I would thank him profusely for the things he did/put me through AND leaving me the hell alone, and freeing me to find the man that I'm supposed to be with.
Men do not understand words, but they take heed to actions. Now, picture it...
He's restrained in a chair, naked. I would pull out a newport one hunnit and light it. Then, I would proceed to pull out a small bottle of gasoline out of my purse and squirt it on his genitals. after around...say 5 puffs off da newport in absolute silence on my end, I would toss my cigarette on his genitals, watch it go into flames and quietly walk away, closing the door behind me.
Most of my exes I'd have nothing to say to. But I think most of us have that ONE. The one who made you sneak around your neighborhood in all black clothes with a backpack containing a brick, a can of tuna w/opener, spray paint and a knife. Purely speculation on my part of course.
Men do not understand words, but they take heed to actions. Now, picture it...
He's restrained in a chair, naked. I would pull out a newport one hunnit and light it. Then, I would proceed to pull out a small bottle of gasoline out of my purse and squirt it on his genitals. after around...say 5 puffs off da newport in absolute silence on my end, I would toss my cigarette on his genitals, watch it go into flames and quietly walk away, closing the door behind me.
Ex number 1 Whenever I told you God takes care of babies and fools I was referring to you. Thankfully I believe it is true and life is working out for you.
This guy was nice and a sucker for a sob story from a female because his mom had 8 baby daddies. So he dreamed of being the perfect guy no matter what.
Ex number 2 You knew I would never marry you, I felt bad for even accepting. I still have love for you though, you are my homey. I will be forever thankful for that summer.
Ex number 3 Truthiness time: when I said I did not have the same feelings for you and could not marry you anymore I was lie telling. I decided to take heed when you said I was to good for you. I still loved you. I made an executive decision & I don't regret it. Afterall you were right, I am better than you.
Ex number 3 Truthiness time: when I said I did not have the same feelings for you and could not marry you anymore I was lie telling. I decided to take heed when you said I was to good for you. I still loved you. I made an executive decision & I don't regret it. Afterall you were right, I am better than you.
Sigh....
what I would say is:
You didn't have to lie. When I asked you point blank you could of been honest, I would of been hurt but I could of respected your decision.
I am confused, not sure what you mean.
The bold I agreed with. He told me I was too good for him a couple of times.
Essentially we broke up because he lied, had he told me the truth I would of been hurt but I could of maybe dealt with the situation.....