I am not even sure what to title this..

[andrea]

Okay Drea...step away from the light. You reminiscing a bit much. You gone call him ain't you....?

I once had a guy send me a video of the volcano erupting. Damn shame my man at the time was looking when I opened the message. He was like you report that **** to the cops right now. Then I had to call old boy and let him blow up his phone. It was a mess. Especially since I had sent him some eye candy like 8 months before. So he was like ask your woman what she sent me.

Baby I don't hardly know what this fool is talking about...that was all I could come up with. Deep down inside I was terrified he would resend a pic I had sent to him way back when.

Naa.. I am not going to call him.. I mean I just doing me for a bit.. You know I was in love... Anyway.. Volcano Erupting.. That is to much..

 

[andrea]

It wasn't me.... Out of control. Girl... I keep telling folks not to leave any evidence...

RIght.. I send photos and I am like delete it now.. For real though, it took me forever to send a little bit of me over the phone and I still can't get the angle right..

I have only sent them to my ex while we were together.. It took be forever to do that..

 

[PretteePlease]

i can't comment until i see his evidence

 

[andrea]

i can't comment until i see his evidence

Girl, I deleted it... I did want one last look.. I mean I looked twice cause I had to look at the name and make sure it was who I thought it was...Then I deleted it..

 

[SelahOco]

Tonight he text me a picture of his Pikachu, no really a picture of his erect pikachu.. Now what in the hell what have possessed him to send that to me. Maybe it was a mistake or maybe he was hinting.. I am not sure but are conversations have went no where near there ever.

That's some kinda hint! If that's a hint...I bet his "straight forward" is something else...


He wanna do more than peek-at-chuuuu

 

[ElizaBlue]

omg did your man ever find out?

Nah but I turned my phone off for a couple of days...missing all kinds of important calls.

 

[MissMeWithThatIsh]

Some people cannot send that to me. I am quick to share, like, "Look what this momofuku sent me last night?!" and laughing all the way to the bank with it.

On another note, I think he was testing you, to see how you would react, either with "Ooohs and aahs" and "please come do mes" or.... a straight cuss out.

I'da played it cool like you, "Uhm what is this? LOL!" and kept it moving.

 

[ElizaBlue]

It wasn't me.... Out of control. Girl... I keep telling folks not to leave any evidence...

I know right. I wish I had a program to go get a message and delete it from the recipients email. Some braniac ought to get to work on that code right there.

 

[ElizaBlue]

Naa.. I am not going to call him.. I mean I just doing me for a bit.. You know I was in love... Anyway.. Volcano Erupting.. That is to much..

I hear you mami. But don't let one bad apple spoil the pie. Get back in the saddle. He prolly uses the grocery store isles to stalk pretty women.

Try Home Depot or Lowes. At least if you find one there he can fix your leaks or... get em started. Lemme stop.

 

[andrea]

I know right. I wish I had a program to go get a message and delete it from the recipients email. Some braniac ought to get to work on that code right there.

I have wished there was a recall feature for Text Messages for years.. I mean gmail will now allow you to go back and change the date of an email. So, I am sure you can recall a text message..

 

[Glib Gurl]

Girl, my dumb butt was like pikachu?

Me, too - I'm sitting her imagining you getting a picture of one of those ditigal pet things. LOL!

Sorry girl . . . yikes. Well, uhm, nah . . . I can't think of anything to nicen this up. . . . .

 

[Hot Chocolate-LB]

I know right. I wish I had a program to go get a message and delete it from the recipients email. Some braniac ought to get to work on that code right there.

Girl, that could be your multi-billion dollar idea... Don't sleep on it.

Right about now..... You should be off to get a patent made....

 

[FlowerHair]

OMG!!! That's hilarious if it wasn't so darn sad!! Some men are such loooooooooosers!!!
What in the world did he want to accomplish by that?! I'm sure his goal was to get in the sack with you, but why do some men think the best way to do that is to make some stupid move like that
Crazy!!!

 

[ElizaBlue]

Girl, that could be your multi-billion dollar idea... Don't sleep on it.

Right about now..... You should be off to get a patent made....

But for real, cause if I had it I would have charged Kwame and old girl a grip.

But hey he mighta still been mayor....

 

[ElizaBlue]

I ain't NEVA seen a pretty penis or heard one described as being pretty...I can tell you def. ain't gotten any in a min., lol lol lol!

Well I have...if a man ever describes it as pretty, hear that as small. I'll take ugly any day.

 

[Theo]

Naa.. It is from Pokemon, the kids movie... Get it, Poke. me. mon.. I know I am corny.. I just think the name Pikachu fits.. In the first Pokemon movie. Pikachu dies or passes out or something.. And Pokemon stands there or one of the character stands there screaming Pikachu get up, Pikache get up..

So, It fit.. I like Pikachu up and at full attention..

OT: Pretty Hair Lady

lol... I appreciate your humor.

 

[MD_Lady]

PIKACHU!!!

 

[glam-]

LOL I thought Pikachu was a small dog too! I had to re-read it a couple times!

Me too.

But to the issue at hand, man, some men are such idiots. I would've been grrrrr.. angry over that too- it's funny but it's also sad that guys even think that mess is okay.

 

[LunadeMiel]

Girl, I thought you were talking about the Pokemon. Oh my....

 

[dlewis]

well how large was it?

 

[Blaque*Angel]

Yeah I figured he threw it out there to see what my response was...

It looked smooth and he is milk chocolately so it was milk chocolately also..

sounds like you wanna try out that smooth chocolate...go for it,,your a big girl

 

[MissYocairis]

My reply was " You can't be really serious" No response so far..Maybe he made a mistake... I mean it caught me completely of guard... I can't see how long it is.. But it appears to have a decent girth..

Your reply was good. Grosss. He's disgusting. UGH! And, of your objective analysis of his pikachu.

You aren't old fashioned. Women have allowed this mess and now look. We've created monsters.

 

[MissYocairis]

I ain't NEVA seen a pretty penis or heard one described as being pretty...I can tell you def. ain't gotten any in a min., lol lol lol!

Never? I have.

 

[MissYocairis]

Okay Drea...step away from the light. You reminiscing a bit much. You gone call him ain't you....?

I once had a guy send me a video of the volcano erupting. Damn shame my man at the time was looking when I opened the message. He was like you report that **** to the cops right now. Then I had to call old boy and let him blow up his phone. It was a mess. Especially since I had sent him some eye candy like 8 months before. So he was like ask your woman what she sent me.

Baby I don't hardly know what this fool is talking about...that was all I could come up with. Deep down inside I was terrified he would resend a pic I had sent to him way back when.

this is hilarious!

 

[AnjelLuvs]

Lol... this is funnay... The adacity of some men

 

[Ms_Delikate]

Girl, I deleted it... I did want one last look.. I mean I looked twice cause I had to look at the name and make sure it was who I thought it was...Then I deleted it..

Wha you delete it for....we coulda all rendered a verdict for you

 

[MissYocairis]

Wha you delete it for....we coulda all rendered a verdict for you

ok....a good pikachu pic GONE TO WASTE!

 

[1QTPie]

I would have slam put that mess on the net. Don't send me not stuff like that. They're ugly anyway, no one wants to see that. Gross.

 

[tilati]

Girl, my dumb butt was like pikachu? Ain't that a small dog? Then when I read erect, I'm like no he didn't.

I was trying hard to remember what was a pikachu and then
that's disgusting

 

[andrea]

Well I have...if a man ever describes it as pretty, hear that as small. I'll take ugly any day.

Really... I said pretty because it looked smooth and chocolatey. Now it wasn't pretty enough for me to dismiss the fact that this man just sent me a picture of the pikachu and we haven't even meet for coffee.. But I am going to play a long so I can get a taste.. um I mean feel.. Well.. whatever...

PIKACHU!!!

Ahh, the beloved Pikachu.... I have made that name have a whole new meaning..

well how large was it?

It appeared to be a decent girth, maybe a half dollar.. My sizes are off.. I am not good at that stuff...

sounds like you wanna try out that smooth chocolate...go for it,,your a big girl

Hey, I may have in time if he wouldn't have came at me that way....

Your reply was good. Grosss. He's disgusting. UGH! And, of your objective analysis of his pikachu.

You aren't old fashioned. Women have allowed this mess and now look. We've created monsters.

I just thought of another reply.. I could have said " So, that works for you, Eh?"

ok....a good pikachu pic GONE TO WASTE!

I know, I was shocked.. So, I took another peek and deleted it..

I would have slam put that mess on the net. Don't send me not stuff like that. They're ugly anyway, no one wants to see that. Gross.

Yeah. That mess caught be off guard but I certainly can appreciate a good looking Pikachu.. They are not all ugly..