

I mean there's heauxing and then there's being a resourceful woman. The latter doesn't need yoni eggs.

 

[barbiesocialite]

I mean there's heauxing and then there's being a resourceful woman. The latter doesn't need yoni eggs.

Everyone needs yoni eggs.

 

[SlimPickinz]

Everyone needs yoni eggs.

Order them now.

 

[Dreamer48]

Everyone needs yoni eggs.

Order them now.

Ya'll a mess

 

[thatscuteright]

Mmm...let's see:

Wife #1 (Cuzzo mom, my fave Aunt): she just is. I know her well.

Psuedo-wife #3: 4 kids by 3 men. Never married.

Wife #3: first time I met her was my uncle's bff's girlfriend. Year later my uncle married her. She's been married 4 times.

I say they are well lived.

 

[thatscuteright]

Order them now.

Which ones ? I am seeing many varieties on Amazon

 

[afrofaithful]

Can we have some heaux tips?

I'm horrible at flirty banter.

 

[Layluh]

Can we have some heaux tips?

I'm horrible at flirty banter.

Go work in a strip club. You'll learn quickly

 

[barbiesocialite]

Can we have some heaux tips?

I'm horrible at flirty banter.

Didn't you start that booty call thread????

Where is CaraWalker when we need her.

 

[HollyGolightly]

Which ones ? I am seeing many varieties on Amazon

I got these for less than $20. I was being cheap, because I wasn't sure if they would work.

https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B01G...F8&qid=1483059463&sr=2&pi=AC_SX236_SY340_QL65

I ended up buying these for all my girls as Christmas gifts. Seriously, every woman should have them.

 

[DarkJoy]

I got these for less than $20. I was being cheap, because I wasn't sure if they would work.

https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B01G...F8&qid=1483059463&sr=2&pi=AC_SX236_SY340_QL65

I ended up buying these for all my girls as Christmas gifts. Seriously, every woman should have them.

What kinda friends you got?! I cant imagine how that would go down with mine, "hey girl, I got a little something for your p***y! Merry Christmas!" They'd try to beat me up!

 

[Lucie]

Have to agree. That debacle with d*l*w*s will go down in LHCF history as the ultimate cautionary tale for me.

I don't know what debacle that is but yeah I feel you.

ETA: I just figured it out, LOL!

I met one when my mom volunteered there.

She was fresh. Fly and dope as hell. She had those old men giving her xmas presents.

LOL! I believe it. I was stunned!

Yup & I don't blame them honestly.

Me neither.

LHCF has never been a safe place. It's much safer now than it used to be tho.

You think so? I used to think it was more back then.

 

[Covagirlm]

The std talk is funny because heauxs have safe sex. "Good" girls aren't giving their new boyfriend a bj with a condom. They'll get an std before a heaux does...But ok

 

[barbiesocialite]

I don't know what debacle that is but yeah I feel you.

ETA: I just figured it out, LOL!



LOL! I believe it. I was stunned!



Me neither.



You think so? I used to think it was more back then.

Ive seen some evil things happen to a few of my friends on here.. but all those things were before 2010. The most recent happened to one person maybe in like 2012/13.

 

[Covagirlm]

I don't get this too late business.

My aunt is a 50-something heaux. Matter of fact all 3 of my uncle's wives have been heauxs--including the current one.

Yup. You don't even have to be cute

 

[Lucie]

Ive seen some evil things happen to a few of my friends on here.. but all those things were before 2010. The most recent happened to one person maybe in like 2012/13.

Sorry to read that. : (

Despite that there are really cool women here!

 

[afrofaithful]

Didn't you start that booty call thread????

Where is CaraWalker when we need her.

I did lol. I'm still thirsty and parched.

 

[afrofaithful]

Go work in a strip club. You'll learn quickly

Lol. Everyone keeps telling me this. I have a big booty so they tell me I'll get good tips.

 

[barbiesocialite]

I did lol. I'm still thirsty and parched.

If you don't go out and get your life.

 

[GeorginaSparks]

No idea. I've always been a heaux.

 

[SlimPickinz]

I paid a lot more than Holly did for mine. Even though I got a deal.

 

[Layluh]

No idea. I've always been a heaux.

And if I can reckon right, you won.

 

[barbiesocialite]

I paid a lot more than Holly did for mine. Even though I got a deal.

I'm the cheapest of us all because 18 bucks was too much for me. I just ordered mine for 16.

 

[ItsMeLilLucky]

I need to up my looks game. I can be one of the more "interesting" looking heauxs. I'm already growing a booty