MissYocairis
Well-Known Member
ChocoKitty said:I wanna be a member of the "MTG Drop Squad"...
*** CBC quietly steps up behind ChocoKitty and places a burlap hood over her head to transport her to the secret initiation location.*** Choco will be debriefed of all worldly teaching and training with regard to bad haircare, bad hair stylists and, otherwise bad hair practice. She will then have several new programs uploaded onto her personal database that will allow for complete and utter dedication to the best possible care for her hair notwithstanding having the intelligence enough to realize when something is GOOD for her hair goals versus when something will sabotage her hair goals. This software is highly vital to being a Drop Squad member as MTG Opposition seems to believe MTG users are idiots who cannot read an ingredient list, who will fall for any gimmick going, and who have no idea what the chemical composition of human hair is, how chemical services and treatments affect it, and how to replenish it. By the end of Choco's uploads....she'll be a new woman. ***