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sterry
Well-Known Member
Oh my ladies...I almost killed myself
As all of my products fell off of the shelf
6 oils, 12 creams, 9 conditioner and more
As a bottle of Cholestrol knocked me clear to the floor
I got up promptly to regain myself
As 10 moisturizers, 8 hot oils spilled off of the shelf
A bottle of Infusium spilled open .. I slipped
Fell in the cabinet and busted my lip
Im thinking ...these products are coming after me and Im not having it!
There trying to get back at me for leaving them alone in the cabinet.
If they had done there job and made my hair grow
I would have told the world for all to know.
The secret to my healthy hair.
But since you're worthless I really don't care.
All those products lying there on the floor
And the Pink Moisturizer standing there in the door.
Looking at me...the leader of the pack
I moved first this time ... it was about to attack.
I shouted, "Leave me be you Pink Oil Devil"
You started this attack now be on the level.
I should have thrown you away a long time ago
Knotting my hair, drying my fro.
I grabbed that bottle....dumped it out in the sink
Oozzing down slowly.... that worthless pink.
I'll stay with my oils and my Regis Conditioning Balm
I've settle down now... all is calm!
As all of my products fell off of the shelf
6 oils, 12 creams, 9 conditioner and more
As a bottle of Cholestrol knocked me clear to the floor
I got up promptly to regain myself
As 10 moisturizers, 8 hot oils spilled off of the shelf
A bottle of Infusium spilled open .. I slipped
Fell in the cabinet and busted my lip
Im thinking ...these products are coming after me and Im not having it!
There trying to get back at me for leaving them alone in the cabinet.
If they had done there job and made my hair grow
I would have told the world for all to know.
The secret to my healthy hair.
But since you're worthless I really don't care.
All those products lying there on the floor
And the Pink Moisturizer standing there in the door.
Looking at me...the leader of the pack
I moved first this time ... it was about to attack.
I shouted, "Leave me be you Pink Oil Devil"
You started this attack now be on the level.
I should have thrown you away a long time ago
Knotting my hair, drying my fro.
I grabbed that bottle....dumped it out in the sink
Oozzing down slowly.... that worthless pink.
I'll stay with my oils and my Regis Conditioning Balm
I've settle down now... all is calm!
ms_kenesha
New Member
This is so much fun and so entertaining
Isis
New Member
My hair growth is accelerating,
Oh boy!
Sterry's oil scalp massages are working,
What a joy!
Can’t keep my fingers out of my hair
My new growth feels soft and wavy there
I think my hair has become my new toy!
My regime is as simple as can be,
MSM, lots of water and C.
Rosemary, Flaxseed and protein
Jojoba, Grapeseed and Cysteine
Biotin, Iron and B.
Now Leejure says use Vaseline,
Sporting a mane fit for a queen.
Do I take her up on her dare?
And greatly improve my hair care,
Or miss out on this long hair care scene!
Oh boy!
Sterry's oil scalp massages are working,
What a joy!
Can’t keep my fingers out of my hair
My new growth feels soft and wavy there
I think my hair has become my new toy!
My regime is as simple as can be,
MSM, lots of water and C.
Rosemary, Flaxseed and protein
Jojoba, Grapeseed and Cysteine
Biotin, Iron and B.
Now Leejure says use Vaseline,
Sporting a mane fit for a queen.
Do I take her up on her dare?
And greatly improve my hair care,
Or miss out on this long hair care scene!
AJamericanDiva
Well-Known Member
(In a nice island dialect)
As soon as mi born, not a word could be said.
"Look 'pon di pickney, have har granny dry head!
No likkle length, not even a curl?
Doctor are you sure this is my baby girl?"
"Look 'pon my hair how it pretty and long!
Look 'pon har fadda mix wid coolie Indian!
Doctor you sure you know weh yuh duh
tek mi pickney gawn a nursery and do switcheroo!"
Now many years later, here I am.
Me same one giving advice to that woman.
Dem days the poor woman never know betta
Neva dream seh har daughta would have give hair lecture.
Now all I am hearing, "Your hair's getting long!
How do you keep it so healthy and strong?"
"I wash, deep condition and moisturize
Then up, up and away in a protective style!"
So I thank all my friends at LHCF
Can't forget BHCAB,no they can't be left.
Thanks for the tips and for all the love too!
I hope to reach brastrap before next year is through!!!
Walk good!!!
As soon as mi born, not a word could be said.
"Look 'pon di pickney, have har granny dry head!
No likkle length, not even a curl?
Doctor are you sure this is my baby girl?"
"Look 'pon my hair how it pretty and long!
Look 'pon har fadda mix wid coolie Indian!
Doctor you sure you know weh yuh duh
tek mi pickney gawn a nursery and do switcheroo!"
Now many years later, here I am.
Me same one giving advice to that woman.
Dem days the poor woman never know betta
Neva dream seh har daughta would have give hair lecture.
Now all I am hearing, "Your hair's getting long!
How do you keep it so healthy and strong?"
"I wash, deep condition and moisturize
Then up, up and away in a protective style!"
So I thank all my friends at LHCF
Can't forget BHCAB,no they can't be left.
Thanks for the tips and for all the love too!
I hope to reach brastrap before next year is through!!!
Walk good!!!
skegeesmb
New Member
Oh ladies when I came here last year
My hair was barely to my ears
Saw Adriennes hair and said gotta join
I told my fiance at the time
And the first thing he said was "baby your hair looks fine".
So off I ignored him and came to the place
I looked at everyones hair and thought mine was a disgrace
Dang I said, wanting to go cry on my bed
Why can't my length be these long ladies instead?
On a mission I was to grow my hair
Cause I wanted it to reach down to there
I gave away all my products
Gave all my friends hair advice
My fiance spat LHCF is my drug, my vice
Six months later
Ladies are begining to become haters
How did your hair grow?
It's my secret hee hee only me and my LHCF ladies know
Now a year later
My hair is almost to my bra clasp
One day my now husband touched it gasped
"Oh baby your hair is getting long he said at last!"
I owe it all to LHCF
The site that kept my hair from a premature death
And for the new ladies here, there is one thing I do know
Is that if you stick around here, believe me your hair will grow.
My hair was barely to my ears
Saw Adriennes hair and said gotta join
I told my fiance at the time
And the first thing he said was "baby your hair looks fine".
So off I ignored him and came to the place
I looked at everyones hair and thought mine was a disgrace
Dang I said, wanting to go cry on my bed
Why can't my length be these long ladies instead?
On a mission I was to grow my hair
Cause I wanted it to reach down to there
I gave away all my products
Gave all my friends hair advice
My fiance spat LHCF is my drug, my vice
Six months later
Ladies are begining to become haters
How did your hair grow?
It's my secret hee hee only me and my LHCF ladies know
Now a year later
My hair is almost to my bra clasp
One day my now husband touched it gasped
"Oh baby your hair is getting long he said at last!"
I owe it all to LHCF
The site that kept my hair from a premature death
And for the new ladies here, there is one thing I do know
Is that if you stick around here, believe me your hair will grow.
AJamericanDiva
Well-Known Member
"Why, Thank you, Cybra!!!" <blowing off dusty book of rhymes>
Britt
Well-Known Member
[ QUOTE ]
AJamericanDiva said:
(In a nice island dialect)
As soon as mi born, not a word could be said.
"Look 'pon di pickney, have har granny dry head!
No likkle length, not even a curl?
Doctor are you sure this is my baby girl?"
"Look 'pon my hair how it pretty and long!
Look 'pon har fadda mix wid coolie Indian!
Doctor you sure you know weh yuh duh
tek mi pickney gawn a nursery and do switcheroo!"
Now many years later, here I am.
Me same one giving advice to that woman.
Dem days the poor woman never know betta
Neva dream seh har daughta would have give hair lecture.
Now all I am hearing, "Your hair's getting long!
How do you keep it so healthy and strong?"
"I wash, deep condition and moisturize
Then up, up and away in a protective style!"
So I thank all my friends at LHCF
Can't forget BHCAB,no they can't be left.
Thanks for the tips and for all the love too!
I hope to reach brastrap before next year is through!!!
Walk good!!!
[/ QUOTE ]
HAAA u have my dying... I know just how u sound since this is the dialect spoken at home
[ QUOTE ]
Look 'pon har fadda mix wid coolie Indian!
[/ QUOTE ]
this part is too funny b/c Jamaicans ask me this all the time
AJamericanDiva said:
(In a nice island dialect)
As soon as mi born, not a word could be said.
"Look 'pon di pickney, have har granny dry head!
No likkle length, not even a curl?
Doctor are you sure this is my baby girl?"
"Look 'pon my hair how it pretty and long!
Look 'pon har fadda mix wid coolie Indian!
Doctor you sure you know weh yuh duh
tek mi pickney gawn a nursery and do switcheroo!"
Now many years later, here I am.
Me same one giving advice to that woman.
Dem days the poor woman never know betta
Neva dream seh har daughta would have give hair lecture.
Now all I am hearing, "Your hair's getting long!
How do you keep it so healthy and strong?"
"I wash, deep condition and moisturize
Then up, up and away in a protective style!"
So I thank all my friends at LHCF
Can't forget BHCAB,no they can't be left.
Thanks for the tips and for all the love too!
I hope to reach brastrap before next year is through!!!
Walk good!!!
[/ QUOTE ]
HAAA u have my dying... I know just how u sound since this is the dialect spoken at home
[ QUOTE ]
Look 'pon har fadda mix wid coolie Indian!
[/ QUOTE ]
this part is too funny b/c Jamaicans ask me this all the time
DDHair
New Member
Okay all of you guys are good, we need to write a book. A collection of hair poems from the ladies at LHCF.
I graduated in August from Graduate School
But I am still trying to correct my thesis
But everytime I get on my PC
The thought from me suddenly releases
I can't seem to concentrate on doing the work I intend
Because I am caught up in seeing what's going on
With my sweet little long haired friends
I can't believe that 5 months ago I laughed at a girl
For being obsessed
But shortly after I became a member I became possessed
I don't remember being this caught up since chat rooms came into existence
And now that I have found this place it's hard to practice resistance
I used to look at work and now I look in the afternoon or even 3 am
Just to see what's on the main index or if somebody sent me a pm
The friend I used to laugh at, well now we laugh at me
I am an addict now, it's unbelievable to see
But hopefully all of this will pay off in the end
Here goes another rhyme, I'll press continue to send
I graduated in August from Graduate School
But I am still trying to correct my thesis
But everytime I get on my PC
The thought from me suddenly releases
I can't seem to concentrate on doing the work I intend
Because I am caught up in seeing what's going on
With my sweet little long haired friends
I can't believe that 5 months ago I laughed at a girl
For being obsessed
But shortly after I became a member I became possessed
I don't remember being this caught up since chat rooms came into existence
And now that I have found this place it's hard to practice resistance
I used to look at work and now I look in the afternoon or even 3 am
Just to see what's on the main index or if somebody sent me a pm
The friend I used to laugh at, well now we laugh at me
I am an addict now, it's unbelievable to see
But hopefully all of this will pay off in the end
Here goes another rhyme, I'll press continue to send
Leshia
New Member
so many conditioners,
yet not a drop to spare,
why don't you grow faster,
you STUPID hair?!
You think that a bit beyond shoulders is enough?
i will NOT believe my products are wasted stuff!
*COURAGEOUS LOOK* I will be brave and continue to condition,
but won't you please, please, please, PLEASE listen?
I need you to grow to my bra strap (*whispers* and more),
then, finally,
I can abandon
the BEAUTY SUPPLY STORE...*dramatic look*
yet not a drop to spare,
why don't you grow faster,
you STUPID hair?!
You think that a bit beyond shoulders is enough?
i will NOT believe my products are wasted stuff!
*COURAGEOUS LOOK* I will be brave and continue to condition,
but won't you please, please, please, PLEASE listen?
I need you to grow to my bra strap (*whispers* and more),
then, finally,
I can abandon
the BEAUTY SUPPLY STORE...*dramatic look*
shinyblackhair
Well-Known Member
This hair on my head
I love it, you know
I do EVERYTHING to get it to grow;
Hot oil treatments, shampoo and condition;
Leave In and oils, I won't be missin'
c a r e f u l l y, I detangle my tresses
to avoid breakage and unecessary messes
Put it up in a bun
I know, it's not fun
But, the length it helps me to retain
So my dreams of long hair can be quickly attained
I always use a satin scrunchy
Don't want my hair broken, dry and crunchy!
Tie it at night with a satin doo rag
Man! This hair thing I got it in tha bag!
My hair- it's growing!!!
Hip, hip hooray!!!
Bra-strap length is not far away
I love it, you know
I do EVERYTHING to get it to grow;
Hot oil treatments, shampoo and condition;
Leave In and oils, I won't be missin'
c a r e f u l l y, I detangle my tresses
to avoid breakage and unecessary messes
Put it up in a bun
I know, it's not fun
But, the length it helps me to retain
So my dreams of long hair can be quickly attained
I always use a satin scrunchy
Don't want my hair broken, dry and crunchy!
Tie it at night with a satin doo rag
Man! This hair thing I got it in tha bag!
My hair- it's growing!!!
Hip, hip hooray!!!
Bra-strap length is not far away
A_Christian
New Member
Since I was little I've been obsessed with hair
The thought of not having long hair was too much to bear
I constantly did the hair of the doll called a cabbage patch
From those days forward to long hair I was attached
I would dance in the mirror with pajamas or towels on my head
From there my quest for long hair led
As a teen I rushed to get all the hair magazines and books
I became obsessed with hair, yeah I was hooked
I learned about tying hair up at night and oil sheen
Little did I know that there was way more information to glean
Advice to gather from LHCF that is
When I discovered it last July I thought about years of haircare info I'd missed
Protein conditioners, Moisturizing treatments, trying new creams
Everday I'd log on and my eyes would beam
Now I'm a yound adult with a hair obsession to a fault
But after discovering LHCF it looks like I'm in it for the long haul
This is so fun, I really enjoyed reading you all's poems.
The thought of not having long hair was too much to bear
I constantly did the hair of the doll called a cabbage patch
From those days forward to long hair I was attached
I would dance in the mirror with pajamas or towels on my head
From there my quest for long hair led
As a teen I rushed to get all the hair magazines and books
I became obsessed with hair, yeah I was hooked
I learned about tying hair up at night and oil sheen
Little did I know that there was way more information to glean
Advice to gather from LHCF that is
When I discovered it last July I thought about years of haircare info I'd missed
Protein conditioners, Moisturizing treatments, trying new creams
Everday I'd log on and my eyes would beam
Now I'm a yound adult with a hair obsession to a fault
But after discovering LHCF it looks like I'm in it for the long haul
This is so fun, I really enjoyed reading you all's poems.
MoezThunder
New Member
Grow hair long you say?
With such a goal how could I go wrong?
Got products in the car, orders coming by internet and phone.
I know for sure I'ma grow my hair long.
Massaging and greasing
Washing and BUN-ning
Hell, soon I know my hair will be stunning!
I swear I'ma make all those jealous [** potty mouth **] turn around running.
Ain't gone be no short hair...no short hair indeed
My hair gone hurry up and grow
'Cuz I wanna be in the long hair lead.
With such a goal how could I go wrong?
Got products in the car, orders coming by internet and phone.
I know for sure I'ma grow my hair long.
Massaging and greasing
Washing and BUN-ning
Hell, soon I know my hair will be stunning!
I swear I'ma make all those jealous [** potty mouth **] turn around running.
Ain't gone be no short hair...no short hair indeed
My hair gone hurry up and grow
'Cuz I wanna be in the long hair lead.
sillygurl18
New Member
bump
pinkpanda_99
New Member
Jumping right on in... (1999 AND A OLDTYMER IN DA' HIZHOUSE!)
365 day challenge,
Hmmm, what is this all about?
Who started this club in '99,
who shouted it out?
A young lady named Nikki
who was proud of her mane.
She led the troups,
and we played the game.
We were a family of strong women,
a group so bold.
Then THEY came,
the haters, the losers, the trolls!
And as time went by
THEY ultimately won.
We passed the torch,
packed up and moved on.
And as a result,
other strong groups arose.
Hello to all my girls from
BHSGO!
Another strong family,
with leaders we all know.
They were not having it,
AND DELETED ALL TROLLS!!!!
We chatted, we sang,
we did all the right stuff!
We shared hair stories, baby stories,
weddings, and learned about "WTF"? (ROFLMAO!!!)
Today they still stand,
forging full steam ahead.
I'm going to get it from Adrienne,
because I've haven't posted any threads.
But I'm always around,
lurking here and there.
Reading about the latest crazes,
tears and triumphs of growing long hair.
And thanks to Ms. Bev,
a champion in her own right.
A mighty club is flourishing
girl ya know it's tight!!!!
And through it all,
I've learned soooo much.
How to care for my hair,
with the right kind of touch!
Waving to all of my friends,
ya'll know who you are.
Old and new from A-Z,
near and afar!
Ladies stand up, take a bow, and if we part,
I'm better for knowing each and everyone of you,
I have footprints on my heart!!!!
But without the one that stays true to his call
I thank the Lord almighty for he started it all!
I LOVE YOUSE MAN!!!!
I'm out -- Pink
365 day challenge,
Hmmm, what is this all about?
Who started this club in '99,
who shouted it out?
A young lady named Nikki
who was proud of her mane.
She led the troups,
and we played the game.
We were a family of strong women,
a group so bold.
Then THEY came,
the haters, the losers, the trolls!
And as time went by
THEY ultimately won.
We passed the torch,
packed up and moved on.
And as a result,
other strong groups arose.
Hello to all my girls from
BHSGO!
Another strong family,
with leaders we all know.
They were not having it,
AND DELETED ALL TROLLS!!!!
We chatted, we sang,
we did all the right stuff!
We shared hair stories, baby stories,
weddings, and learned about "WTF"? (ROFLMAO!!!)
Today they still stand,
forging full steam ahead.
I'm going to get it from Adrienne,
because I've haven't posted any threads.
But I'm always around,
lurking here and there.
Reading about the latest crazes,
tears and triumphs of growing long hair.
And thanks to Ms. Bev,
a champion in her own right.
A mighty club is flourishing
girl ya know it's tight!!!!
And through it all,
I've learned soooo much.
How to care for my hair,
with the right kind of touch!
Waving to all of my friends,
ya'll know who you are.
Old and new from A-Z,
near and afar!
Ladies stand up, take a bow, and if we part,
I'm better for knowing each and everyone of you,
I have footprints on my heart!!!!
But without the one that stays true to his call
I thank the Lord almighty for he started it all!
I LOVE YOUSE MAN!!!!
I'm out -- Pink
prettyblac
New Member
Oh! That was cute! I love this thread! you'll are too funny.
Ladies don't fall on the floor but I'm going to try my hand.
Well I came to this site not knowing what to expect
I kept the faith because long hair I knew I would get
It was a party from the start the ladies were fun and all
Then we got down to business and off to the mall
We bought product after product oils, lotions, and creams
I had no money in my pocket and it wasn't a dream
I was a kitchen cook a ghetto chemist in demand, I'd say
I got so many post's, pm's, clicks, chats, every day
I shared the knowledge, I knew I was on to somethin'
because my hair was really bumpin'
CHANGE UP!! IT'S THE REMIX!!!TRACK STARS!!
CAN I GET A WHAT! WHAT! TO ALL OF MY LADIES! U KNOW WHAT'S UP!UP! WE GOT THE HAIR THAT'S BANGIN' AND WE DON'T GIVE A WHAT!WHAT! TO ALL OF THE HATER'S THAT'S HATIN JUST BACK UP CAUSE WE DON'T LOVE THEM! LHCF CAN I GET A WHAT! WHAT!
****Cabbage Patch and Running Man****
Ladies don't fall on the floor but I'm going to try my hand.
Well I came to this site not knowing what to expect
I kept the faith because long hair I knew I would get
It was a party from the start the ladies were fun and all
Then we got down to business and off to the mall
We bought product after product oils, lotions, and creams
I had no money in my pocket and it wasn't a dream
I was a kitchen cook a ghetto chemist in demand, I'd say
I got so many post's, pm's, clicks, chats, every day
I shared the knowledge, I knew I was on to somethin'
because my hair was really bumpin'
CHANGE UP!! IT'S THE REMIX!!!TRACK STARS!!
CAN I GET A WHAT! WHAT! TO ALL OF MY LADIES! U KNOW WHAT'S UP!UP! WE GOT THE HAIR THAT'S BANGIN' AND WE DON'T GIVE A WHAT!WHAT! TO ALL OF THE HATER'S THAT'S HATIN JUST BACK UP CAUSE WE DON'T LOVE THEM! LHCF CAN I GET A WHAT! WHAT!
****Cabbage Patch and Running Man****
alibi
hair bored
Ahhemmm...
The New Revised "Night Before Christmas" with illustrations
‘Twas the night before Christmas
and all through the house
all my family was sleeping
but I had my mouse
held firmly in hand
moving quickly about
to see what products were in
and which ones were out
I wanted to know
who was drinking their water
who was loving their LUST
and their Carol's Daughter
I read on and on
of new PJ confessions
of transitioning tales
and conditioning sessions
And I couldn't resist
Though the hour was late
So I checked the OT board
To hear about Honeyrockette’s latest date
I should have stopped there
But Miss J said “Please Read!”
“MJ’s helped many children
And families in need!”
So I read a little more
I mean what can I say?
It’s hard to resist
When we have so much to say!
A newbie no more
with over 200 posts
I'm now officially hooked
**sigh** it happens to most!
I can’t get enough--
My brother says its shear boredom,
But it’s not --
I’m just addicted to Long Hair Care Forum!
I swear I've gotten pathetic!
Anyway, Merry Christmas ladies!
The New Revised "Night Before Christmas" with illustrations
‘Twas the night before Christmas
and all through the house
all my family was sleeping
but I had my mouse
held firmly in hand
moving quickly about
to see what products were in
and which ones were out
I wanted to know
who was drinking their water
who was loving their LUST
and their Carol's Daughter
I read on and on
of new PJ confessions
of transitioning tales
and conditioning sessions
And I couldn't resist
Though the hour was late
So I checked the OT board
To hear about Honeyrockette’s latest date
I should have stopped there
But Miss J said “Please Read!”
“MJ’s helped many children
And families in need!”
So I read a little more
I mean what can I say?
It’s hard to resist
When we have so much to say!
A newbie no more
with over 200 posts
I'm now officially hooked
**sigh** it happens to most!
I can’t get enough--
My brother says its shear boredom,
But it’s not --
I’m just addicted to Long Hair Care Forum!
I swear I've gotten pathetic!
prettyblac
New Member
WOW! That was great!we need to call the SOURCE!
shinyblackhair
Well-Known Member
anyanapooh that was awesome!
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