Could You Marry A Guy Who...

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me no...

but all depends on if sex is a big deal to you op
and if you will be satisfied with that type of experience all the time

i have a friend contemplating the same thing , dude has a big crayon but he needs pills..the cialis..and he's early 30's

whats worng with the decks of today ugh lol
 
Lol@ all these money questions......yep...that's the only reason I'd do it. Lol.

I stayed longer in mine because he was so generous financially even when he started being occasionally disrespectful.
 
I remember my first sharpie, I somehow talked my way out of doing anything with him and avoided having to endure the disappointment. :cry3:
 
Up until recently I would have said yes. But now it's probably a no. My last guy was smaller than average. He did a good job at compensating for it by being great at other things. Actually, the sex wasn't bad at all. It was pretty good, but I found myself not really being fulfilled(no pun intended). And I've found that smaller peen doesn't do so well in from the back positions. I have a big butt and it either couldn't reach or wouldn't stay in :look::lol: After a while , I found myself dreaming about bigger peen. And I didn't normally do that. Also, he was a bit self conscious about it. On the one hand he would have these random conversations about it being the perfect size because you could have more sex without being in pain. And in the next breath he would be super excited if I said I was sore.
 
Mine...It's worked for me all these years and still going strong lol.

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After I got a vibe, I couldn't return back to the finger. I can't imagine going from real peen to a finger.
 
Up until recently I would have said yes. But now it's probably a no. My last guy was smaller than average. He did a good job at compensating for it by being great at other things. Actually, the sex wasn't bad at all. It was pretty good, but I found myself not really being fulfilled(no pun intended). And I've found that smaller peen doesn't do so well in from the back positions. I have a big butt and it either couldn't reach or wouldn't stay in :look::lol: After a while , I found myself dreaming about bigger peen. And I didn't normally do that. Also, he was a bit self conscious about it. On the one hand he would have these random conversations about it being the perfect size because you could have more sex without being in pain. And in the next breath he would be super excited if I said I was sore.

This whole post was unintentionally hilarious. Just your description of the situation :rofl:
 
Nope. It's not worth it. He'd have to be wealthy, very generous and agree to an open relationship.

I dated a guy with a small peen and he knew he was lacking in that area. He showed me his penis pump and told me that with daily use he could get up to two more inches in a year. :giggle:

I mean, it was cute and all. It looked like a perfect miniature penis but it took all I had to keep myself from laughing when he was fully erect and it was sitting up on his balls. So embarrassing. Sex game and head game was wack - I would daydream about sex with another man and that's out of character for me.

I also think his tiny peen was the cause of all his anger. I've never met such an angry, bitter person.
 
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That gif tho :lachen:.

Oh I got all kinds of toys :grin:. And I agree. I'm just saying there are times a wife finds herself on the road for work away from DH and left her vibe in the other suitcase.

real peen> toys> my fingers> celibacy >micro peen

LMFAO @ micropeen being worse than celibacy! I guess if you can't have it right, don't want it at all. :rofl:

which one do you have @BEAUTYU2U

Im almost prpud of yo9u for having one :lol: for some reason

LOL. I'm not even sure of the name... Butterfly something? It was cheap like $15.
 
My friend once dated a guy with a micro penis. She said it was the size of a ChapStick tube. Could not feel anything. They broke up after the 2nd time they had sex. He is now a pastor and married.
I have never seen a small penis in person and don't wish to.
Oh Lord! I guess the only way for him to get married was going celibate/religious. Poor wife.
 
:cry3:That's the best bit

Girl. I used to be so mad.

This whole post was unintentionally hilarious. Just your description of the situation :rofl:

Go ahead and laugh at my pain. :lol:

Nope. It's not worth it. He'd have to be wealthy, very generous and agree to an open relationship.

I dated a guy with a small peen and he knew he was lacking in that area. He showed me his penis pump and told me that with daily use he could get up to two more inches in a year. :giggle:

I mean, it was cute and all. It looked like a perfect miniature penis but it took all I had to keep myself from laughing when he was fully erect and it was sitting up on his balls. So embarrassing. Sex game and head game was wack - I would daydream about sex with another man and that's out of character for me.

I also think his tiny peen was the cause of all his anger. I've never met such an angry, bitter person.

I see we have something in common with the bold.

I just remembered that the reason why the sex was still ok was because it curved upward. So, it was able to hit the right spot. But it still wasn't enough.
 
Aint nobody got time for micropeens. Did one dude twice who was no bigger than my thumb who had the nerve to say he didnt like face painting . I unintentionally insulted him second time and was so glad it was over after that.
 
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