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[Nola Darling]

Bwah hahahaha! That's so crazy! You've got a pretty cool SO though!

LMAO I finally broke down and told my SO about MN and hair growth because I slipped up and left the packages contents in the bathroom trash and he had been snooping on the cabinet underneath my side of the bathroom...bigggggg no no I don't even put my girly trash in there so why I did that I never know I think I was rushing to make up a batch before he got home. Well when he came in from work and this is how the conversation went. Mind you I'm sitting on the couch trying to look all cute and sexable.

SO: Hey Babe
Me: Hy Daddy *I sitting there putting on lip gloss with minimal clothing*
He looks over
SO: Damn Babe, you was waiting for Daddy to get home ohhh Babe I'll be back for some of that.
*He runs to the bathroom, put up his work stuff and comes back*
Me: Hey Daddy *adding more lip gloss*
*He kisses me on the forehead, picks up the remote and flips through channels. I sitting there looking confused*
Me: Daddy, you like my outfit.
SO: Yeah *didn't even glance over*
Me: So, show me how much you like it.
*He turns to me looking like a lost puppy with a hint of hell naw as goes"
SO: Baby are you have issues down there. *and points*
Me: Yeah Daddy I want you to touch it *still trying to be sexy*
SO: Nawwwwwww, Babe I mean are you having issues.
Me: Huh?
SO: Well, I've been noticing for the past couple of months ever so often you buy that stuff you know and now there a box in the trash. What the *fudge* is goig on...it disappears but you don't neva say nutin and you get sometimes once or twice a month I see them up under the cabinet but then they disappear...
Me: What stuff are you talking about?
SO: The coochie cream Boo, you know for when women have issues down there.
Me: *Embarrassed look* Nooooooooooooooo
SO: "So why the hell do you buy so much if your not having issues...What do you do with it? You keep buying the generic stuff you know generic stuff isn't that good maybe you should get the name brand that they advertise on TV so you can get rid of the problem?"

Me: Embarrassed as all get out now..."Well you know the cream that I put on my scalp at night that you like so much?"

SO: "Yeah that stuff smells good what is it peppermint oil? I love how it makes you hair smell at night, smelling that stuff on you makes me want ohhhhhhhhh girl take "it" but not right now."
*me frown*
Me: "Well I mix that with my hair cream."
SO: *laughing, damn near in tears* You mean to tell me you put nasty lady cream on your head bwahhhhhhhhhhh oh that sh*t is funny, what is it supposed to do?"
Me: With sad look on my face "Make my hair grow."
SO: "And where did you get that from that stupid hair board, I mean really Babe you be putting that stuff on your head fa real!?"

Me: Yeah
SO: OMG so all those boxes that kept showing up and disappear from under the your side of the sink, are on your head?...*laughing*...so it makes you hair grow you did have alot of puffiness going on last month in them braids were you using it then. "
*pause*
Me: *sighhh* yeah
SO: So it makes hair grow...do you think it will work on this spot right here it's getting thin and you know my head I'm not trying to be bald?"

Me: Naww fool it only works for women and don't be using my cream."
*I walk off to go put on my real bed clothes and hide my MN Mixture*



Now every night he sniffs my head and goes ughhh you got that nasty lady peppermint cream in your head and laughs at me.

 

[Nola Darling]

My SO is very supportive. He know about you guys. He washes and relaxes my hair. the fool even organizes my hair accessories and supplies. My QP mango butters are now officially his, he uses it every day faithfully and dime size. He even reminds me when to Dc and moisturize. Yesterday his Sister asked me to wash and set her hair. You know he came along carrying the caddy with the rollers, clips, DC, Lacio Lacio, shower cap, portable Bonnet dryer , ORS olive oil moisturrizer and amla Pre-poo mix. He picked them out himself. I was looking like. Men do notice.

I wish my SO was like that. He always tells me to get out the mirror on my normal wash/conditioning days and never even comments when my hair is looking good. Stupid Men

 

[Jetblackhair]

LMAO I finally broke down and told my SO about MN and hair growth because I slipped up and left the packages contents in the bathroom trash and he had been snooping on the cabinet underneath my side of the bathroom...bigggggg no no I don't even put my girly trash in there so why I did that I never know I think I was rushing to make up a batch before he got home. Well when he came in from work and this is how the conversation went. Mind you I'm sitting on the couch trying to look all cute and sexable.

SO: Hey Babe
Me: Hy Daddy *I sitting there putting on lip gloss with minimal clothing*
He looks over
SO: Damn Babe, you was waiting for Daddy to get home ohhh Babe I'll be back for some of that.
*He runs to the bathroom, put up his work stuff and comes back*
Me: Hey Daddy *adding more lip gloss*
*He kisses me on the forehead, picks up the remote and flips through channels. I sitting there looking confused*
Me: Daddy, you like my outfit.
SO: Yeah *didn't even glance over*
Me: So, show me how much you like it.
*He turns to me looking like a lost puppy with a hint of hell naw as goes"
SO: Baby are you have issues down there. *and points*
Me: Yeah Daddy I want you to touch it *still trying to be sexy*
SO: Nawwwwwww, Babe I mean are you having issues.
Me: Huh?
SO: Well, I've been noticing for the past couple of months ever so often you buy that stuff you know and now there a box in the trash. What the *fudge* is goig on...it disappears but you don't neva say nutin and you get sometimes once or twice a month I see them up under the cabinet but then they disappear...
Me: What stuff are you talking about?
SO: The coochie cream Boo, you know for when women have issues down there.
Me: *Embarrassed look* Nooooooooooooooo
SO: "So why the hell do you buy so much if your not having issues...What do you do with it? You keep buying the generic stuff you know generic stuff isn't that good maybe you should get the name brand that they advertise on TV so you can get rid of the problem?"

Me: Embarrassed as all get out now..."Well you know the cream that I put on my scalp at night that you like so much?"

SO: "Yeah that stuff smells good what is it peppermint oil? I love how it makes you hair smell at night, smelling that stuff on you makes me want ohhhhhhhhh girl take "it" but not right now."
*me frown*
Me: "Well I mix that with my hair cream."
SO: *laughing, damn near in tears* You mean to tell me you put nasty lady cream on your head bwahhhhhhhhhhh oh that sh*t is funny, what is it supposed to do?"
Me: With sad look on my face "Make my hair grow."
SO: "And where did you get that from that stupid hair board, I mean really Babe you be putting that stuff on your head fa real!?"

Me: Yeah
SO: OMG so all those boxes that kept showing up and disappear from under the your side of the sink, are on your head?...*laughing*...so it makes you hair grow you did have alot of puffiness going on last month in them braids were you using it then. "
*pause*
Me: *sighhh* yeah
SO: So it makes hair grow...do you think it will work on this spot right here it's getting thin and you know my head I'm not trying to be bald?"

Me: Naww fool it only works for women and don't be using my cream."
*I walk off to go put on my real bed clothes and hide my MN Mixture*



Now every night he sniffs my head and goes ughhh you got that nasty lady peppermint cream in your head and laughs at me.

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[NYAmicas]

LMAO I finally broke down and told my SO about MN and hair growth because I slipped up and left the packages contents in the bathroom trash and he had been snooping on the cabinet underneath my side of the bathroom...bigggggg no no I don't even put my girly trash in there so why I did that I never know I think I was rushing to make up a batch before he got home. Well when he came in from work and this is how the conversation went. Mind you I'm sitting on the couch trying to look all cute and sexable.

SO: Hey Babe
Me: Hy Daddy *I sitting there putting on lip gloss with minimal clothing*
He looks over
SO: Damn Babe, you was waiting for Daddy to get home ohhh Babe I'll be back for some of that.
*He runs to the bathroom, put up his work stuff and comes back*
Me: Hey Daddy *adding more lip gloss*
*He kisses me on the forehead, picks up the remote and flips through channels. I sitting there looking confused*
Me: Daddy, you like my outfit.
SO: Yeah *didn't even glance over*
Me: So, show me how much you like it.
*He turns to me looking like a lost puppy with a hint of hell naw as goes"
SO: Baby are you have issues down there. *and points*
Me: Yeah Daddy I want you to touch it *still trying to be sexy*
SO: Nawwwwwww, Babe I mean are you having issues.
Me: Huh?
SO: Well, I've been noticing for the past couple of months ever so often you buy that stuff you know and now there a box in the trash. What the *fudge* is goig on...it disappears but you don't neva say nutin and you get sometimes once or twice a month I see them up under the cabinet but then they disappear...
Me: What stuff are you talking about?
SO: The coochie cream Boo, you know for when women have issues down there.
Me: *Embarrassed look* Nooooooooooooooo
SO: "So why the hell do you buy so much if your not having issues...What do you do with it? You keep buying the generic stuff you know generic stuff isn't that good maybe you should get the name brand that they advertise on TV so you can get rid of the problem?"

Me: Embarrassed as all get out now..."Well you know the cream that I put on my scalp at night that you like so much?"

SO: "Yeah that stuff smells good what is it peppermint oil? I love how it makes you hair smell at night, smelling that stuff on you makes me want ohhhhhhhhh girl take "it" but not right now."
*me frown*
Me: "Well I mix that with my hair cream."
SO: *laughing, damn near in tears* You mean to tell me you put nasty lady cream on your head bwahhhhhhhhhhh oh that sh*t is funny, what is it supposed to do?"
Me: With sad look on my face "Make my hair grow."
SO: "And where did you get that from that stupid hair board, I mean really Babe you be putting that stuff on your head fa real!?"

Me: Yeah
SO: OMG so all those boxes that kept showing up and disappear from under the your side of the sink, are on your head?...*laughing*...so it makes you hair grow you did have alot of puffiness going on last month in them braids were you using it then. "
*pause*
Me: *sighhh* yeah
SO: So it makes hair grow...do you think it will work on this spot right here it's getting thin and you know my head I'm not trying to be bald?"

Me: Naww fool it only works for women and don't be using my cream."
*I walk off to go put on my real bed clothes and hide my MN Mixture*



Now every night he sniffs my head and goes ughhh you got that nasty lady peppermint cream in your head and laughs at me.

OrangeMoon!
Thank you for posting this, complete with dialogue and stage directions. The whole convo between you and your man have me rolling and all the sexual innuendos
Shoot bump that, how is your batch coming along? I'm using Shea Butter Oil and it smells delicious!

 

[HoneyA]

LMAO I finally broke down and told my SO about MN and hair growth because I slipped up and left the packages contents in the bathroom trash and he had been snooping on the cabinet underneath my side of the bathroom...bigggggg no no I don't even put my girly trash in there so why I did that I never know I think I was rushing to make up a batch before he got home. Well when he came in from work and this is how the conversation went. Mind you I'm sitting on the couch trying to look all cute and sexable.

SO: Hey Babe
Me: Hy Daddy *I sitting there putting on lip gloss with minimal clothing*
He looks over
SO: Damn Babe, you was waiting for Daddy to get home ohhh Babe I'll be back for some of that.
*He runs to the bathroom, put up his work stuff and comes back*
Me: Hey Daddy *adding more lip gloss*
*He kisses me on the forehead, picks up the remote and flips through channels. I sitting there looking confused*
Me: Daddy, you like my outfit.
SO: Yeah *didn't even glance over*
Me: So, show me how much you like it.
*He turns to me looking like a lost puppy with a hint of hell naw as goes"
SO: Baby are you have issues down there. *and points*
Me: Yeah Daddy I want you to touch it *still trying to be sexy*
SO: Nawwwwwww, Babe I mean are you having issues.
Me: Huh?
SO: Well, I've been noticing for the past couple of months ever so often you buy that stuff you know and now there a box in the trash. What the *fudge* is goig on...it disappears but you don't neva say nutin and you get sometimes once or twice a month I see them up under the cabinet but then they disappear...
Me: What stuff are you talking about?
SO: The coochie cream Boo, you know for when women have issues down there.
Me: *Embarrassed look* Nooooooooooooooo
SO: "So why the hell do you buy so much if your not having issues...What do you do with it? You keep buying the generic stuff you know generic stuff isn't that good maybe you should get the name brand that they advertise on TV so you can get rid of the problem?"

Me: Embarrassed as all get out now..."Well you know the cream that I put on my scalp at night that you like so much?"

SO: "Yeah that stuff smells good what is it peppermint oil? I love how it makes you hair smell at night, smelling that stuff on you makes me want ohhhhhhhhh girl take "it" but not right now."
*me frown*
Me: "Well I mix that with my hair cream."
SO: *laughing, damn near in tears* You mean to tell me you put nasty lady cream on your head bwahhhhhhhhhhh oh that sh*t is funny, what is it supposed to do?"
Me: With sad look on my face "Make my hair grow."
SO: "And where did you get that from that stupid hair board, I mean really Babe you be putting that stuff on your head fa real!?"

Me: Yeah
SO: OMG so all those boxes that kept showing up and disappear from under the your side of the sink, are on your head?...*laughing*...so it makes you hair grow you did have alot of puffiness going on last month in them braids were you using it then. "
*pause*
Me: *sighhh* yeah
SO: So it makes hair grow...do you think it will work on this spot right here it's getting thin and you know my head I'm not trying to be bald?"

Me: Naww fool it only works for women and don't be using my cream."
*I walk off to go put on my real bed clothes and hide my MN Mixture*



Now every night he sniffs my head and goes ughhh you got that nasty lady peppermint cream in your head and laughs at me.

OMG!!!!Too funny!!!

 

[Dayjoy]

Him: walking in looking grossed out and indignant
"You got athlete's foot!?!?"
Me: "Naw! You know I'm putting this stuff on my hair."