Rhyme time hair fun?

[sterry]

What are you ladies trying to achieve?
Long, strong hair that is not a weave!
Give us a rhyme to let us know
How you make your healthy hair grow!
Oils, cremes or coconut milk
Make your hair feel and look like silk?
Tell us your secret that help others who lack
Long, healthy hair that falls down to their back.
Relaxed, all naturals, braiders and presses
What is your secret to envious tresses?
Vitamins, sprays, lotions and gels
brews, massages, products that sell.
Let us hear your rhyme time fun.
I stay here until at least one post is done!

 

[inthepink]

Why is my hair breaking?
I haven't been straightening!?

Ok, this is supposed to be fun...How about this:

I want my hair to grow to my butt
Only then will I consider a cut

 

[sterry]

You ladies post to fast!

 

[inthepink]

Sorry

 

[HotCoCoGurl130]

lol, i dont know where to begin

 

[sterry]

Hey Hairlove,

When I say you ladies post too fast it was because I had just submitted this post and then checked and it was already the least post on the first page.

 

[sterry]

Now I know there's someone who would like to spill
All of their talent in hair growing skills.
If this was about a Product called like Surge
All of you ladies would be willing plurge!

Tell us how you make your hair grow and grow
Just push on the keys and let the rhyme Flow!

I better stop before I think Im good.

 

[cybra]

<<<The room is dark, a soft spotlight beams on Cybra as she slowly begins....>>>

Currently my hair is in beads and cornrows,
how long it will get, only God knows.
I massage and use vitamins to keep it right,
I put on a silk cap before bed each night.
And when I pray, I feel so disloyal,
I'm usually beggin and plead'n for more olive or Flax oil.
And when in church, I sit on the pew,
Ieaving for the bathroom when the offering comes due.
I had plenty of money the night before
But my entire pay was spent at the "Sally's" store.
I was running from isle to isle, like a monkey
Grabbing Serums & LUST, a real product junkie.
Will it ever stop? Will this grow old?
No, cause once a pj your buying's of control!

<<<A silence...and Cybra slowly walks from the mike with a wild look in her eyes and a pack of Aphogee in her hand...the room grows dark again.>>>>

 

[soulchild]

Cybra, that was too much.

I was feeling the atmosphere and everything.

 

[cybra]

LOL...instead of being a shrink, I might need to see one

 

[sterry]

Cyba I have to admit that rhyme was tight.
As a product junkie.... things will be all right.
Stay away from the stores, just don't go there honey.
Cause all they do is take your monney.
All those products promising hair to grow
A year later nothing to show
But a cabinet full of products piled high on the shelf
Makes me just want to smack myself!

 

[cybra]

You're too late
as of this date
to be a product junkie is my fate.

 

[Isis]

When I joined the hair boards last summer,
I put my hair up in a bun.
Not sure if this style would be a bummer,
I realized it was kind of fun!

You see, the key for me is no heat,
Just wash, condition and moisturize.
Make a few ponytails nice and neat,
Then roller set until it air-dries.

Now my hair is abundantly growing,
Healthier, shiny and stronger.
In no time my hair will be flowing,
Down my back, bra-strap or longer.

 

[mortensgirl]

this girl is just trying to get some good hair on her head
its 4 in the morning i'm going to bed!!!

can you imagine??up till 4......on this site........

 

[pebbles]

LOL!!

You ladies are good!

 

[Nessa]

Dang, yall are good with this.

 

[sterry]

So much stuff that promises hair to the floor
Didn't learn from the other stuff I purchased before
I seemed to purchase something new everday
Then I decided that I can't go on spending this way
Can't close my cabinets, my cupboard or shelfs
So many things .....this is bad for my health.
So I've gone cold turkey and don't buy anymore
To Hell with the Sally's and other Beauty Supply Stores.
I'll take all my conditioner, my oils, my sprays
Combine them all up and use them that way.
Until none is left except for my scalp massage oils.
I am firm, I am strong.........yet Im having withdrawals.

 

[cybra]

LOL

I wouldn't be having withdrawals, I'd be dying slowly...

 

[cybra]

A friend called asking, "Can you come out and play?"
I said, "NO GIRL, this is 'conditioning' day!"
She gave me an hour and then called back to see
if the conditioning was done, and was I free.
I had stripped it all off, and just about then
I was right in the middle of putting it all back in.
She couldn't believe her ears, and I heard her sigh,
"you do this mess every week, and I don't know why."
I ignore her statements, and continued on my way
packing needed products to keep it moist that day.
Well later on that evening, while in the mall just hang'n
She saw me in a store and said, "Girrrrrl yo' hair is bang'n!"
She asked me how I did it, and what products I had left
I said, "Chile, all you want to know is on L - H - C - F!"

 

[DDHair]

Cybra, you are too funny and Sterry you are a trip for even posting this. And I am a fool for responding

Since writing poetry is no problem for me
And rapping for fun is a goal ultimately
I decided to participate
Because throughout this hair thing I've accumulated hate
Maybe not hate as much as it is doubt
Trying to make me feel as though LHCF is not worth the clout
But I still stick in there like glued in weave
Hoping that long hair I can one day achieve

I usually wash at least once a week
Conditioning for days gives my hair a sweet treat
Transitioning slowly drives me up the wall
But I'd rather transition because I won't look good bald
I don't apply heat, well at least that is rare
It's not really a choice it's just laziness in dealing with tangled up hair
Right now I am sporting braids I prefer them when cool
Because hell it's 70 here in H-town now,
In the summer that hair would feel and look like wool

I am a Surge fein and a PJ to a limit
I am on the protein thing too and I like the results I'm gettin'
Because the protein is not only helping my hair, but putting some meat on my bones
In a minute I will have a body like Beyonce but I won't have those musical tones
So to end this rap or poem or lyrical interlude
I want to repeat a verse that will help with our attitude
Patience is a virtue and something we must maintain
In order to get the hair we are trying and dying to retain
PEACE OUT!

 

[ms_kenesha]

Some say that I have a hair obsession
And to my LHCF fam I make this confession
I research more about hair than any school work
I've always been an outspoken member and never lurk
My fiance says he thinks I'm already married to the board
Sometimes I feel he might cut the internet cord
He says how do I know all about hair but can't even drive
I won't get my license until I'm seventy-five
All I know is that when my hair's down my back
Nobody will be talking all this smack

 

[Allandra]

These are quite cute.

 

[candycane]

I am really enjoying all of your creativity

Candycane

 

[Chichi]

I like my hair right now but
I'd like for it to reach my butt

.

Does that count?

Chichi

 

[miss_brown]

[ QUOTE ]
Chichi said:
I like my hair right now but
I'd like for it to reach my butt

.

Does that count?

Chichi

[/ QUOTE ]

You ladies are hilarious!

 

[cybra]

DDHair, you and ms _K both did a nice job! I keep coming back to see who else may have posted something...it's really fun reading them.

 

[greenidlady1]

Here's mine

Mirror, mirror on the wall
Please don’t let another hair fall

I’ve misted, oiled and sprayed
So can you help my poor little strands to stay?

I’ve been so very faithful
Plus I conditioner wash every time I’m able!
Wait, wait whatever do I see?
Are my eyes deceiving me?

Why as I pat the back of my kitchen,
It seems like to my dreams you’ve been listenin
New growth and these silky ends
Must mean that LUST and the baggie treatment are my friends!

Mirror, mirror on the wall- I know you don’t lie
And my eyes are 20/20- Yes, my hair is FLY!

Take care,
G

 

[Nessa]

Wow yall are good poets, Ima try

I have really short hair,
It is very easy to break and tear.
But If I take care,
things my have an effect on the hair.
Braids, look very good on me,
I got cornrows right now, do you see?
It's me,
With my big forehead,
with hairs on top of my head dead.



You can really see I am so bad.

 

[ngaa]

joined the fam to grow me a mane
but a vast amount of knowledge is what i did gain
& sometimes my vits i 4get to take
and then start worryin that my hair will break

 

[InsertCleverNameHere]

Ode #123
Long hair will be my claim to fame
My mane will hang from Cali to Maine
And when I swing it long and strong
It will knock a few folks out, head on
And while they're swearing at lil ole me
I'll swing some more for others to see

Ode #456
Approach me with gifts, approach me with jewels
But please never come with scissors
The shine from diamonds lights my soul
But the shine from a blade sends quivers

If it must be trimmed then do so with caution
But please never hack at my head
If I come with brastrap and leave with a Halle
Then trust me, you'll soon be dead!

Ode #789
I bought it all
I bought it all
Biotin, phonytails, and a couple of falls

I bought it all
I bought it all
I stopped at Trade Secret last night at the mall

And now I'm broke
And now I'm broke
Now I don't have enough to buy even a Coke

And now I'm broke
And now I'm broke
When hubby saw the bill, he almost choked!