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I meet this guy about 3 weeks ago.

We met out at the Grocery Store.. Same Aisle, he was looking for something I was in the way... I smiled said excuse me..

He said you have a very pretty smile. I said I know that's what everyone says, you guys need to move on to pick up like 10.. He laughed, I said just kidding.. So we both laughed.. Anyway, he was cute so, I like laughter.. So, I made a joke anyway.. We talked for awhile exchanged numbers.

We have talked maybe 3 or 4 times since then.. Nothing more then 5 or 10 minutes. General pleasantries and we have to make it a point to go out.. With it being the Holiday season, we are both a little busy and he is working a little overtime since they are busy..

So, the last time we talked was approximately 5 days ago or so..

Tonight he text me a picture of his Pikachu, no really a picture of his erect pikachu.. Now what in the hell what have possessed him to send that to me. Maybe it was a mistake or maybe he was hinting.. I am not sure but are conversations have went no where near there ever..

I mean damn, I am already on a sabbatical... So men are the furthest thing from my mind. So, I am not disappointed.. Like dang that is good one who got away.. But I am disappointed in general.. I mean is only about sex.. I think I am growing up in the wrong era.. I mean what happened to courting, etc.. It is just sex sex.. Maybe I need to move to the country... J/k I do not where I need to move but this isn't going to work..

LOL.. Anyway, I found it funny so I thought I would share..
 
andrea said:
Tonight he text me a picture of his Pikachu, no really a picture of his erect pikachu.. Now what in the hell what have possessed him to send that to me.
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OH MY :blush: you made me spit out my tea LOL. :grin: the thread started off so cute and then BAM ! pikachu :lachen:

i'm dying to know- what aisle did you meet him in? they say you can tell a lot about a man from what aisle he shops in.

did you respond? if so, how?
 
Girl, my dumb butt was like pikachu? Ain't that a small dog? Then when I read erect, I'm like no he didn't.

I guess he must have had you on his mind and wanted him to be on yours....mind I mean.

So did you call him back....I'm just saying.
 
Sorry, Andrea...he was a fisherman who probably snagged a few in that way before. Men can wear such masks and be so stupid at times.
 
He is 32... I mean I can understand if we have had sexual conversations or something like that. Or even sex.. But we haven't talked about nothing close to that..
 
andrea said:
He is 32... I mean I can understand if we have had sexual conversations or something like that. Or even sex.. But we haven't talked about nothing close to that..
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maybe he noticed how you picked your cucumbers. i dunno....


just kidding
 
My reply was " You can't be really serious" No response so far..Maybe he made a mistake... I mean it caught me completely of guard... I can't see how long it is.. But it appears to have a decent girth..
 
LOL I thought Pikachu was a small dog too! I had to re-read it a couple times! :lachen::lachen:

A local "celeb" used to send me pics of his penis ALL the time. And at the most inappropriate times, like when I was at work. He even sent video clips but luckily my phone wouldn't play them, lol. I used to share the pics with my co-workers and when I told him I showed them, he seemed to get off on it!!! Freeeeeak! LOL. But my goodness, it sure looked big! :lick:
 
ElizaBlue said:
Girl, my dumb butt was like pikachu? Ain't that a small dog? Then when I read erect, I'm like no he didn't.

I guess he must have had you on his mind and wanted him to be on yours....mind I mean.

So did you call him back....I'm just saying.
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Naa.. It is from Pokemon, the kids movie... Get it, Poke. me. mon.. I know I am corny.. I just think the name Pikachu fits.. In the first Pokemon movie. Pikachu dies or passes out or something.. And Pokemon stands there or one of the character stands there screaming Pikachu get up, Pikache get up..

So, It fit.. I like Pikachu up and at full attention..

OT: Pretty Hair Lady
 
andrea said:
My reply was " You can't be really serious" No response so far..Maybe he made a mistake... I mean it caught me completely of guard... I can't see how long it is.. But it appears to have a decent girth..
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Hmm...sounds like you may need to see a pic from another angle...

:lachen::lachen:
 
andrea said:
My reply was " You can't be really serious" No response so far..Maybe he made a mistake... I mean it caught me completely of guard... I can't see how long it is.. But it appears to have a decent girth..
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:rolleyes::rolleyes:You have answered my question "decent girth" and it couldn't all fit in the screen.:lachen::lachen::lachen:

Good night!!

Naw, I'm only kidding...You have to laugh at these things to keep from crying.

And please know that was not a mistake, he wanted to you to see what he was working with and see if you would be with down for the phone sex, booty call or anything.

As Jay says "you might pay for school but you can't buy Class"
 
andrea said:
Naa.. It is from Pokemon, the kids movie... Get it, Poke. me. mon.. I know I am corny.. I just think the name Pikachu fits.. In the first Pokemon movie. Pikachu dies or passes out or something.. And Pokemon stands there or one of the character stands there screaming Pikachu get up, Pikache get up..

So, It fit.. I like Pikachu up and at full attention..

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA:lachen::lachen::lachen::lachen:
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Hot Chocolate-LB said:
:rolleyes::rolleyes:You have answered my question "decent girth" and it couldn't all fit in the screen.:lachen::lachen::lachen:

Good night!!

Naw, I'm only kidding...You have to laugh at these things to keep from crying.

And please know that was not a mistake, he wanted to you to see what he was working with and see if you would be with down for the phone sex, booty call or anything.

As Jay says "you might pay for school but you can't buy Class"
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Yeah I figured he threw it out there to see what my response was...

It looked smooth and he is milk chocolately so it was milk chocolately also..
 
andrea said:
Yeah I figured he threw it out there to see what my response was...

It looked smooth and he is milk chocolately so it was milk chocolately also..
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Okay Drea...step away from the light. You reminiscing a bit much. You gone call him ain't you....?

I once had a guy send me a video of the volcano erupting. Damn shame my man at the time was looking when I opened the message. He was like you report that **** to the cops right now. Then I had to call old boy and let him blow up his phone. It was a mess. Especially since I had sent him some eye candy like 8 months before. So he was like ask your woman what she sent me.

Baby I don't hardly know what this fool is talking about...that was all I could come up with. Deep down inside I was terrified he would resend a pic I had sent to him way back when.
 
ElizaBlue said:
I once had a guy send me a video of the volcano erupting. Damn shame my man at the time was looking when I opened the message. He was like you report that **** to the cops right now. Then I had to call old boy and let him blow up his phone. It was a mess. Especially since I had sent him some eye candy like 8 months before. So he was like ask your woman what she sent me.

Baby I don't hardly know what this fool is talking about...that was all I could come up with. Deep down inside I was terrified he would resend a pic I had sent to him way back when.
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omg :lachen::lachen: did your man ever find out?
 
ElizaBlue said:
Okay Drea...step away from the light. You reminiscing a bit much. You gone call him ain't you....?

I once had a guy send me a video of the volcano erupting. Damn shame my man at the time was looking when I opened the message. He was like you report that **** to the cops right now. Then I had to call old boy and let him blow up his phone. It was a mess. Especially since I had sent him some eye candy like 8 months before. So he was like ask your woman what she sent me.

Baby I don't hardly know what this fool is talking about...that was all I could come up with. Deep down inside I was terrified he would resend a pic I had sent to him way back when.
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:nono::nono:It wasn't me.... Out of control. Girl... I keep telling folks not to leave any evidence...:ohwell::ohwell:
 
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