I ain't NEVA seen a pretty penis or heard one described as being pretty...I can tell you def. ain't gotten any in a min., lol lol lol!
IMO that is just plain old disrespectful. I would have texted him back telling him not to contact me again. It's clear he only has one thing on his mind.
...Try Home Depot or Lowes. At least if you find one there he can fix your leaks or... get em started. Lemme stop.
I completely agree with you... I have no intention of talking to him again at all.. Then again. I really do not think he will be contacting me again after my response.. However, stranger things have happened...
Girl, my dumb butt was like pikachu? Ain't that a small dog? Then when I read erect, I'm like no he didn't.
I guess he must have had you on his mind and wanted him to be on yours....mind I mean.
So did you call him back....I'm just saying.
What race is he?
I meet this guy about 3 weeks ago.
We met out at the Grocery Store.. Same Aisle, he was looking for something I was in the way... I smiled said excuse me..
He said you have a very pretty smile. I said I know that's what everyone says, you guys need to move on to pick up like 10.. He laughed, I said just kidding.. So we both laughed.. Anyway, he was cute so, I like laughter.. So, I made a joke anyway.. We talked for awhile exchanged numbers.
We have talked maybe 3 or 4 times since then.. Nothing more then 5 or 10 minutes. General pleasantries and we have to make it a point to go out.. With it being the Holiday season, we are both a little busy and he is working a little overtime since they are busy..
So, the last time we talked was approximately 5 days ago or so..
Tonight he text me a picture of his Pikachu, no really a picture of his erect pikachu.. Now what in the hell what have possessed him to send that to me. Maybe it was a mistake or maybe he was hinting.. I am not sure but are conversations have went no where near there ever..
I mean damn, I am already on a sabbatical... So men are the furthest thing from my mind. So, I am not disappointed.. Like dang that is good one who got away.. But I am disappointed in general.. I mean is only about sex.. I think I am growing up in the wrong era.. I mean what happened to courting, etc.. It is just sex sex.. Maybe I need to move to the country... J/k I do not where I need to move but this isn't going to work..
LOL.. Anyway, I found it funny so I thought I would share..
I ain't NEVA seen a pretty penis or heard one described as being pretty...I can tell you def. ain't gotten any in a min., lol lol lol!
Why do men act like this is an honor....some dude wanted to show me he liked em I guess, so he sent me his pikachu....his diseased lookin pkachu and asked when we were going out on a date. And then said...yeah he dun have no car (he's older than me) but HE'S A GENTLEMAN HE WILL PAY FOR GAS....i think not. If you do not have a car and make 3 times more money than me....u're not for me. ...Then the next week his phone got turned off..... .....but when it got back turned on he sent me more pics of his chou chou....u know to make sure I got the first one....
I gotta say I've seen one that was pretty back in my hayday. I mean seriously dude whipped it out & I was like Wow! it's so...pretty. And it was like a work of art. Ok I know that sounds but its true .
I really do not think he will be contacting me again after my response.. However, stranger things have happened...
....She was like "I have to take a bathe first but that's cool"...This chick was 43!!!
So try not to fault him girl. He just didn't respect your gangsta. Now he knows you aren't one of "them".