MissYocairis
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LaNecia said:Reporting for duty as ordered!
okay, the smiley with a camouflage soldier's helmet is just TOO much!
What is your verdict with MTG
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okay, the smiley with a camouflage soldier's helmet is just TOO much!
AllAboutTheHair
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THE VERDICT:
Name: AllAboutTheHair
Begin Date: 4 weeks ago
Usage: 2 times per week
I have had twice as much grow than I normally have. I am currently wearing braids. It has been one month but the growth at the root resembles two months of growth while in braids. The smell doesn't bother me. When I check a braid randomly for build up, I don't have any build up AND no hair shedding. I am done.
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#1004283...(just joking yall, don't go looking this number up)
Name: AllAboutTheHair
Begin Date: 4 weeks ago
Usage: 2 times per week
I have had twice as much grow than I normally have. I am currently wearing braids. It has been one month but the growth at the root resembles two months of growth while in braids. The smell doesn't bother me. When I check a braid randomly for build up, I don't have any build up AND no hair shedding. I am done.
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#1004283...(just joking yall, don't go looking this number up)
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LaNecia
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****phone ringining....connecting to the Matrix....once inside we meet up w/CBC who's the GateKeeper, she escorts DS-007 inside to see the Oracle....MonaLisa....****"....AllAboutTheHair has reported her findings, we can take her off the hit list."
MonaLisa
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CantBeCopied said:*ROFL* Okay? The MTG DROP SQUAD wearing rubber gloves, carrying a wide-tooth comb, & waiting behind bushes and dark corners with an applicator bottle of MTG ready to STRIKE!All MTG Opponents! Don't forget to CHECK UNDERNEATH YOUR BED tonight before you go to SLEEP! The MTG DROP SQUAD is verrrrry resourceful! BEWARE.....*lol*
Y'all be buggin.....lemme find out...folks is sniffin the MTG..a lil too longgg.....
And this foooooool right here:
****phone ringining....connecting to the Matrix....once inside we meet up w/CBC who's the GateKeeper, she escorts DS-007 inside to see the Oracle....MonaLisa....****"....AllAboutTheHair has reported her findings, we can take her off the hit list."
Y'all need help.....
Dayum...All about the hair was on the list...bet she didn't even know she saved herself from the squad....
AllAboutTheHair
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This is toooo funny ...ROTFL in tears
sprungonhairboards
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CantBeCopied said:*ROFL* Okay? The MTG DROP SQUAD wearing rubber gloves, carrying a wide-tooth comb, & waiting behind bushes and dark corners with an applicator bottle of MTG ready to STRIKE!
Ha ha very funny
Like a TRUE MTG Drop Sqauder would wear GLOVES! :assimilat
tsk, honestly
vickiepickles
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lthomas1 said:
Could you let us know what they are? Just curious!
MissYocairis
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LaNecia said:
"....AllAboutTheHair has reported her findings, we can take her off the hit list."
****MonaLisa :crystalba instructs CBC (the GateKeeper) to conduct a "sniff test" on DS-007's head for confirmation of her conversion to the MTG Matrix. CBC must also do an analysis of all DS-007's before/after pics. The Oracle :crystalba is always cautious to verify information before making ANY changes to the MTG Drop Squad List. LaNecia, the MTG Drop Squadron Application Lieutenant is placed on Standby in case this is a mock conversion and infiltration attempt by the MTG OPPOSITION.....Sssssssnnnniffffffing.....coughs....looks like DS-007 is an AUTHENTIC MTG user Oracle.....(CBC sneezes) ****
MissYocairis
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sprungonhairboards said:
I know right? We'd do it bare handed and wipe the excess MTG on our pimples! *lol* (gross-but it works!)
asummertyme
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how is it used...im too lazy to look thru the saerch...
longhair75
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I used mtg for the first time last night, I mixed it with a little coconut oil, and rosemary oil, i still can smell it, how do you guys mask the smell, i want to continue to use this product but I don't think I can take the smell
MonaLisa
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CantBeCopied said:
Y'all need help! Really and truly!
How in da heyyyalll....did I become the Oracle? LOL...if anybody should be...it should be the Squadron Application Lieutenant...LaNecia!!
*An MTG Infiltrator captures reigning Oracle MonaLisa and throws her into the trunk of a car. Speeds off. To ward off panic and chaos...Squadron Application Lieutenant, LaNecia, is automatically elevated to reigning Oracle status*
MonaLisa
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Bmm said:
BMM...I'm so sorry, you just made me laugh...I could feel your frustration coming through in the post.
I gotta say it again...I can't hold it....I'm not like a MTG Zealot or anything...someone was kind enough to let me find out what the product was like...and I used as instructed...and it was fine to me.
I didn't have any rashes, skin loss, boils, worts, severe hairloss, etc.
The smell, was not overly disturbing to me. I live in New York...I've smelled far worse. Apparently everybody who's using MTG...hasn't had the New York experience. It must smell exceptionally well in every other city and state, with nary a stink patch.
I don't understand either why it almost seems like folks feel that they HAVE to use it...that they HAVE to deal with the smell. You don't. I'm still trying to get confirmation on this...but I don't think Tony Soprano is a member yet forcing applicator bottle of MTG to anyone's head.
If you want to use the product, then deal with everything that goes along with that and keep it movin...or don't use it. What is the problem??
I'm actually between laughing and groaning...and I'm not like a hardcore proponent of MTG usage...so I can only imagine what the hardcore MTG propenents must be feeling right now.
Okay Bmm...your frustration is catching. I was fine before...
MissYocairis
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MonaLisa said:Y'all need help! Really and truly!
How in da heyyyalll....did I become the Oracle? LOL...if anybody should be...it should be the Squadron Application Lieutenant...LaNecia!!
*An MTG Infiltrator captures reigning Oracle MonaLisa and throws her into the trunk of a car. Speeds off. To ward off panic and chaos...Squadron Application Lieutenant, LaNecia, is automatically elevated to reigning Oracle status*
:crystalba :crystalba :crystalba :crystalba You were BORN the Oracle. You can't change that. Unless of course.......LaNecia is "THE ONE"?
MonaLisa
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CantBeCopied said::crystalba :crystalba :crystalba :crystalba You were BORN the Oracle. You can't change that. Unless of course.......LaNecia is "THE ONE"?
Ooooh...CBC!!!! I'm so maaaaaaad! I was drinking my water and almost spit it out on the screen....
I can't take it......
Bmm
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MonaLisa said:BMM...I'm so sorry, you just made me laugh...I could feel your frustration coming through in the post.
I gotta say it again...I can't hold it....I'm not like a MTG Zealot or anything...someone was kind enough to let me find out what the product was like...and I used as instructed...and it was fine to me.
I didn't have any rashes, skin loss, boils, worts, severe hairloss, etc.
The smell, was not overly disturbing to me. I live in New York...I've smelled far worse. Apparently everybody who's using MTG...hasn't had the New York experience. It must smell exceptionally well in every other city and state, with nary a stink patch.
I don't understand either why it almost seems like folks feel that they HAVE to use it...that they HAVE to deal with the smell. You don't. I'm still trying to get confirmation on this...but I don't think Tony Soprano is a member yet forcing applicator bottle of MTG to anyone's head.
If you want to use the product, then deal with everything that goes along with that and keep it movin...or don't use it. What is the problem??
I'm actually between laughing and groaning...and I'm not like a hardcore proponent of MTG usage...so I can only imagine what the hardcore MTG propenents must be feeling right now.
Okay Bmm...your frustration is catching. I was fine before...
Mona, I live in Brooklyn. Therefore, you know I am familiar with the lovely smell of the big apple too. I can't understand all the “who wants to use something that was made for animals" or the "why are you so desperate for hair growth" (just examples)
If you believe that, you are at risk in some way, shape or form...um, how about not using it. Just a thought!
London, I saw your results the other day you posted them...and I was like Dayum...I want some lol. Seriously, though, why can't we just leave it alone?
MonaLisa
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Bmm said:Mona, I live in Brooklyn. Therefore, you know I am familiar with the lovely smell of the big apple too. I can't understand all the “who wants to use something that was made for animals" or the "why are you so desperate for hair growth" (just examples)
If you believe that, you are at risk in some way, shape or form...um, how about not using it. Just a thought!
London, I saw your results the other day you posted them...and I was like Dayum...I want some lol. Seriously, though, why can't we just leave it alone?
Girl...I'm as complexed (shout out to Webby) about it as you are....lol...
and I know that I keep reading this short statement...about how it was originally developed for human use for skin conditions...but THEN...it was adapted for horse usage when it worked for them as well.
What's the problem? If you're an equestrian and have a problem sharing products with your animal...don't use it...lol.
ChocoKitty
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I wanna be a member of the "MTG Drop Squad"... 
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LaNecia
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CantBeCopied said:
***Stepping to the microphone at the podium....Squadron Application Lieutenant LaNecia clears her throat as she prepares to deliver her speech...***
It is with great sadness that I accept the promotion of Stand-In Oracle. Our beloved Oracle, MonaLisa, has been absconded by the infiltrators to parts unknown. I trust that we will have her back with us in no time, before she was kidnapped, as a precaution, we had a 'Mo-Jack' chip surgically implanted under skin... As we speak, we have a Drop Squad Swat Team gaining ground on the kidnappers.
Meanwhile....I declare today National MTG Application Day! From hence forth, we shall ALL apply our MTG twice a week, the days of application shall be Mondays and Thursdays. Those who are not in compliance shall be turned over to the DSTBMT (Drop Squad Thought and Behavioral Modification Team) immediately. If you are running low on your MTG, please contact your local MTG Chapter Rep or GateKeeper CBC for refills. Also, refilling stations have been set up at the entrances to the city for your convenience.
We pray for a speedy and safe return of Oracle MonaLisa!
***With a final glance over the assembly, (she feels a surge of wisdom and understanding....she's beginning to understand) SAL LaNecia, quickly gathers her notes as leaves the podium for a debriefing on Operation Oracle Recovery by Security Chief AllAboutTheHair.***
ChocoKitty
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MonaLisa said:ChocoKitty...since I apparently have some powers
Can't Be Copied will report back to you with your status.
I can't wait!!!
PaperDoll
~the original~
ChocoKitty said:I wanna be a member of the "MTG Drop Squad"...
Me too.
I wanna be like the MTG Drop Squad's very own Professor Griff and the SW1's
or was it S1W's
Who cares... I just wanna be the one in the fatigues doing a military cadence in a circle at the corner of the stage
(wha'cha'll know bout Public Enemy?)
ChocoKitty
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PaperDoll said:Me too.
I wanna be like the MTG Drop Squad's very own Professor Griff and the SW1's
or was it S1W's
Who cares... I just wanna be the one in the fatigues doing a military cadence in a circle at the corner of the stage
(wha'cha'll know bout Public Enemy?)
Marching in formation while collectively singing the "MTG's gonna Grow it out" chorus...
You got it ... what it takes
Go get it... where you want it?
Come get it...get involved
'Cause MTG is in the streets
and able to grow it out
Let's put it on... we are willin'
Let's put it on, let's put it on ... we are willin'
Let's put it on, let's put it on, let's put it on ... we are willin'
Now we are ready if you are ready...
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