Can You Date A Guy With A Small Package?

The finger test has failed me.

I don't mind a smaller penis. But the guy attached to it kept asking me if I could handle it or if it was too large for me. Those awkward moments answering those questions about a 5 inch penis were the issue.

:laugh: That is the worst! I had an ex with a very small penis. Embarrassingly small. He called himself mandingo and would talk so much crap during sex - "Don't you run from me!" :rolleyes: I'm not, sir. I'm just bored.

And he knew he was small because he had a penis pump - I don't think the average guy has that lying around at home.
 
:laugh: That is the worst! I had an ex with a very small penis. Embarrassingly small. He called himself mandingo and would talk so much crap during sex - "Don't you run from me!" :rolleyes: I'm not, sir. I'm just bored.

And he knew he was small because he had a penis pump - I don't think the average guy has that lying around at home.


Lol no. He didn't need a penis pump, he needed a penis miracle. :giggle:

Lol my ex-guy had no clue. Whatchu buying Magnums for, sir?
 
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